IKEA Erotica/Quotes
"I used to write pornography when I was younger. It wasn't terribly erotic, but it was detailed..."
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"Quite. After all, sex is just a couple of electrified water bags wobbling on each other repeatedly and then squirting amino-acids about."
—Xkcd forums
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1) Put pOnOs (A) to vagOOO (B). —from a Fate/stay night parody comic
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"He put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time."
—Ebony, My Immortal.
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