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Not here! On this page, [[Everyone Is Jesus in Purgatory|Everyone Is Your Mom In Bed]].

So, go ahead. Corrupt some perfectly innocent songs and [[Freud Was Right|show us how perverted your mind is]].

 

* In an inversion of this trope, anything by the band Anal Cunt is actually a reference to going to church and bible study.

* ''The Lion Sleeps Tonight'' is actually a metaphor for [[The Loins Sleep Tonight|a guy who can't get it up during sex]]. It also explains why the lion sleeps near the quiet village.

* The ''Hokey Pokey''. You put your ''whole self in''. You take your ''whole self out''. You put your ''whole self in''. And you ''shake it. All. About.''

** Nope. Cocaine. [[Word of God]].

** What does "Baby Love" promote?

*** AWWRIGHTness.

** All their songs are about kinky sex. ''Fury of the Storm''? The storm is ''his penis.''

* "Masquerade" from ''[[The Phantom of the Opera]]'' is all about kinky role-playing.

** "The Point Of No Return" has some of the least subtle metaphors for sex ''ever''.

** I think we all know what "The Music of the Night" is supposed to be.

* Queen's song "Pain Is So Close to Pleasure" is about BDSM, of course!

** And don't forget "Bohemian Rhapsody". Oedipal S&M, ahoy! Probably RACK, too - "spare him his life"?

** That's close enough to the real meaning.

*** According to [[Word of God]], ''neither'' of those songs are about masturbation.

* The supposedly sweet father/daughter country song "I Loved Her First" is about [[Incest Is Relative|a father secretly pining for his newlywed daughter.]]

* [http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwHxLuqwpQ "Mary had a little lamb."]

** Alternately, Mary's "little lamb" could be a metaphor for an illegitimate child that Mary, a teenage girl, tries to keep a secret ([[Values Dissonance|that was verboten a few centuries ago]]), until she has to bring it with her to school one day for some reason, when the teacher figures it out, and puts the baby outside and shames Mary in front of everyone.

* "Possesions" by [[The Residents]] is blatantly about masturbation: Some are into silver/Some are into gold/Some are into having/Something nice to hold

** "Possessions!?" What about "Handful of Desire?"

A handful of desirous needs that's much too soon fulfilled. }}

* The Red Hot Chili Pepper's "Californication" is quite clearly about wet dreams.

* MIA's song "Bamboo Banga" is blatantly about the fetishization of the giant panda.

* "Down in a Hole" by Alice in Chains. The title couldn't make it any more obvious.

"Oh, I want to be inside of you..." }}

* "Big Bang Baby" by Stone Temple Pilots. It's a Big Bang alright.

** "Dead and Bloated" is about a guy who [[The Loins Sleep Tonight|can't get hard]].

When she peeks I start to run }}

* "I can feel it in the way your blood and heart beats"? "Or is it in the way your body moves"? Yeah, Coheed and Cambria's "Ten Speed" starts out bad and just gets worse.

** Which would make it the only sex song ever to also be about a talking bicycle. [[Mind Screw|Don't ask.]]

* "Start Wearing Purple" by Gogol Bordello is about a guy who has a [[Fetish Fuel|fetish]] for the color purple, and he's trying to convince his lover to wear purple in order to satisfy his fetish.

It's just a matter of time! }}

** Meaning that she, too, will develop a fetish for wearing purple to complement his, and will unable to be satisfied with a partner unless she does.

** ''Our Solemn Hour'' is about how a girl who's trying to get over her BDSM fetish, and failing miserably. With a small dose of [[Gratuitous Latin]].

** ''Jillian'' - see Memories, only without the squick-tastic part.

Or say we're only dreaming" }}

* ''[[Beauty and The Beast]]'' is about people coming to terms with their sexual fetishes and their partners learning to enjoy them. "Both a little scared, neither one prepared."

* 'She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain'. She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes... and the bit about 'riding six white horses when she comes' doesn't help.

* ''MacArthur Park'', until proven otherwise.

** Hell it '''HAS''' to mean something, right? I like my cake out in the rain sometimes... oh [[Big No|NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]

** "Anyone Can Play Guitar" is about posing as a rockstar to get laid.

Grow my hair, I wanna be, wanna be, wanna be Jim Morrison }}

*** I mean, that dude got laid constantly, and Thom wanted to, too!

** For my other example... how about "Let Down"?

And when it comes it's so, so disappointing }}

*** This could easily be interpreted as being about people in shitty relationships with rare sexual activity, and disappointing sex when it actually does happen getting disenchanted about their day-in, day-out lifestyle and "clinging onto bottles" (i.e. getting drunk/turning alcoholic) because of it all. I know this page is about turning innocent songs into sexual innuendoes, but after I examined the lines, it seemed actually quite plausible.

* "Good Vibrations," by the Beach Boys. Sweet, vaguely suggestive love song? Nope. It's about the colorful dildo she wears, and the excitations it gives them. Gotta keep those loving good vibrations happening with her.

* "Come Together" by the Beatles is about a gay threesome...

Come together right now over me }}

** Alternatively, Bukakke ("over me").

** She's [[Incredibly Lame Pun|bi in]] the [[Led Zeppelin|stairway to Heaven]].

* "Come On, Get Higher" by Matt Nathanson is about cunnilingus:

''Pull me down hard, and drown me in love...'' }}

* "Me and Julio Down By The Schoolyard" is about two people caught having gay sex (which was illegal at the time the song was written).

* Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" is about [[Dull Surprise]] during the act.

* "Eye of the Tiger" refers to ejaculation and the opening of the [[This Trope Is Bleep|GIGANTIC TAGER!]] {{spoiler|"Eye of" as in "Eye of the needle" etc. in case the [[Genius Bonus]] flew clean over your head.}}

* Here's a fun game anyone can play. Just turn to a random song on your mp3 player, and then simply add "during sex" to the end of the title! (And for a fun twist, you can also add "''except'' during sex"!)

** "[[Pokémon|Versus Rival]] [[Foe Yay|During Sex]]"?

** "[[Depeche Mode|Suffer Well]] During Sex"?

** Won't Get Fooled Again During Sex

** Ain't No Rest For The Wicked During Sex! X)

** "[[Gorillaz|superfast jellyfish]] during sex" O_O What.The.Hell...

** "[[Music/Japan|Gentlemen Take Polaroids]] During Sex"? I'm starting to have second thoughts about being turned on by David Sylvian's devilish smoothness. Guess I'll switch to Mick Karn's incredibly elastic fingers...

** "[[Johann Sebastian Bach|Cello Suite no. 7]] [[Flat What|During Sex]]?

** Sarah Smiles During Sex?

** "[[La Roux|Bulletproof]] During Sex"?

** [[Songs to Wear Pants To|Shoot The Zombies]] During Sex - quite the thrill, eh?

** [[Anal Cunt|I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife on a Daily Basis During Sex]]? Well...

*** That must have been one ''weird'' day at bible study...

* What about hymns? "O come, all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant!"

** Unfortunately, the third verse is pedo for the Baby Jesus (note the words "morning" and "glory"):

Jesus, to Thee be all glory given }}

* Another hymn: (Note: One theory as to why "heart-shaped" does not refer to the shape of an actual blood-pumping organ is that the Valentine heart originated as a vulva reference.)

Let every heart prepare him room, }}

** Loud enough to echo, judging by the second verse:

Repeat the sounding joy, }}

** The third verse suggests that He considers girls old enough at their first period:

Far as the curse [i.e. menstruation] is found, }}

* "Fireflies" by [[Owl City]] is about a man frantically masturbating after his girlfriend left him. You will never hear the song the same way again.

* As mentioned above, a lot of Abba songs such as Mamma Mia and Waterloo could be interpreted as either [[Rape Is Love]] or [[Power Perversion Potential|well-applied]] [[Mind Control]].

* Skillet's [[Obligatory Bondage Song|"Kill Me, Heal Me".]] ''How can I scream/ When the pain is such a release?'' is probably the most blatant line. This is a [[Christian Rock]] [[Covert Pervert|band...]] Come to think about it, quite a few of thier earlier releases seem to have a double meaning of [[God Is Love|worshipping god]] and either intimate sex or kinky fetishes. Talk about [[Ho Yay|loving Christ...]]

* Sheryl Crow's "If It Makes You Happy" is actually a rapist talking to his victim afterwards, inferring that she enjoyed it.

''Let me be your song...'' }}

* The first [[Rozen Maiden]] intro song is about erotic bondage. What else would require someone to kneel and lick the bitter drops of love while wearing a collar made of roses and biting a silver chain.

* "I prayed that he would [[Double Entendre|finish]], but he just kept right on strumming my [[Unusual Euphemism|pain]] with his fingers..."

* "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" is a song about how sex feels. It's even in the title!

* [[Gwen Stefani|"Hollaback Girl"]] is about a scat fetishist ("Uh huh, this my shit") who hears rumors that she's [[The Immodest Orgasm|loud during sex]]. So to get revenge and prove she's not that easy to please, she invites all the girls' boyfriends to a group sex session ("All the boys want to be the winner, but there can only be one/ So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all/ Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you"). And do I really need to [[Erotic Eating|explain the bananas]]?

* Buckwheat Boyz' "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" is about anal sex. The singer wants to combine his sticky, gelatinous "Jelly" in his "Baseball bat" with the participant's thick, brown "Peanut butter". He encourages the listeners to "freestyle your style," meaning experiment with different sex acts and positions at home.

* "Pop Goes The Weasel". It's clear as day.

* "The More We Get Together" is about orgies.

* Mentioned above, ''"Open your Heart"'' by Crush 40 is a song about some guy holding out for the [[Immodest Orgasm|big climax.]] The chorus pretty much gives it away:

''I know this is a one way track, tell me how long this will last!'' }}

 

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