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{{quote|''I know what it means to freeze to death<br />

To lose a little life with every breath<br />

To say goodbye to life on Earth<br />

To come around again<br />

{{quote|We love our little Johnny<br />

He's the best little boy in all the world<br />

And we wouldn't trade him for anything<br />

That's how much we love him.<br />

No, we couldn't live without him<br />

So that's why, since he died,<br />

We keep him safe in our G.E. freezer.<br />

He's so good, so well-behaved,<br />

Even better than before;<br />

Oh, such a wonderful kid he is.<br />

Alice and me, we'll never be lonely,<br />

Never miss our little Johnny,<br />

He'll never grow up and leave us<br />

{{quote|''L'Enfant [[Glac Ã]]©''<br />

When Baby's cries grew hard to bear<br />

I popped him in the Frigidaire.<br />

I never would have done so if<br />

I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff.<br />

My wife said: "George, I'm so unhappé!<br />

{{quote|In cryo, you don't dream at all. It doesn't ''feel'' like six years - more like a fifth of tequila and an ass-kicking.|'''Jake Sully''', ''[[Avatar (Filmfilm)|Avatar]]''}}

{{quote|'''Little Inmate''': Hey, how come you just didn't get frozen? How come you didn't get frozen like Demolition Man?<br />

'''Wesley Snipes''': Well, it was a picture. It was a movie I was making, and uh, I-<br />

'''Little Inmate''': ''Maaaaaan'', if I could get frozen like y', I'd come back in the year 2322! Cars be flyin'. You stupid, Wesley. You and Stallone should of got frozen like you did in that movie, come out, and beat up the cops 'cuz they don't know nothing 'bout what you do. You should of got frozen and came back when there's no such thing as taxes!<br />

{{quote|Man, can that guy ever ''not'' get frozen in ice?|'''Iron Man''' regarding Captain America, ''[[MAD (Animation)|MAD]]''}}