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{{trope}}
Note this need not be something "racy" (and probably won't be, if the trope is being [[Played for Laughs]]); just something the performer would rather not have done, but did it anyway just for the money.
Compare [[Money, Dear Boy]], which is when the performer's ''current'' choice of work is so bad that he or she is only in on it to get money from it, and [[Paying Their Dues]], when the Old Shame was done for the sake of career advancement instead of merely monetary reasons.
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* In ''[[DC Nation]]'', Hotshot's teammates discover that he "starred" in a film valled [[Bi the Way|"Bi The Shore"]] while in college. The females on the team rent it out and have a screening, playing it for all the [[Snark Bait]] it's worth.▼
* In violet-quill's ''[[Harry Potter]]'' fic
* In multifandom parody vid ''[http://go-devil-dante.deviantart.com/art/L-is-sick-of-walking-19823583 L is sick of walking]'' by
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▲* In [[DC Nation]], Hotshot's teammates discover that he "starred" in a film valled [[Bi the Way|"Bi The Shore"]] while in college. The females on the team rent it out and have a screening, playing it for all the [[Snark Bait]] it's worth.
▲* In violet-quill's Harry Potter fic, ''Wolf Masterson in The Naughty Professor IV: Prefect's Revenge'', Remus Lupin once made films. Naughty, naughty films.
▲* In multifandom parody vid [http://go-devil-dante.deviantart.com/art/L-is-sick-of-walking-19823583 L is sick of walking] by [[Go Devil Dante]], [[Samurai Champloo|Jin]] posed for "ukelicious" nude photos because [[Memetic Mutation|he needed the monies.]]
* This becomes a scandal for [[Julia Roberts]]'s character in ''[[Notting Hill]]''.
* The phrase is used by Priscilla Presley in one of ''[[
== [[Live-Action TV]] ==
* ''[[
** Joey was once in a porn movie because he was 'young, and needed some money'. He plays a guy who walks in during a sex scene to watch the couple have sex on the photocopier. [[Spear Carrier|At least he had a speaking bit]], "You know, that's really bad for the paper tray."
** In another episode, Joey tells his agent that he's frustrated that she hasn't been getting him any good jobs lately. She replies, "Well you're just going to say no again, but ''gay porn?''"
* In ''[[How I Met Your Mother]]'' Robin uses this to explain her past career as a teenage, pseudo-
* Played with in ''[[Stark Raving Mad]]'': an episode focused on Ian's extreme reluctance to discuss what he was doing during a particular year and a half of his life, going so far as making up a cover story about having spent it in a mental institution. After insistent prodding by Henry, he finally snaps and starts closing all his blinds, orders Henry to lock the door, warns him that what he's about to see "will disgust [him]" and produces a tape that he's "deeply ashamed" of and that he only keeps as a "reminder of how far [he] can fall". And when the tape starts playing we see that it's... {{spoiler|a cheesy musical.}}
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'''Henry''': So wait a minute, you would rather have people think you were in a mental institution than...
''[Cut to more {{spoiler|musical}} scenes]''
'''Henry''': ...I understand. }}
* From ''[[
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'''Perry:''' And, did you tell him not since the 80s when you were trying to make it as an "actress"? }}
* Apparently Wilson
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* [[Stephen Colbert]] was once a male prostitute, but classy. Actually, that was his street name: [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Butt Classy]].
* Melanie from ''[[
* ''[[Goodness Gracious Me]]'' parodied this trope in a sketch where Bollywood superstar Chunky Lafanga is exposed as having starred in "a hardcore porn film" (using the exact phrase "I was young and needed the money" to justify his actions.) We then see a clip from the film in question, the joke being that because this was Indian cinema, the scene is more like saucy ''[[Carry On]]''-style innuendo than explicit porn.
* Played lightly in ''[[Downton Abbey]]'' where Carson is blackmailed over an apparently scandalous secret from his past. It turns out that he used to be a pierside entertainer, which is amusing to the rest of the household but cringemaking for him.
* Another example, in ''[[
* Unsurprisingly, Karen on ''[[Will and Grace]]'' once starred in an adult film called ''Next to Godliness'' in which she plays a neat-freak dominatrix.
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* ''[[Castle
* Erin in ''[[Blue Bloods]]'' worked as a cocktail waitress at Roxy's (a famous NYC nightclub). She told her parents she worked at a roller skate rink. The part about wearing roller skates was true...
* On ''[[
* Cam of ''[[Bones]]'' was strapped for cash starting at med school and so agreed to play a role in the low-budget "The Invasion of the Mother Suckers". It's hard to tell whether the film was more
* Rebecca's sister in ''[[Cheers]]'' is okay with the low-budget [[Slasher Film]]s she ''currently'' stars in, but there's at least ''one'' she isn't proud of.
== [[Music]] ==▼
▲== Music ==
* Used in the [[Steve Taylor]] song "Cash Cow" as a line setting up the following:
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''I had money, but I needed more money
''I was filthy rich; all I needed was love!
''...and a little more money! }}
== [[Recorded and Stand Up Comedy]] ==
▲== [[Stand Up Comedy]] ==
* [[Bill Hicks]] claimed that this was the only valid reason anyone other than [[Willie Nelson]] could have for doing a commercial. Willie was excused for his $24 million tax bill.
== [[Video Games]] ==
* In ''[[Fallout: New Vegas]]'' your companion [[Felicia Day|Veronica]] will say this when you talk to her sometimes. Used as a joke, because she always cuts off whatever you were going to ask.
* In ''[[HuniePop]]'', Venus herself (as in, Goddess of Love) claims to have done this, having performed in burlesque clubs in order to to "pay her way through fairy school." She even provides the player with a photo of herself doing so.<ref>This would mean she only became a goddess within the last 200 years or so, unless fairies invented photography before humans did, but while this version of Venus is indeed the goddess of love, she is not the same Venus worshipped in ancient Rome.</ref>
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▲* In [[Fallout New Vegas]] your companion [[Felicia Day|Veronica]] will say this when you talk to her sometimes. Used as a joke, because she always cuts off whatever you were going to ask.
* In ''[[User Friendly]]'', this was Greg's justification for once having worked for [[Acceptable Targets|Microsoft]].
* Ray from ''[[Achewood]]'' paid major hush money to cover up his past as... a hip-hop dancer.
== [[Western Animation]] ==▼
▲== Western Animation ==
* In the first Halloween episode of ''[[South Park]]'', Cartman tells his friends that the reason why his mom posed for ''Crack Whore'' magazine was because "...she was young and needed the money," with Stan telling Cartman that the pictures for the magazine were taken last month. Granted, Cartman's mom doesn't seem to have any source of income beyond whoring herself.
* Part of a chain of excuses in ''[[The Looney Tunes Show]]'' when Daffy markets Bugs' design for an automatic carrot peeler.
* Death himself (as in, [[The Grim Reaper]] from ''[[Family Guy]]'') claims he once "did some films I'm... not especially proud of" when he was young, to explain his ability to swallow the meat off a turkey leg in one gulp.
== [[Real Life]] ==▼
* When it was brought up on ''[[Get This]]'', these were [[Ed Kavalee]]'s exact words about an old film project of his, ''Meat Pie'', in which he played a teenager who has sex with a meat grinder and gets a penis transplant. Kavalee's comment was, "After seeing it, people look at me differently. They ask things like, 'Were you in some kind of trouble? You could have asked me for money!'"▼
▲== Real Life ==
* This is how [[Jackie Chan]] justifies having once appeared in a porn flick (if ''[[Cracked.com]]'''s [http://www.cracked.com/article_14898_from-jackie-chan-to-carrie-fisher-10-most-unlikely-celeb-porn-stars.html 10 Most Unlikely Celeb Porn Stars] is to be believed, which it may not be).▼
▲* When it was brought up on ''[[Get This]]'', these were Ed Kavalee's exact words about an old film project of his, ''Meat Pie'', in which he played a teenager who has sex with a meat grinder and gets a penis transplant. Kavalee's comment was, "After seeing it, people look at me differently. They ask things like, 'Were you in some kind of trouble? You could have asked me for money!'"
▲* This is how [[Jackie Chan]] justifies having once appeared in a porn flick (if ''[[Cracked]]'' is to be believed, which it may not be).
** He started doing his own stunts because of this, but it became his calling card as he gained fame.
* Legendarily, [[Marilyn Monroe]]'s
* [[Sylvester Stallone]], who made his acting debut in the porn flick ''Party at Kitty and Stud's''.<ref>Hilariously, the movie was re-released after Stallone's breakout hit ''[[Rocky]]'' to cash in on said film's success under the title ''The Italian Stallion'', complete with a theme song [[Suspiciously Similar Song|that totally wasn't ripping off ''Rocky'']].</ref>
* [[Simon Rex]] acted in a few porn films.
* When [[Dave Barry]] ran for President (long story), this was a common answer on the Q&A forum.
* [[Maya Angelou]] used to "dance" "professionally".
* [[Vanessa
* [[Danny Slavin]], who played Leo Corbett in ''[[Power Rangers Lost Galaxy]]'', only did it because he needed money for law school. Understandably, it took a lot of convincing to get him to return for the
* Before her acting debut and during her model years, [[Cameron Diaz]] was videotaped topless for a softcore S&M-themed photoshoot. The resultant pics and short film were never released officially, albeit they appeared to have been illegally uploaded in a Russian website.
* Tom Morello (of [[Rage Against the Machine]] fame) was a male stripper for a time.
* Up until about 1991, Merzbow (yes, ''that'' [[Harsh Noise|Merzbow]]) made soundtracks for S&M porn flicks.
* Subverted by [[Jessica Biel]], who did a topless magazine shoot in late 2003. She didn't need the money at all, having just come off of the very successful remake of ''[[
* [[Sasha Grey]], now an actress and avant-gardist, spent five straight years in the porn industry. She's known just as much for one as the other nowadays.
* Back before [[Square Enix|Enix merged with Square]], among the projects it had under its belt were at least two really old H-games.
* Played with in that [[Paying Their Dues|she needed the opportunity rather than the cash]]: [[Alanis Morissette]] rarely talks about the two bubblegum-pop albums she recorded when she was a teenager, but without them, she wouldn't have had the opportunity to record her next album, ''Jagged Little Pill''.
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