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{{trope}}
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{{quote|''"I've never seen my sister this happy, Ian. If you hurt her, I'll kill you and [[Make It Look Like an Accident]]."''
|'''Nick Portokalos''', ''[[My Big Fat Greek Wedding]]''}}
The one true manly way to concede defeat for the girl's heart is to tell the winner that, if he ever screws up, he should expect an ass-kicking of epic proportions. Usually uttered by (or sometimes to) [[The Lancer]] or [[The Rival]].
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The manly and gracious thing for the winner to do is to accept this statement. "I would be disappointed if you didn't." This is ''not'' (usually) an insult or a threat, but an agreement between guys who both want the same girl to be happy.
This can also be said by a [[Overprotective Dad|parent]] or [[My Sister Is Off
And yes, an asskicking of epic proportions ''will'' follow should any betrayal occur.
{{examples}}
== Male Warning Male ==
=== Anime and Manga ===▼
▲== Anime and Manga ==
* How about a male-warning-''[[Boys Love|gay]]'' (well, bi) male example? Hiro, Shuichi's best friend, warns Yuki against making Shuichi cry any more than he already does in ''[[Gravitation]]''.
* This phrase is often repeated by Ryoga in ''[[Ranma
* ''[[One Piece]]'': [[Overprotective Dad|Genzo]], Nami's father-figure, to [[Idiot Hero|Luffy]] at the end of the Arlong Arc.
** Apparently, [[No Hugging, No Kissing|this was supposed to be non-romantic.]] [[Relationship Writing Fumble|Not everybody saw it as such]].
* In ''[[
* In Adachi Mitsuru's ''H2'', Miyoshi says this to Hiro about Koga. However, {{spoiler|Miyoshi is just trying to throw Hiro off, so that he can make a move on Koga.}}
* Though he'd just apply to anyone, [[Bleach|Hitsugaya Toshiro]] reminded Ichimaru Gin that should he spill one blood from [[The Woobie|Hinamori Momo]], he'll kill him in instant. {{spoiler|Tragically subverted when through Aizen's trickery, Hitsugaya ended up IMPALING Hinamori with his own sword.}}
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=== Comic Books ===
* Tag-team variant: in the comic ''[[Excalibur (Comic Book)|Excalibur]]'', Brian and Kurt (Captain Britain and Nightcrawler) warn teammate Pete Wisdom that if he hurts Kitty (fellow teammate Shadowcat) in any way, they'd rip his head off, desecrate it with graffiti, and drop it in the middle of the English Channel.
* Wolverine performs the brotherly version in the ''[[X-Men (Comic Book)|X-Men]]'' comics, after Gambit returns to the team following the blowup about his past misdeeds, warning Gambit that if he hurts Rogue again, he and Logan are going to have some sharp, pointy, adamantium words.
** An early '80s ''[[X-Men (Comic Book)|X-Men]]'' comic has Wolverine intending to beat some sense into Colossus after the latter breaks up with Kitty Pryde, but Wolvie settles for getting Colossus involved in a [[Bar Brawl]]... with [[The Juggernaut]].
** He does this again (though a platonic version) with Cable, a former rival, when he realizes that Cable means a lot to Jean, who'd just spent several years raising baby-cable in the distant future. "Far as I'm concerned, the slate's clean between us. Just one thing. If you ever break that girl's heart, I'm gonna finish what I started in Madripoor."
** In ''[[X
* Batman does this to Superman of all people at the end of in the DCAU's 'World's Finest' movie. Bruce Wayne has spent much of the film dating Lois Lane, who calls it off after finding out his secret. Right before he leaves Bruce tells Clark "She's all yours now, if you can handle that. But you'd better be good to her, 'cause I know where you live." The look on Clark/Superman's face is priceless.
=== Fan
* In ''[[Lilly Epilogue
* In ''[[Earth and Sky (
* In ''[[
=== Film ===
* The page quote comes from [[My Big Fat Greek Wedding]], but there it's a bit of a subversion. Niko tells Ian he's just kidding... and then threatens him again. [[Running Gag|Over and over again]], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=NnZL9DD-oag#t=227s including through a cut away.]
* The film ''[[Pirates of the Caribbean]]: The Curse of the Black Pearl'' has a more subtle example, when Commodore Norrington, after learning that his fiancée really loves the smith Will Turner, tells Will that he expects him "to show the same care and devotion in every aspect of his life" as he does in his work; in the context of the conversation, it is obvious which aspect of Will's life he's particularly referring to.
** Don't forget that Norrington delivers the admonition while holding his sword ''inches'' from Will Turner's face.
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* In the film ''[[Shanghai Knights]]'', after initially objecting to the idea of a relationship between his sister Lin and Roy O'Bannon (Owen Wilson), Chon Wang (Jackie Chan) accepts it, but adds, "Break her heart, I break your legs," to which Owen replies, "That's fair."
** Boba Fett steals this line in the Star Wars Expanded Universe while another Mandalorian informs him that he is going to marry Fett's granddaughter.
* At the start of ''[[
** It's mentioned in the book that Sonny's threat "If you touch my sister again I'll kill you!" makes everyone relax, as he'd never say that if he ''was'' willing to kill Carlo (because it could be used as evidence against him). Mind you, Sonny isn't exactly cool-headed over these things, which his enemies use to their advantage.
* In the film ''[[Sydney White]]'', the protagonist scores a date with the current [[Big Man
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** Although, frankly, that's a ''very'' effective threat.
* In ''[[Clueless]]'': [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Hey, you. Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anybody would miss you.]]
* In ''[[Shallow Hal]]'', when Hal thinks that Rosemary and Ralph are back together, Hal comes to Ralph to concede victory:
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* In the film [[Something New]], Kenya and Brian embark on a double date with Kenya's friend and her fiance. When the ladies excuse themselves to go dancing, the other guy tells Brian that while he likes him and he seems to be an "okay guy", he thinks of Kenya as a sister and even if not, she's his girlfriend's best friend, so Brian had better not be using Kenya as some "science experiment" (Brian is white and Kenya is black).
* Towards the end of the "Real Thing" sequence from ''[[
* ''[[Bad Boys]]'' II has one of the absolute best versions of this trope when Marcus and Mike terrorize Marcus' daughter's date. It has to be [http://youtu.be/Hb9aGovCJYY seen] to be believed.
* In the extended cut of The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King. Samwise Gamgee gives Gollum a warning about betrayal and harming Frodo when the latter becomes suspicious of what lies in Shelob's Cave.
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* [[The Fast and
=== Literature
* [[Absurdly Powerful Student Council|The Student Council President]] gives this to Layfon in regards to his sister Felli in [[Koukaku no Regios]]. It's played entirely for laughs, since Layfon has no idea that Felli likes him, and the President is wearing a [[Badass Longcoat]] over a red and white striped bathing suit.
* [[The Redemption of Althalus]] sees {{spoiler|Deiwos warning Althalus in this way. Considering Deiwos is a god, Althalus has good reason to never think about slipping up...}}
* Sibyl's brother to Dorian in ''[[The Picture of Dorian Gray]]''
* An unusual example in ''Wolf of the Plains'': Temujin threatens the father of his wife-to-be with massacre of his entire clan if he beats Borte again. Note that Temujin grows up to become Genghis Khan.
* Subverted in the [[Mortal Instruments]] trilogy, when Jace prepares himself for this speech from Simon, his girlfriend Clary's protective best friend. Of course, Clary is a demon-slaying Shadowhunter.
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'''Simon''':No. If you hurt Clary, she's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons. }}
* Sadrao says this to Trent in ''[[
* In ''[[A Song of Ice and Fire]]'', Jon Snow and Tormund Giantsbane are discussing the latter's new son-in-law. Tormund threatens him by saying that he'd rip the boy's manhood off and beat him with it if he broke his girl's heart. However, the wildlings of this story kidnap women to make their wives as a standard practice, with the acknowledgment that the woman ultimately chooses whether to stay.
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=== Live
* Uttered by Wesley to Gunn on ''[[
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'''Gunn''': What are you, man, her brother?
'''Wesley''': Apparently... }}
** And later in reverse:
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'''Wesley''': Acceptable terms. }}
* Subverted in ''[[Friends]]'': Ross tells Chandler before his wedding to Monica that if he hurt her, he would "hunt him down, and kick his ass"... to Chandler's great amusement and laughter. Which is interesting, considering that, in a later episode, the others find it laughable that Chandler could beat Ross up.
** Of course, then in another episode Ross and Chandler are stuck in an arm wrestling match due to being "equally weak". For the joke is that ''neither'' of those guys is remotely violent or physically threatening. Phoebe on the other hand...
** Part of the point was that if Chandler screws up, Monica can and will kick his ass before Ross even manages to punch Chandler hard once. Though there is that whole "My Sandwich" incident...
** But it's played very straight in the wedding
* [[
** Another good one is # 4: ''"I'm sure you've been told in today's world, sex, without using a 'barrier method' of some kind, can kill you... let me elaborate; when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you."''
* A non-romantic version occurs in an episode of ''[[Scrubs]]'': J.D's feckless and goofy older brother, acknowledging that his brother will never look up to him but admires Dr. Cox intensely, warns Cox in perfect seriousness to take his responsibility as J.D's mentor more seriously, "or you'll have me to answer to."
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* Used in ''[[The Office]]'', (US Version) in "Phyllis gets Married", where Michael Scott says to Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration: "If you ever lay a finger on Phyllis, I'll kill you." Bob Vance replies with, "If ''you'' ever lay a finger on Phyllis, I'll kill ''you''."
** In another episode, Michael goes to prank the Utica branch after learning that Stanley wants to transfer.
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* Since parental threats are allowed, we ''can't'' forget (president) Jed Bartlet's on ''[[The West Wing]]'':
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** And he ''likes'' Charlie!
* [[Queer
* ''[[Noah's Arc]]'': Ricky says this verbatim to Wade regarding Noah (and means every word of it).
* In ''[[The Mentalist]]'' episode "Bloodshot", Rigsby delivers this warning to Grace's new boyfriend, who takes it gracefully and assures Rigsby he'll treat her well. {{spoiler|Immediately subverted when he kicks Rigsby to the ground and beats him into unconsciousness--turns out he's the episode's bad guy, who's been using Grace to get access to CBI.}}
* ''[[The Drew Carey Show]]'':
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* ''[[That '70s Show]]'' has Eric threaten Casey Kelso with "If you make her cry, I'm coming right back here to kick your ass". Which, considering who is involved, is quite the threat.
* An episode of ''[[Bones]]'' when Hodgins was about to marry Angela had [[ZZ Top|Angela's father]] warning Jack: "I've got caaars and I've got guitaaars. And I've got guns. Treat my little girl right, and you'll only see the business end of the caaaaars and the guitaaaaaaars."
** Inverted with Booth telling Bones' brother that if he broke her heart again, he would hurt him. And [[Papa Wolf|knowing Booth]], he would and could carry out that promise.
** Angela's father does follow through on his promise, although without guns he just strands the guy in a desert and gives him a permanent tattoo of Angela. This is even after Angela tells him that they both called off the wedding.
* ''[[Star Trek:
* In [[ER]], during Abby and Luka's wedding, Lucien, who is rather fond of Abby, goes up to Luka and warns him if he ever hurt Abby, he would kill him. Which Luka, who was busy trying to find Abby and knows that Lucien is quite drunk, absently gave him an "all right".
* In the ''[[
* Occurs in the [[True Blood]] season one episode "Cold Ground" when Sam confronts Bill.
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* In ''[[Chuck]]'', after Morgan starts openly dating [[Adam Baldwin|Casey]]'s daughter, Casey grudgingly lets the relationship continue, but warns Morgan that if he breaks her heart, Casey will "break [his] everything." Surprisingly, this does not happen more often, even from such people as Sarah's father or her ex (probably because Bryce knows Chuck is a good man).
* On ''[[
* In [[The Fresh Prince of Bel
* ''[[Beverly Hills, 90210]]''. Dylan warns Brenda's fiance Stuart about this. Rather hypocritical considering that Dylan himself broke Brenda's heart.
* In ''[[Psych]]'', Lassiter has a truly [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|epic moment]] delivering one of these. At first unwilling to accept that Juliet was dating Shawn, he eventually closed himself and Shawn in a small room, hooked ''himself'' up to a [[Lie Detector|polygraph]] and then said that if Shawn screwed up he would shoot him. Cut to the polygraph needle showing that he is telling the truth.
* In ''[[Downton Abbey]]'', {{spoiler|Lord Grantham agrees to let Tom Branson}} marry his daughter, but warns:
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=== Music ===
* The Rodney Atkins song "Come on in Boy" seems to avert this at first, as the girl's father merely tells her date how much his daughter means to him and that "she deserves the best." However the last line in the chorus the father promises he'll see them when they get back, as he'll be up "still cleaning this gun."
* The basis for the song "Welcome to the Family" by Little Big Town is a man detailing to his new brother-in-law how scary his family is.
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''If you know what's good for you'll treat her right
''{{'}}Cause Grandpa's the local sherriff, yeah, he's the judge and the jury too
''Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son he'll dig a hole for you
''Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy, he'll fight you just for fun
''Mama's got a real bad temper, and Daddy's got a shotgun }}
* Tom F. Wilson in his Daughter Song.
* A musical implied variant (sort of "Male Reassuring Female"), the song "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)" by Journey includes the lines "If he ever hurts you / True love won't desert you".
=== Recorded and Stand Up Comedy ===
* Christopher Titus during his "LOVE IS EVOL" special mentions telling his new younger girlfriend's father that he'd take care of her. Her father, a Vietnam Veteran Marine Pilot, basically tells him, if he doesn't, "One Shot, One Kill".
** Later he jokes about how his body would be found over four states and he says that her brother, a federal agent, says, "They ain't gonna find ya."
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* Bill Engvall's segment of the ''Blue Collar Comedy Tour'', to a boy who has come to take out his daughter:
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=== Theatre ===
* The whole point of "She's My Sister" in the musical ''[[Memphis]]''. The show is set in 1950s America, and in this particular song Delray, an African-American club owner, warns Caucasian Radio DJ Huey Calhoun just how much danger he's putting his little sister in by being involved with her in a time when interracial relationships were illegal.
=== Video Games ===
* In ''[[Mass Effect]] 2'', after re-recruiting [[Wrench Wench|Tali]], you'll get an email from the quarian Admiralty Board saying (in somewhat formal diplomat-speak) "She's with you now. You're her captain, so what you say goes. Don't screw up or you'll have the whole fleet on your ass." Only at the end of the email does it say that the message is from ''Tali's father'' specifically. Bonus points since Tali is one of male!Shepard's possible [[Love Interest
▲* In ''[[Mass Effect]] 2'', after re-recruiting [[Wrench Wench|Tali]], you'll get an email from the quarian Admiralty Board saying (in somewhat formal diplomat-speak) "She's with you now. You're her captain, so what you say goes. Don't screw up or you'll have the whole fleet on your ass." Only at the end of the email does it say that the message is from ''Tali's father'' specifically. Bonus points since Tali is one of male!Shepard's possible [[Love Interest|Love Interests]].
** To anyone not familiar with the game (shame on you), the Quarians have the largest fleet in the galaxy.
** Becomes [[Harsher in Hindsight]] {{spoiler|on Tali's loyalty mission, when you discover Tali's father has died in the interim, because he was recklessly playing with AI soldiers, so that he could retake the Quarian homeworld for her.}}
* In one of the flashbacks in ''[[Assassin's Creed
* Discussed and parodied with Guybrush and a human LeChuck in ''[[Tales of Monkey Island]] Chapter 2: The Siege of Spinner Cay'':
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'''LeChuck:''' The only thing I did to Elaine was to pull her from the freezing water along with a bunch of wet, screaming monkeys!
'''Guybrush:''' ''[smiles]'' Actually, that kinda sounds like our honeymoon! }}
* In [[Dragon Age II]], if Hawke romanced Fenris, then romanced Anders, you get this banter.
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'''Anders''': What's it to you?
'''Fenris''': Be good to him/her. Break his/her heart, and I'll kill you. }}
=== [[Web
* From [[Least I Could Do]] when [http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20091026 Rayne realises] {{spoiler|Archie and Issa are serious about each other:}}
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* Sir Kehydius to Sir Tristram in [http://www.arthurkingoftimeandspace.com/1448.htm this] ''[[Arthur, King of Time and Space]]'' strip.
* In ''[[The Phoenix Requiem]]'', Robyn does it to Jonas in [http://requiem.seraph-inn.com/viewcomic.php?page=540 this strip].
* In the webcomic [[Archipelago]], shortly after declaring his love to Alice, Riley meets her five brothers. They are not impressed, especially since Riley is half-wereshark, a race almost universally hated. Alice manages to reconcile them, but the eldest pintur still gives Riley [http://archipelagocomic.com/comic/?id=661 this] touching farewell speech.
* An epic variation appears in ''[[Girl Genius]]'', with Gil threatening a political rival instead of a romantic rival:
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'''Wooster''': You...you couldn't!
'''Gil''': Couldn't?! Couldn't?! I am Gilgamesh Wulfenbach, little man! There is nothing I couldn't do, had I cause! (quiets down) And now, now I have one. [[
'''Wooster''': Yes, Ohgod yes! Yes, Master! }}
* The [[Mega Crossover]] [[Fanfic|fan]][[Web Comic|comic]] ''[[
=== Web Original ===
* Although there's no spoken dialogue, it's probably safe to infer that this happens in some form in [[There She Is]], from Il-ho to Nabi. Even without the words there, the emotional context is definitely present. He carries through with the threat part in Step 4, {{spoiler|attacking Nabi for breaking up with Doki and breaking her heart, then they begrudgingly come to terms in Step 5 when Il-ho gives Nabi the second ticket to Paradise so that he can follow Doki, but Nabi rips it up, indicating he's done running from his problems. The Jjintta then help him [[Race For Your Love|race to the airport.]]}}
=== Western Animation ===
* Spoofed in ''[[Futurama]]'', when Zapp Brannigan tells Fry (who is pretending to be Leela's boyfriend) that if he screws up or hurts Leela in any way, Zapp will dive in to take his place "...like a fly on a particularly seductive piece of manure."
* ''[[Kim Possible]]'':When Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable start dating (thanks to some encouragement from the Moodulator), Kim's dad warns him that he'd better not make Kim unhappy unless he wants a one-way trip to a black hole.
* Similarly in ''[[Danny Phantom]]'' where Paulina's father declares to her date, Danny...these lines...
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'''[[Overprotective Dad|Paulina's Dad]]''': If you upset her...[[Curb Stomp Battle|We're going to have a very]] ''[[Curb Stomp Battle|violent talk]]''.
''Then a few minutes later.''
'''[[Overprotective Dad|Paulina's Dad]]''': I know where you live.
'''Danny''': ''[[Opt Out|*leaves with Paulina*]]'' [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here|And I'm glad we had this chance to chat]]! }}
* ''Scooby-Doo and Ghoul School'' have the fathers of the monster girls warning Shaggy and Scooby what they'll do if the girls are unhappy. The fathers consist of pretty much all of the classic [[Universal Horror]] monsters.
* ''[[Rocko's Modern Life
=== Real Life ===
* A Real Life example, President [[Barack Obama]] once noted that his pre-teen daughters were fans of [[Boy Band]] the Jonas Brothers, but added "Boys, don't get any ideas. I have two words for you: Predator drones. You will never see it coming. You think I'm joking." Of course he ''was'' joking
== Female Warning Male ==
=== Anime and Manga ===▼
* In ''[[
▲== Anime and Manga ==
▲* In ''[[Death Note (Manga)|Death Note]]'', the [[Shinigami]] Rem who seems to be female threatens to kill Light if his schemes do anything to hurt Misa.
** Light being [[The Chessmaster|Light]], he manipulates Rem into carrying this threat out on someone else. Just as planned.
* ''[[Tokyo Babylon]]'': {{spoiler|Hokuto, Subaru's sister, threatens Seishiro to kill him if he'll ever make her brother cry, and goes as far as threatening him with a kitchen knife when Subaru isn't there.}}
* In ''[[Kimagure Orange Road]]'', [[Broken Bird|Madoka]] often warns [[Ordinary High School Student|Kyosuke]] to not make his sort-of girlfriend [[Genki Girl|Hikaru]] cry. Problem is, Kyousuke cares for Hikaru yet is in love with Madoka... and Madoka also falls for him, despite her efforts to aid Hikaru and [[Tsundere|her own reluctance to admit it]]. In the anime, [[Tear Jerker|it didn't end well]]. This also applies to the local [[Chew Toy]], Yuusaku, who loves Hikaru despite her rejecting him often and constantly warns Kyosuke to not hurt either her or Madoka.
* Indirectly delivered in ''[[
* Shortly after Takayuki and Haruka hook up in the first episode of ''[[Rumbling Hearts]]'', Haruka's best friend Mitsuki warns him not to string Haruka along, or she'll make him regret it...violently, if necessary.
=== Comic
* ''[[
=== Fan
* In the ''[[
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* In ''[[Weekend
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=== Film ===
* Happens in a short and funny scene in ''[[Jerry Maguire]]'' when Jerry has "The Talk" with his new sister-in-law. After multiple characters have warned him about the talk, Jerry braces himself, goes in, and has "The Talk", which consists of:
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'''Jerry:''' ... I'm glad we had this talk... }}
=== Literature ===
* In the [[Dragaera]] novel ''Yendi'', Vlad gets that warning from his wife's erstwhile [[Lovely Angels|assassin partner]]. Lampshaded in that he sees it coming and tries to head it off (but gets it anyway).
* Mayrie, Tayend's sister, warns Dannyl from [[The Black Magician Trilogy]] in this way, before they've even become a couple.
=== Live
* The pilot episode of ''[[Dharma and Greg]]'': Dharma's friend, upon meeting Greg for the first time, warns him that "she'll bring him pain he can't even imagine" if he hurts Dharma.
* From ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'':
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'''Riley''': [''pulls questioning face'']
'''Willow''': [''matter-of-
** She didn't, though.
** From "Beneath You":
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'''Spike''': Yeah. What's your point, niblet?
'''Dawn''': Well, I can't take you in a fight or anything, even with a chip in your head. But you do sleep. If you hurt my sister at all... touch her... you're gonna wake up on fire. }}
* Drake from ''[[Drake and Josh]]'' had to deal with this from his [[Sadist Teacher]] Mrs. Hayfer as he was dating her daughter, threatening that "If you break her heart, I'll break you." Though getting sick of his date's bad laughing habit, he struggles throughout the whole episode figuring out a way to break up with her without invoking Mrs. Hayfer's wrath.
* In ''[[ER]]'', Carol Hathaway's mother is not happy upon hearing that her daughter is engaged to Doug Ross, as he treated her horribly during their first relationship (cheating on her frequently). As Carol walks away, her mother declares, "He will regret the day he was BORN if he hurts you again."
* ''Good Luck Charlie'' has one when Teddy tells her parents that she's dating her ex boyfriend Spencer
=== Video
* In the third ''[[Jak and Daxter]]'' game, after [[Genius Ditz|Tess]] gives a new [[BFG]] to Jak, and tells him that she wants him to protect "her [[Love Interest|little baby]]" (Daxter) with it, or else she'll "hunt him down and hurt him REAL BAD."
* [[Dragon Age II
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** She'll give a similar warning to a female Hawke as well.
=== Visual
* ''[[Tokimeki Memorial]] Drama Series 1 : Nijiiro no Seishun'' : [[spoiler: [[Schoolgirl Lesbians|Minori Akiho gives this speech to ["Heroic Mime|the main protagonist]] / [[Canon Name|Naoto]] [[Graceful Loser|when she gives her blessings]] for his relationship with her dear [[Sempai-Kohai|senpai]] [[Yamato Nadeshiko|Saki]] [[Team Mom|Nijino]] in the game's Best Ending."]
== Web Comic ==▼
* Zeetha to Gil in ''[[Girl Genius]]''. Complicated further by the fact that he's still not sure she doesn't ''[[Dating Catwoman|need]]'' [[Dating Catwoman|hurting]].
** Though not made to a romantic rival, [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20060306 this epic threat by Gilgamesh] is similar in spirit.
* Sarine Elle of ''[[Errant Story]]'' delivered such a speech to former Ambassador Rarune regarding his own half-elf daughter.
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* [http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20060115.html Featured] in ''[[
* ''[[Wapsi Square]]'' has the older sister doing the standard issue, but [http://wapsisquare.com/comic/05232003/ turns around and yells at the younger sister that her date arrived and to get her ass downstairs.]
* In ''[[Shadowgirls]]'', when Charon threatens [[Jerk Jock]] who was trying to rape her daughter she uses this trope in interesting way by assuring him that she will do terrible things to him if ''anything'' happens to Becka, including accidents.
* In ''[[
* In ''[[Sinfest]]'' [
=== Western Animation ===
* ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]'' has a frankly scary (non-romantic... [[Ho Yay|most likely]]) warning from {{spoiler|Katara to Zuko, soon after he joins the Gaang: "Let me tell you something right now. You make one step backward, one slip up, give me one reason to think you might hurt Aang, and you won't have to worry about your destiny any more. Because I'll make sure your destiny ends. Right then and there. PERMANENTLY."}} [[Ship Sinking|Zounds]]!
** Happens to Zuko again in the series finale... from his love interest, at that!
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== Male Warning Female ==
* In ''[[DC Nation]]'', Victor Stone gave this speech to Aurora when she started dating Gar. After Aurora shared a mind with Gar's batshit ex (Terra), she concluded that Vic was ''understating'' the warning.
▲== Fan Work ==
▲* In [[DC Nation]], Victor Stone gave this speech to Aurora when she started dating Gar. After Aurora shared a mind with Gar's batshit ex (Terra), she concluded that Vic was ''understating'' the warning.
=== Film ===▼
▲== Film ==
* The movie ''[[Clerks]]'', when the [[Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass|otherwise childish and adolescent]] Randal Graves seriously warns "Oh, hey Caitlin. Break his heart again this time, and I'll kill ya. Nothing personal."
=== Live
* ''[[Spaced]]'': Mike, who is intensely jealous of Tim's new girlfriend Sophie, warns her that "You hurt him, I'll kill you." Sophie, shocked, asks Tim if he was serious... to which Tim chuckles good-naturedly and replies, with complete, genial sincerity, "Yep."
* ''[[House (TV series)|House]]'': Wilson warns both Cameron and Stacey not to get House's hopes up only to hurt him later (he's a lot nicer about it with Cameron).
** In the episode "Knight Fall," we get House threatening a girl for Wilson. It's sort of a variation, though, as he's threatening Wilson's ex-wife, who is rekindling a relationship with Wilson, and so it's more like "You've Already Hurt Him And I'm Not Going To Let You Do It Again."
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* On ''[[Due South]]'', Ray Vecchio gives this warning to Frasier's [[Femme Fatale]] girlfriend. It doesn't help.
=== Web
* Ratheel of [[Juathuur]] warns Veithel. {{spoiler|It's a failure of epic proportions.}}
== Female Warning Female ==
=== Anime and Manga ===▼
* ''[[Vision of Escaflowne]]'' has Merle, Van's [[Catgirl]] [[Unlucky Childhood Friend]], deliver this to [[Ordinary High School Student|Hitomi]] after she decides that [[I Want My Beloved to Be Happy|she'll stop trying to fight fate over Van's obvious crush on Hitomi]].▼
* ''[[The Tower of Druaga (
* In ''[[
▲== Anime and Manga ==
▲* [[Vision of Escaflowne]] has Merle, Van's [[Catgirl]] [[Unlucky Childhood Friend]], deliver this to [[Ordinary High School Student|Hitomi]] after she decides that [[I Want My Beloved to Be Happy|she'll stop trying to fight fate over Van's obvious crush on Hitomi]].
▲* ''[[The Tower of Druaga (Anime)|The Tower of Druaga]]'' has an inversion of sorts. After Kaaya's and Neeba's betrayal, Fatina, who previously had a [[All Girls Want Bad Boys|crush on Neeba]], gets over him and [[Single Woman Seeks Good Man|shifts her affections]] to [[Aloof Big Brother|Neeba's]] half-brother [[The Hero|Jil]]. Unfortunately for her, Jil never gets over Kaaya. After the two make up, Fatina slaps Kaaya as a punishment for previously breaking Jil's heart.
▲* In [[Puella Magi Madoka Magica (Anime)|Puella Magi Madoka Magica]], a non-romantic variety occurs; when Sayaka {{spoiler|is refusing to cleanse her Soul Gem, and thus effectively commit suicide, Homura warns her that if she intends to do something like that or otherwise causes suffering to Madoka, she will kill her.}}
* ''[[Equestria Chronicles]]'' has Fireflare, who both gets warned and gives the warning on seperate occasions.▼
* In the [[Mega Crossover]] [[Fanfic|fan]][[Web Comic|comic]] ''[[Roommates 2007
▲== Fan Work ==
▲* [[Equestria Chronicles]] has Fireflare, who both gets warned and gives the warning on seperate occasions.
▲* In the [[Mega Crossover]] [[Fanfic|fan]][[Web Comic|comic]] ''[[Roommates 2007 (Webcomic)|Roommates]]'' it's delivered by [[Mama Bear|Mrs. Norrington]] (mother of [[Pirates of the Caribbean|Commodore Norrington]]) to {{spoiler|[[Les Misérables (Literature)|Eponine]]}}. [http://asherhyder.deviantart.com/art/Roommates-210-The-Candle-Talk-270223192 Here.]
=== Film ===
* [[Tomboy and Girly Girl|Watts to Amanda Jones]] in ''Some Kind of Wonderful'': "You break his heart, I break your face." {{spoiler|In the end, Amanda realizes that Watts's feelings are more genuine than hers and graciously concedes.}}
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** Subverted somewhat in that Victoria has no interest in Frank romantically; she's just speaking as a friend.
=== Literature ===
* In [[Meg Cabot]]'s ''Missing'' series, Jess warns her brother's girlfriend "if you break his heart, I'll break your face." When her other brother begins dating her best friend, she repeats the same warning to her brother.
=== Live
* In ''[[Chuck]]'', Sarah, who has feelings for Chuck, gives essentially this threat to his new girlfriend.
* Lynnette to {{spoiler|The teacher who's boinking her son}} in ''[[Desperate Housewives]]''.
* In ''[[The Fresh Prince of Bel
=== Music ===
* The song "Seven" by Vagiant has a variation where a girl warns her ex that she will beat up any girl who hurts him (which isn't really a fair warning, but whatever).
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''I'll fuck up your next girlfriend if she breaks your heart }}
=== Web
* [http://www.arthurkingoftimeandspace.com/0211.htm This] ''Arthur, King of Time and Space'' strip.
* [http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=459 This] ''[[Questionable Content]]'' strip.
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** None of which bodes well for Dora currently {{spoiler|as she has dumped Marten because she couldn't get over own trust issues, and now his mom is on her way to town again.Marten's mom is TOTALLY sympathetic with Dora, too.}}
=== Western Animation ===▼
* Once on ''[[
▲== Western Animation ==
▲* Once on ''[[Ben 10 (Animation)|Ben 10]]'', Gwen chews out Ben's crush Kai for insulting him: "He's a person, not a pet! You can't talk to my cousin like that! [[Relationship Writing Fumble|Only ''I'' can talk to my cousin like that]]!" Entirely non-romantic in context.
** Seems more like unfortunate timing with that particular phrase, as it's a long-standing schoolyard "older sibling protects younger sibling" line.
* ''[[Danny Phantom]]'': Sam does this to {{spoiler|Paulina when the latter sees Danny change forms}} in the episode "Lucky in Love."
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