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* The Witch. This is what you get when you have Bernadette Peters and Vanessa Williams as two of the iconic actresses in the role.
** This bit of the opening number:
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'''Baker''': I had a brother?!
'''Witch''': No! But you had a sister . . . }}
** In the filmed version, the Baker echoes Jack's Mother's, [[What an Idiot!|"Giants never strike]] [[Too Dumb to Live|the same place twice."]] The way Bernadette Peters delivered that [[Death Glare]] is ''hilarious.''
** "And then [[Large Ham|BANG CRASH AND THE LIGHTNING FLASHED]] [[Mood Whiplash|well, that's another story]], nevermind, anyway..."
* Little Red's hysterical, over the top screaming when the Baker takes her cape from her, topped by:
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'''Little Red''': (stomps on the Baker's foot and/or depending on the production, kicks him [[Groin Attack|in the nuts]]) }}
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'''Baker's Wife:''' ''(sadly)'' I have no children.
'''Jack's Mother:''' ...That's okay, too... }}
* The princes bickering in "Agony, Part 2", eventually getting to the "thing about dwarves". And on the topic of "Agony, Part 2": "Ah well, back to my wife!"
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* The Baker believes that his father died... '' {{spoiler|in a baking accident.}}''
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'''Cinderella's Prince:''' *looks startled*
'''Rapunzel's Prince:''' ''(completely deadpan)'' Rapunzel. }}
* "[[Deadpan Snarker|You can talk... to BIRDS?]]"
* Red Riding Hood's grandmother is usually over the top and hilarious. In addition to the sheer silliness of Red and Granny climbing out of the wolf's stomach {{spoiler|after the Baker cuts it open}}, Granny turns out to be surprisingly sadistic.
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'''Red Riding Hood:''' Granny!
'''Grandmother:''' Eeeh, ''quiet'', child! This evil needs to be destroyed! Now, you fetch me some great stones. We'll fill his belly with them, and then we'll watch him try to run away! *giggles gleefully*
'''Baker:''' *walks away, disgusted* I will just leave you to your task.
'''Grandmother:''' Wait! Don't you want the skins?
'''Baker:''' Oh, no, ''please'' keep them!
'''Grandmother:''' What kind of a hunter are you?!
'''Baker:''' I'm a baker!
'''Grandmother:''' *drags the baker back into the cottage to skin the wolf*
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