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* Ignoring the imaginations of the [[Yaoi Fangirl|yaoi fangirls]] listening in, [[media:genshiken_manga_misheard_conversation.png|this page]] from a fan comic the illustrator of ''[[Genshiken]]''. And [[media:rsz_2e379jn_5069.jpg|the reality]].

* Subverted and lampshaded in ''[[Love Hina]]'' when Keitaro and [[Not Blood Siblings|his adopted sister Kanako]] [[Brother-Sister Incest|(who has a massive crush on him)]] are heard exchanging extremely suggestive-sounding dialogue with lots of panting. What were they ''actually'' doing? He was helping her with her math studies. But what about helping her with math could ''possibly'' cause that kind of dialogue? ''Absolutely nothing!''

* In ''[[Martian Successor Nadesico]]'', resident otaku Hikaru Amano is suspected to be having a relationship with the much older Seiya Uribatake. Akito and Yurika track them down behind a large crate in the hangar bay, overhearing Uribatake advising Hikaru on how to hold certain tools and several other innuendos before Akito is forced to intervene. They then discover it was simply the pair of them making robot models.

* In a scene in ''[[Mahou Sensei Negima]]'', Asuna is being goaded by some of her classmates into thinking that [[Little Miss Badass]] Vampire Evangeline may be doing something... ''untoward'', to their ten-year-old teacher Negi. Things actually seem to be going that way from a conversation she overhears when they find them, but in actuality, she's just sucking his blood, and from his ''arm,'' at that.

'''Evangeline:''' I told you, call me ''Master''.... }}

** The scene mentioned in [[I Didn't Mean to Turn You On]] is repeated at the beginning of Chapter 263 to invoke this trope, though given the whole point of said event, only Negi is the innocent one.

** Haruna does this on purpose when she creates a fake Negi so that the girls can practice their Pactio kisses.

'''Other girls:''' '''THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!''' }}

* An episode of ''[[Kenko Zenrakei Suieibu Umisho|Umisho]]'' has [[Covert Pervert]] Shizuoka overhear Amuro and Kaname talking about something in a shrine. Amuro mentions something "soft, but when you poke it it, it gets harder." Shizuoka assumes the obvious, but in reality, they're talking about the state of the food offerings.

** Actually, no: they were playing Old Maid, and Ukyou's insistence that he make up his mind and pick one resonated too deeply with Akane's paranoia that Ranma would choose his cute fiancee over her.

* In ''[[Eyeshield 21]]'''s [[Hot Springs Episode|bath house manga arc]], the boys listen in on Suzuna and Mamori's conversation on the women's side of bath house. Only after Monta erupts with a tremendous [[Nosebleed]] do we discover that Suzuna was referring to Mamori's ''bath towel''.

'''Suzuna:''' "Oooh, soft..." }}

* Mika in ''[[Nogizaka Haruka no Himitsu]]'' listens in on her older sister and Yuuto through a closed door. When she hears Haruka mentioning something of Yuuto's is "big and hot", she barges in and tries to interrupt -- they were making pancakes.

* In ''[[Mitsudomoe]]'', Hitoha named the class hamster [[Unfortunate Names|Chikubi]] (Nipples), thanks to Futaba's boob obsession dovetailing with the little creature's tail. When the hamster starts feeling bad, Hitoha says she's going to take Nipples home, talking about how everyone touched it and pinched it. Then Nipples stands up and the class begins chanting the hamster's name, wanting to touch him. Kuriyama-sensei has been outside listening, and has some ''very'' wrong ideas about what was going on.

* When Kunimitsu from ''[[Ayane's High Kick|Ayanes High Kick]]'' is first shown, he is standing in the shadows staring at Ayane during her [[Professional Wrestling|Pro-wrestling]] tryout with a smug grin on his face. Later when he introduces himself he digs the hole even deeper... though he was simply trying to take her on as a kickboxing student, Ayane didn't ''know'' that at the time.

* During the training camp set after the Prefectural finals in ''[[Saki (manga)|Saki]]'', Fujita Pro invited Yumi to have a match with her and Hisa. This eventually led bit of dialogue in chapter 62 when Hisa was inviting the best players of the other schools to her room for some games so she can train herself.

'''[[Clingy Jealous Girl|Momo]]:''' [[First-Name Basis|Wh-wh-why are you calling her by her first name]]? <br />

'''Yumi:''' We got along well last night. <br />

* In ''[[Nagasarete Airantou]]'' Suzu and Shinobu have a discussion about how much fun it would be to ride Ikuto. {{spoiler|Sitting on his shoulders like Yukino, of course.}}

* This little gem from [[Dragon Ball Abridged]]:

'''Freeza''': I'm coming Zarbon! Quick! Grab my balls! }}

* In ''[[Dancougar Nova]]'', [[Wrench Wench|Seimi]] finishes the [[Rocket Punch|Boost Nova Knuckle]], and invites [[Hot-Blooded|Sakuya]] to test it in the simulator room. [[The Hero|Aoi]] and [[Supercop|Kurara]] follow them, and listen in on their conversation, which sounds ''very'' sexual. They barge in to find Seimi standing outside the simulator, and Sakuya thrilled about his new weapon.

* ''[[Shaman King]]'' had one scene in the anime with [[Shrinking Violet|Tamao]] of all people. She's saying some odd things to Yoh, with her eyes squeezed shut and beads of sweat on her face. [[Erotic Dream|Then she wakes up.]]

* ''[[Excel Saga (manga)|Excel Saga]]'' Vol. 22 features this gem:

'''Iwata:''' Hmm...It was kinda dull, you know... }}

** They were of course talking about Iwata's brief stay in [[Robot Girl|Ropponmatsu II's]] [[Gender Bender|body]]. Sumiyoshi warns the two from making such comments in public.

* In ''[[XxxHolic|Xxx HO Li C]]'' episode 3, Watanuki and Yuko have a very... interesting conversation (below) with no specific background to hint at what they're really doing. Turns out they were just playing baseball.

'''Mokona:''' PIIIITCH! }}

* The first ''[[Fullmetal Alchemist]]'' series includes a scene of Riza Hawkeye in bed, moaning things like "Mmm, that tickles!" and "Oh, you're so bad!" only to pull the covers off to reveal her dog licking her foot.

* [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5761440/1/ This Mass Effect fic] goes the [[OT 3]] route.

* Done by [[Bleach|Ichigo]] (on [[Chivalrous Pervert|purpose]]) in [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7471458/1/The_First_Guardian The First Guardian] when he wakes up Rukia with this line:

* In the ''[[Axis Powers Hetalia]]'' fanfiction [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7327971/1/With_Brothers_Like_These ''With Brothers Like These''], chapter 9 (House Party), there is an interesting conversation between Wales and Lichtenstein about musical chairs ("Ooh, Liechtestein! I bet there's loads of room for it in my bedroom!"). Switzerland got the wrong meaning.

* Another "[[Axis Powers Hetalia]]" fanfiction [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7469837/1/Its_Not_What_You_Think "It's Not What You Think"] revolves around this trope.

* This moment from Chapter 16 of ''[[A Cure for Love]]'', a ''[[Death Note]]'' fic:

''Only the 'pen' and 'is' were written too close together. L now had a 'penis stuck in drive' post-it stuck on his laptop screen. He was considering framing it.'' }}

* The ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'' fanfic [http://www.fimfiction.net/story/25944/Twilight%27s-First-Time Twilight's First Time] has this trope as its entire premise. It starts with the rather straightforward title and only [[Accidental Innuendo|gets deeper]] from there.

* In ''[[Undercover Brother]]'', Sista Girl is commenting on UB's big car, big hair and big jewelry as him "overcompensating for something", to which he replies "You forgot to mention my big, black, fuzzy balls". She's shocked at this till the camera pans back to him showing her the rubber balls he has hanging from his rear view mirror.

* ''[[The Naked Gun]]'' has the following exchange between Frank Drebin and Jane after Jane climbs a ladder while wearing a dress:

'''Jane:''' "Thanks. I just had it stuffed." She then comes down the ladder holding a stuffed and mounted beaver. }}

* From ''[[Superman II]]'' -- Superman and Lois Lane are alone in the Fortress of Solitude:

Turns out he was trying to cook a souffle with his heat vision. }}

* Inverted in the short film version of ''[[D.E.B.S.]]'', where the [[Charlie's Angels|Charlies Angels]]-like team thinks their colleague is being tortured, but her screams are actually the [[Girls Love|villainess giving her an orgasm]].

* In ''[[Pee Wee's Big Adventure|Pee Wees Big Adventure]]'', waitress Simone's jealous boyfriend Andy hears conversation between her and PW that's [[Not What It Looks Like|not how it sounds]]...

* ''[[Look Who's Talking]]'' does this with trying to get a splinter out.

* ''[[Snakes on a Plane]]''. A couple who were about to have sex in the bathroom are killed by snakes. The flight attendants mistake the couple's struggles for sex.

* The opening scene of ''[[Van Wilder]]'' shows the titular character apparently receiving a blowjob from an elderly asian woman. Turns out she's a tailor measuring him for new trousers. (While enjoying a lollipop).

* In ''Her Alibi'' Tom Selleck is accidentally shot in the ass with an arrow while talking on the phone to his editor. The following scene (as Selleck tries not to let on what's happened) gives the editor the idea that sex is occurring. While his girlfriend is trying to help him he shouts "Don't touch the shaft!"

* At one point in ''I Wanna Hold Your Hand'', one of the main girl characters is forced to hide in a hotel room closet. Before she can leave, the room becomes occupied by a man and his hired lady escort. The girl(and the viewers) can't see anything, but can hear giggles and sighs of pleasure. The girl finally decides that she has to get out of there even though she'll be seen. She bursts out of the closet and... the couple is fully clothed, having a picnic, and the lady is [[Rule 34|rubbing mayonnaise on the guy's bald head]].

* In ''[[Down With Love]]'', Catcher ([[Ewan McGregor]]) is talking about his socks to Peter (David Hyde Pierce), and his secretary eavesdrops on the intercom mid-conversation:

''[the secretary faints]'' }}

** This film also pulls off some rather impressive visual innuendo during a split-screen phone call between its two lead characters.

* A staple of the ''[[Carry On]]'' films; for example, in ''Carry On Camping'', Barbara Windsor and Sid James (or possibly Bernard Bresslaw, or both) are heard saying things like "can you get it up?", "no, not there!", "is it in yet?", etc, to the horror of James's/Bresslaw's character's wife/partner, who then discovers that the only thing that is being erected is a tent.

* Implied in ''[[Mystery Team]]''

* A deleted scene in ''[[Iron Man (film)|Iron Man]] 2'' has Tony Stark at a party apparently suggesting to his [[Sexy Secretary]] that they do something rude then and there -- it turns out she's wearing his repulsor glove and Stark wants her to fire it at an ice sculpture.

 

** "I'm the only one around who might be inclined to twiddle your handle again." from ''Thief of Time''. {{spoiler|Susan was indeed talking about turning a handle, as the person she was addressing had a wind-up time-storage device on his back, and he needed it to be kept wound so that he wouldn't fall victim to the frozen time affecting the rest of the Discworld.}}

** When Captain Sam Vimes first met Lady Sybil Ramkin in ''[[Discworld/Guards Guards|Guards Guards]]'', he arrived just as she was trying to get two of her dragons to mate, and what she said led Vimes to think she'd kidnapped someone and was doing things not just sexual but downright perverted to the poor fellow.

* In ''[[The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy (novel)|So Long And Thanks For All The Fish]]'', Ford Prefect is approached by a woman who offers him a good time and says she has a special service for rich people to make them happy. It turns out that her special service is to tell rich people that it's perfectly alright to be rich and they shouldn't feel guilty about it (she has a degree in psychology and economics and so can sound pretty convincing).

* In the seventh ''[[Harry Potter (novel)|Harry Potter]]'' book, surprisingly it is [[The Comically Serious|Hermione]] that comes out with one while the gang is making Polyjuice Potion to all turn into Harry. While watching the potion change colors, she blurts out:

Oh, you know what I mean! }}

* ''[[The Scarlet Pimpernel (novel)|The Scarlet Pimpernel]]'': When Chauvelin first meets up with Marguerite at the Fisherman's Rest, the latter confides her boredom and unhappiness in her marriage to her old friend, who says he knows the perfect remedy. It turns out to be helping him track down the Scarlet Pimpernel, but in context, it at first sounds like he wants her to have an affair with him. (Note that some adaptations actually [[Promoted to Love Interest|promote Chauvelin to a suitor/lover]] of Marguerite, making this [[Hilarious in Hindsight]].)

* From [[Twilight (novel)|New Moon]]:

* In ''[[Who Cut the Cheese?]]'' by Stilton Jarlsberg:

** Ho's graffiti refers to "cutting the cheese", meaning a supply interruption. Ho shows no awareness of the bowel-related subtext.

* The episode of ''[[Skins]]'' "Jal" has Sid helping Jal into her dress in a fitting room. We cut to outside in the shop where them struggling with the zipper sounds like them struggling with "other things". When Sid leaves the fitting room he is told by a woman that he is a pervert, much to his confusion.

** And Pandora pretty much consists of this trope.

'''Effy:''' Sometimes I wonder. }}

** And then a later instance where she notes that boyfriends "just want to get into her box".

** Not to mention the whole "Blue the janitor" exchange. ("The janitor's name is ''Lou''!" "Well, then I owe him an apology." Wilson sounds so traumatized.)

* The conservative and idealistic Inspector Fowler from ''[[The Thin Blue Line]]'' had a tendency to make statements containing innuendo that everyone except him could see.

"Have I said something amusing, Constable Habib?" }}

** And when his job depended on an important operation.

* ''[[The League of Gentlemen]]'' has one scene that starts by making it look as though Benjamin is being forced to perform oral sex on Harvey. It turns out he's just cleaning the toilet brush.

* In the third season episode of ''[[Angel]]'' "Offspring", Fred goes downstairs to the sound of Cordelia saying things like "My body doesn't bend that way." Turns out Angel was teaching her how to fight.

* Subverted in ''[[Fist of Fun]]'' where they would come up with something that sounded dirty, twist it to make it sound innocent, and then do a further twist to reveal that it was in fact as dirty as it sounded. (For example, "Do you like Big Cocks???? Then come along to the annual chicken rearing contest." Please note, although it's called a chicken rearing contest, only Men's Big Cocks will be on show.)

* In the [[Musical Episode]] of ''[[Scrubs]]'' ("Guy Love") we get an example of this:

'''Turk:''' Whoa, whoa, I just took out his appendix. }}

* Inverted on ''[[CSI]]'', when a movie star's aide asks whether his boss wants French or Italian that night. It sounds as if they're talking about food, until the actor spots a pair of Asian knockouts across the casino floor and replies: "How about Chinese?"

* In the pilot episode of the ''[[RoboCop]]'' live-action show, two minor villains are shown horizontally, facing each other, bouncing up and down, and panting. Then the camera rotates 90 degrees and zooms out to show that they're working out on treadmills that are oriented in opposite directions.

* In ''[[The Nanny]]'' episode "A Fine Friendship",an in-universe version of this happens. Maxwell ends up seeing Fran in a bra and tells her to put a shirt on. The shirt gets stuck and this happens:

'''Niles:''' If you let me tell Ms. Babcock about this, I'll work free for a year. }}

* An episode of the ''[[Clueless]]'' [[Recycled: the Series]] had Cher's dad overhearing her male pal through her bedroom door saying "it should be stiff...no wrinkles." When dad enters, Cher's pal is merely showing how ''his'' dad showed him how to properly make a bed in the Marines.

* In an episode of ''[[All Creatures Great and Small]]'', one of Tristan's nurse-friends went to sleep in his room while Tristan himself slept on the sofa downstairs. Siegfried woke her up in the night, thinking she was Tristan. Mrs Hall overhears only half of the resulting conversation... guess which half.

* ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]''. In "The I in Team" Riley appears to be asking Buffy if she's OK with them having sex, but is actually taking her down to the Initiative's [[Elaborate Underground Base]].

* This exchange from ''[[Stargate Atlantis]]'' episode 5.15, as Richard Woolsey sees that a women he's been flirting with found his balcony hang-out spot:

'''Woolsey''': [[Digging Yourself Deeper|I mean you’ve entered my little personal area]]. <br />

[[[Beat]]]<br />

'''Woolsey''': ...This is where I come... to be alone with my thoughts. }}

* In the episode "The Recombination Hypothesis" of ''[[The Big Bang Theory]]'', Sheldon, Howard and Raj play [[Settlers of Catan]]. To best exploit this trope, Sheldon is the one who needs lumber.

 

 

== [[New Media]] ==

* [[Lemon Demon]]'s "Song of the Count" turns the ''[[Sesame Street]]'' song sung by Count von Count into one of these. It places a [[Sound Effect Bleep]] over every instance of the word "Count." It's still the exact same song, but your average schlubb's thoughts on hearing it will quickly prove that [[Freud Was Right]]. That the [[Sound Effect Bleep]] used *is* actually for that most versatile word does not help in the least. The 'ck' at the end of the [[Sound Effect Bleep]] is particularly noticeable at the beginning of the song.

I could **** forever; **** until I drop!'' }}

** The music video for [[Lemon Demon]]'s song, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbDV1afDSn0 Geeks in Love] has a blink-and-you'll-miss it example: at 3:12, a [[Censor Box]] covering up the girl {{spoiler|playing foosball with}} the guy. "OMG HOTT {{spoiler|foosball}} ACTION!"

** Especially ''[[I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue]]''.

** The Janet & John stories told on ''Wake Up To Wogan'' elevate this to a fine art, telling a [[Sugar Bowl|sugary]] story in the style of a children's book about what John did that day. Unfortunately, when he explains it to his wife Janet afterwards, his adventures with Melanie Frontage and Pastor Kidneys don't sound quite so innocent to her.

* Used by Canadian radio personalities Mad Dog and Billie in a contest to see who had the strongest stomach for weird food. She brought tongue, he brought pickled bulls' testicles. ("I sucked your tongue, you have to lick my balls!")

* The [[Doctor Demento Show]] is full of songs with innocent innuendoes. One that comes to mind is "Davy's Dinghy" by Ruth Wallis, which turns out to be about a boat.

== Theatre ==

* Inspector Barnes enters the Susanswerphone offices in ''[[Bells Are Ringing]]'' confident that he can close it down for being a prostitution front. Ella unwisely starts telling him about the personal degree of service she provides her customers with, and how Sue chides her for spending too much time on each one. Ella then picks up a call on the switchboard, but hasn't finished answering her caller before being interrupted by Barnes, who apparently has been listening only to her side of the conversation (the audience gets to hear both sides). He triumphantly declares Susanswerphone busted, and produces the taped evidence he thinks incriminating enough to send all the answering girls to the Women's Detention Home:

'''Ella''': That's Madame Rosina Grimaldi, the opera star, and I happened to recommend a mustard plaster to her for a cold, and this friend of hers--Ohhhh! Have ''you'' got a ''dirty'' mind! }}

 

== Video Games ==

* If you check some books in the Library in ''[[Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors|Nine Hours Nine Persons Nine Doors]]'', you'll get this exchange.

{{spoiler|'''Snake'''}}: Heaven's no. There are many factors -- Length,girth,lubrication or lack of... It's an exciting and rapidly growing field.<br />

'''Clover''': Whoa }}

* "By the way, Innes' is gigantic. Don't those get in the way for girls?" A pair of skits in ''[[Tales of Hearts]]'' have the characters talking about the [[Mighty Glacier]]'s signature weapon and appetite, respectively, and sounding like they were about her [[Boobs of Steel]].

* This conversation from [[Visual Novel]] ''Magus Tale'':

'''Daiki''': (Don't get excited! Don't get excited!) }}

* The Male Draenei in ''[[World of Warcraft]]'' will stray into this during his silly emotes. "When we arrived here, I had lost many jewels that had been in my family for generations. If you could get your hands on my family jewels, I would be deeply appreciative."

* ''[[Ridge Racer]]'': "Start your engines, and let's get it on!", in a sultry voice.

* The following conversation from ''[[Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney|Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney]]'' case 1-5 about the pipe organ in Chief Gant's office:

'''Gumshoe''': When a detective screws up, the Chief calls him to his office...and makes him listen to the organ for hours. }}

** In [[AA 2]], there is a scene in which the characters are talking about Max's bronze statue that is constantly refereed to as "Max's Bust" the trope is both played outright and subverted in this case.

'''Phoenix''': "Maybe I should ask more about Max's bust...Not that I'm into that kind of thing..." }}

 

** [http://www.twiceblessedcomic.com/?webcomic_post=4 "THAT'S NOT A EUPHEMISM!"]

* Shows up from time to time in ''[[The Order of the Stick]],'' such as in strip #28, [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0028.html "Just Like on Three's Company"] where Haley is remarking on Elan's new rapier ("I mean, sure, it's awfully skinny, but he uses it so masterfully...") and in strip #123: [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0123.html "Double Your Entendre, Double Your Fun,"] where the overheard conversation is about a pair of gemstones ("So round and flawless...") that Haley just happens to keep stashed away with her possessions. Inside a chest that's apparently a bit hard to open. ("Hey, V... can you help me take this top off?"). [[Lampshade Hanging]] occurs when the (known) guys fall over themselves trying to listen in, and Haley remarks the noise is "just the boys eavesdropping and misinterpreting our conversation". And we can't forget the discussion of Hinjo's "junk" in strip #418, which is helpfully titled [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0418.html "It's a Type of Boat"].

** Though the first example is subverted when Haley adds "V says Elan has been running around naked, so I'm off to see what his 18 Charisma is worth under the hood.' "

** [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0269.html "Slipping the wood" to some dryad hussy] might count as a [[Double Subversion]], as the incident in question is treated as being just as bad as if it ''had'' been in that way.

* ''[[Namir Deiter]]'': Having already established "Cookies and pudding" as an [[Unusual Euphemism]], Tipper offers some to her sulking fiancee, Charles. Cue Jacinda walking in on... a fully-clothed Tipper feeding fully-clothed Charles cookies dipped in pudding.

* In ''[[Elf Life]]'', Filis is gushing to Airek about how she and Baughb spent the previous day "frolicking". When Airek mentions that she didn't need to use euphemisms around him, she explodes:

* The "Innuendo" arc of ''[[Walkyverse|It's Walky!]]'' has about a week of innocent innuendo used to mess with the mind of another character.

* Done over the course of [http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=080201 two] [http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=080204 strips] in ''[[Sluggy Freelance]]''.

* Classic scene in ''[[The Heroes of Middlecenter]]'' where Dark and Kiki are chatting in one part of the baths, but they don't know that Wolf and Thatch are bathing in the other side, and can hear every word they're saying.

'''Kiki''': Can I touch it? }}

:: From there, it gets more and more suggestive until Thatch and Wolf decide to look over the wall to see what's going on, and Kiki gets pissed off and uses water magic on them, ''draining the bath''.

* In ''[[El Goonish Shive]]'', we have this line [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-04-30 "Hey, The [Demonic] Duck! He's magic you can do!"]

** Grace (who provides the ''page quote'' for [[Innocent Fanservice Girl]]) comes up with quite a lot of these. Recently, while attempting to convince her teacher to let her help on a monster hunt.

'''Raven''': As though ''that'' makes you an adult.<br />

'''Grace''': Legally, it does. You can do all ''sorts'' of stuff with me! }}

* Used on an episode of ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'', where Bart and Lisa find and play a tape labeled "Homer and Marge Get Dirty", which is eventually revealed to have the two of them carving pumpkins.

** Used (and played with) more successfully when Marge fears that Homer is sleeping with his Vegas wife, and later overhears them together in the treehouse. The viewer is actually let in on the secret as we see her putting together a hoagie, with suggestive commentary by Homer; Marge listens worriedly, then:

** [[Lampshade Hanging|Lampshaded]] when Homer asks where the milk is at a convenience store, and the shopkeeper points down... to a glass case of milk, to Homer then replies, [[Accidental Pervert|"Oh, for a second there I thought you were pointing at your crotch."]]

** "The Last Temptation of Homer"

'''Mindy''': No, Homer, let's do it. [[[Beat]]] Let's call room service! }}

* ''[[South Park]]'' has Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls.

** Which is then subverted, or something, when Chef goes over to [[The Dark Side]] (literally, with a Darth Vader Suit and red lightsabre ''spatula'') and becomes a pedophile.

'''Darth Chef''': No, I mean my balls. }}

** And this exchange: Cartman: okay that's fine I'll just play with myself then, I like playing with myself anyway, I could just play with myself all day!,(Kenny bursts into laughter), Stop laughing Kenny!

** "The Drill." "Something came up. Something big." "Here it comes!" The...hypnotic thrusting, and splashing of...er..."mud" on the wall as it penetrates.

* ''[[Captain Planet and the Planeteers]]'': The Planeteers find [[Official Couple|Wheeler's and Linka's]] clothes in the woods... right before the viewers see they were just shrunk by Dr. Blight's latest experimental [[Applied Phlebotinum]], and their clothes didn't shrink along with them.

'''Kwame''': Without their clothes? }}

* In an episode of ''[[Rocko's Modern Life]]'' Heffer is talking to a female cat at a gym he's shaking nervously and turns around sweating, shaking, and grunting heavily implying that he's masturbating but the camera turns around to reveal that he's trying to eat a burrito with chopsticks.

* There is the hilarious ''[[Duckman]]'' "titmouse" moment, a brilliant six-line conversation between the titular character and his sidekick in which the usual over-the-top sexual tone of the show is taken down a notch and the two of them discuss if "squeezing the titmouse" is an acceptable activity, before rounding off the conversation with a nice lampshade, asking when the V-chip will be installed and their (somewhat innocuous, given the rest of the show) conversation would be bleeped.

* The infamous "I had sex with all these fish" bit from ''[[Family Guy]]''.

** ''[[Family Guy]]'' does seem to be fond of these. Another memorable line is Peter telling Lois "Ok, but remember our agreement, I go to this thing and tonight I get anal. No matter ''how'' clean I want the house, you have to clean it!"

** When Peter says that if Lois wants a job, he has a job for her "''right here''", while indicating to his crotch area, what he means is that he wants her to repair the zipper.

** Another in an episode in which Chris is caught spying on girls' dressing rooms, and later is in his bedroom, and all we can hear is the sound of, well... [[A Date with Rosie Palms|fapping.]] Peter is about to come in and talk to him, and Chris says "No, dad, just a minute... !!" as the patting sound gets faster... and then Chris was just using a paddle and ball.

*** But then, Peter gives him some porn magazines as a safer form of voyeurism, and the sound is heard again except now ''Peter'' is holding the paddle and ball outside Chris' bedroom door. And not using it.

** In a scene where Lois is pounding Peter's face into the carpet he was installing, she yells, "Say you like eating red carpet!"

** In "Jerome is the New Black" Peter hears Lois telling Jerome it's so hot and moist in a satisfied manner. Peter rushes into the kitchen to find Lois telling Jerome the scones he made are delicious.

* ''[[Undergrads]]'' had Gimpy teaching his friends how to play a video game. It involved a joystick. He went on a long spiel on how to use the joystick, with Rocko falling over laughing.

* In the ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]'' episode "The Remains of the Platypus", there is a scene where it is made to look like Perry (who was transformed into a butler) was shaving Doofenshmirtz's groin area... except the camera zooms out and we see Doof with a towel and Perry is shaving his legs.