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{{quote|'''Athens''': The same reports are coming in from the vessel commanders throughout the fleet. As we expected, the organic units are proving very selfish. Even with the two courses laid clearly before them, they stubbornly choose futile efforts at self-preservation over the greater good.
'''Petey''': The next engagements begin shortly. Athens, we need live telemetry feeds from all your systems - maybe we can learn something important.
'''Athens''': Who says I'm going first? I'm the flagship. ''You'' go first.
|'''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'''}}
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1. Pointed out that they are far more sophisticated, urbane, and cultured than I am, and
2. Used some really dirty words.
|'''[[Dave Barry]]''', "The Fat Lady Sings"}}
{{quote|"Jonathan Ross is the worst kind of nasty, gratuitous, insulting, viciously insensitive bully." said Piers Morgan... [[Lampshade Hanging|from his glass house!]]
|'''Tom Baker''', reading a quote on ''[[Have I Got News for You]]''}}
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|'''''[[Dissidia Final Fantasy]]'', [[Final Fantasy VI|Kefka]]''', who wrote the book on being a maniac with a God Complex.}}
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|[[Mystery Science Theater 3000|Bill Corbett]], [[Riff Trax]] [[Star Wars]] Episode III}}
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|'''Robert F. Kennedy''' }}
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|'''Bowser Koopa''', ''[[The Adventures of Super Mario Bros 3]]''}}
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|'''Timmy Turner''', ''[[The Fairly Odd Parents]]''}}
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|'''President Merkin Muffley''', ''[[Dr. Strangelove]]''}}
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|'''Ulysses Perhero''', ''The ongoing adventures of Ulysses Perhero''}}
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|''unknown, attributed to multiple sources''}}
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|'''Amazon.co.uk''', customer review of ''[[Twilight (novel)|Breaking Dawn]]''}}
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|'''[[Half-Life (series)|Gordon Freeman]]''', ''[[Freeman's Mind]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx1UFw7DjJ4 13]''}}
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|'''Robot Devil''', ''[[Futurama]]''}}
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|'''Kuzco''', ''[[The Emperor's New School|The Emperors New School]]''}}
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|'''Dr. Ivo Robotnik''', ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' issue #3}}
{{quote|'''Mark Posubule''': Forgive your ''debtors''!
'''Clay Puppington''': Forgive your ''tresspassers''!
'''Mark Posubule''': You owe me a bottle of wine!
'''Clay Puppington''': Get off my property!
|''[[Moral Orel]]'', "The Lord's Prayer"}}
{{quote|'''Lois''': You did '''what'''? What '''ever''' possessed you to '''throw yourself out a window''' to get someone's '''attention'''?
'''Clark''': The memory of you asking '''me''' that with a straight face will last a '''lifetime'''.
|''[[52]]''}}
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|''Fairbanks'' of '''Sore Thumbs''', [http://sorethumbs.keenspot.com/d/20040609.html accepting a challenge from his sister at Def Jam Vendetta]}}
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|'''[[The Angry Video Game Nerd|Super Mecha Death Christ]]'''}}
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An incubus then I thought her
So I threw over the rich attorney's
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Tried vainly to disparage
And now if you please, I'm ready to try
This breach of promise of marriage.
|'''The Learned Judge''', ''[[Gilbert and Sullivan|Trial by Jury]]''}}
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|'''[[Atop the Fourth Wall|Linkara]]'''}}
{{quote|'''Archie''': How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?
'''Otto''': You're the vulgarian, you fuck!
|''[[A Fish Called Wanda]]''}}
{{quote|'''Brennan''': Kyle. I know you get everything you want by flaunting your superior intellect, but that won't work with me.
'''Aldridge''': And why is that?
'''Brennan''': Because I'm smarter than you are.
|''[[Bones]]''}}
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|[[Something Awful]] [[Fan Community Nicknames|Goon]] '''Novasol''', [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Wall%20Street%20Kid/Update%202/index.html Let's Play Wall Street Kid]}}
{{quote|'''Marisa''': A half-beast that can't morph without the full moon is just a human. Weak!
'''Alice''': You DO know you're a human too, right?
|''[[Touhou|Touhou Project: Imperishable Night]]''}}
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|'''[[Benjamin Franklin]]'''}}
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|'''[[Tom Lehrer]]''', in a foreword for "National Brotherhood Week"}}
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|Youtube comment on [[I.M. Meen]]}}
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|[[Zero Punctuation|Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]}}
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|[[Futurama|Mr. Wong]]}}
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|[[Baccano|Ladd Russo. Yes, the same guy who kisses his gun.]]}}
{{quote|My inner fangirl just [[Shipping Goggles|spazzamed at the "Send her my love" line]].
I mean, sure, in my group of friends, we tell each other we love each other all the time too,
and that is 99% likely what Annie means, but my inner fangirl still can't stop squealing.
|[http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q{{=}}cache:http%3A%2F%2Fgunnerkrigg.com%2Findex2.php%3Fshow_id%3D825%23bk_825#a31313a3432706d One fan comment] on [http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/?p{{=}}823 this] page of ''[[Gunnerkrigg Court]]''}}
{{quote|<@Glench> opcasionally, I kick people [[Grammar Nazi|for incorrect spelling]]
<@Glench> ...
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|Clancy, from [[Ninja Gaiden]]. <ref>Right before he fights Ryu Hayabusa.</ref>}}
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|[[Zero Punctuation]], on [[STALKER|S. T. A. L. K. E. R.: Clear Sky]]}}
{{quote|'''[[Wolverine]]:''' [[What the Hell, Hero?|Never thought I would see you guys throw in with a guy like]] [[Doctor Doom|Doom]].
'''[[Fantastic Four|The Thing:]]
'''Wolverine:''' Okay, well, if you want to get technical...
|'''[[X-Men]]'''}}
{{quote|I doubt [Haruhi] even knows [[wikipedia:File:Honduras (orthographic projection).svg|where]] Honduras ''is''. Let's see, somewhere below Mexico, right?
|'''Kyon''', ''[[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya]]''}}
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|'''Hamilton [[The Big Guy|Holt]]''', ''[[The 39 Clues]]''}}
{{quote|'''Kermit:''' And we promise we won't stoop to cheap 3D tricks.
'''Fozzie:''' Did someone say ''cheap 3D tricks''?! ''(blows a party favor at the camera)''
|'''[[Muppet*Vision 3D]]'''}}
{{quote|'''Beavis''': School sucks.
'''Principal McVicker''': You watch your mouth, you little pain-in-the-ass!
|'''[[Beavis and Butthead]]''', ''Speech Therapy''}}
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|'''Frasier Crane''', ''[[Frasier]]''}}
{{quote|'''Clair''': I've never seen [Rudy] so bossy!
'''Cliff''': She ''is'' kind of pushy.
'''Clair''': Well I don't like it. Call her in here!
|''[[The Cosby Show]]''}}
{{quote|I had an English teacher who described true perversion as knowing something is wrong in some way and then indulging in it anyway, because of its wrongness.
[http://www.amazon.com/So-Shelly-Ty-Roth/dp/0385739583 He now is the author of a book that gender bent Percy Bysshe Shelley into a modern teenage girl.]
|[http://community.910cmx.com/index.php?/topic/12375-story-november-7-2011/page__view__findpost__p__478112 A fan comment] on ''[[El Goonish Shive]]'' board.}}
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|'''Hal Sparks''' (via @HalSparks, from [http://halsparks.com halsparks.com])}}
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|'''Archie Andrews''', coaching a girls' football team in ''[[Archie Comics|Archie]]'', October 12, 1946}}
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|'''Stacy Hirano''', ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]''}}
{{quote|Then she wondered that a heathen should speak thus: yet she is a woman honoured among these men, and openly professes that she hath no profession of faith in her mouth.
|'''Shafiz Ullah Khan''', describing British politicicians in ''One View of the Question'' by [[Rudyard Kipling]].}}
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|'''[[Jethro Tull]]''', "Thick as a Brick"}}
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|'''Dirk's Auto-Responder''', ''[[Homestuck]]''}}
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