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* Nearly everything that [[Idiot Hero|America]] in ''[[Axis Powers Hetalia]]'' invents depends on this trope - although, more often than not, nobody even tries to explain how a giant robot is going to go about stopping global warming, or how a ray gun makes people fall in love with each other.
* Jack Rakan of ''[[Mahou Sensei Negima]]'' is a subversion. At first he gives totally nonsensical explanations and just seems to blow everything up with moves based purely on being cool, but it turns out he actually just knows precisely how to get what he wants out of the systems rather well defined magical system.
** For example, he at one point breaks out of a "theoretically inescapable" alternate dimension by powering up a bit and shouting "Great Dimension Smash!" One character claims that he's simply ignoring the rules of magic. But if you read the [[All There in the Manual|author's notes]] in the back: {{spoiler|the alternate dimension spell was based on a purely Euclidean understanding of space-time. What Rakan actually did was introduce a micro-black hole using gravity magic into the dimension, which caused it to shatter because it wasn't designed to handle such extreme gravity, even for a split-second. Akamatsu further notes that a very powerful barrier mage might still be able to keep the dimension intact even with the introduction of a singularity, but that the spell's integrity is partially based on the emotional state of the caster, which Rakan had already disrupted via [[Defeat Byby Modesty]].}} [[Genius Bruiser]] much?
** At one point, it is revealed that most of what Rakan can do IS actually due to sheer badassery, or rather, will power. Apparently, his particular brand of magic runs on it, allowing him to block an attack charged {{spoiler|with ALL of his power plus Negi's}}.
** Done [[Up to Eleven]] when he {{spoiler|''comes back from being erased''}} through ''willpower''.
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** Jet Jaguar.
{{quote| "He reprogrammed himself to grow larger!"}}
* How does the FLDSMDFR (food creating machine) in ''[[Cloudy Withwith a Chance of Meatballs]]'' work? By mutating water molecules. That's ridiculous, you say? [[MST3K Mantra|Well, it's just a show. You should really just relax.]]
 
 
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*** Don't forget the method by which they hope time travel will be invented: A recipe for ''unscrambled eggs''.<ref>That is to say, eggs that ''were'' scrambled but now aren't.</ref>
**** [[Fridge Brilliance|Actually ...]] that kind of works. "You can't unscramble an egg" is how physicists explain the irreversability of entropy to laymen, but ''why'' this is the case is one of the unsolved problems of physics. If you ''could'' unscramble an egg, then the "arrow of time" would no longer exist, so...
* ''[[The HitchhikersHitchhiker's Guide to Thethe Galaxy]]'' has the Infinite Improbability Drive, which, in a nutshell, [[Shaped Like Itself|works against all probability precisely because someone went through the trouble of calculating precisely how improbable it is for it to work]].
** And the Infinite Improbability Drive's invention also used Nonsensoleum. They already had a Finite Improbability Generator, but needed an Infinite one to take in the whole universe for use as a drive, and frustrated scientists declared this "virtually impossible" - it took one of the lab cleaners to figure out that a "virtual impossibility" is also a "finite improbability", so he could use the Finite Improbability Generator to create the Infinite Improbability Drive {{spoiler|or, in fact, teleport its core component, the Heart of Gold/Golden Bail, there from where it had been hidden from the Krikketers}}. Furthermore, the Finite Improbability Generator is powered by a "fresh cup of really hot tea", as it runs on the unpredictability of the Brownian motion of the water molecules.
** In the sequel ''Life, the Universe and Everything'', a new form of travel is devised based on "Bistromathics", the unnatural manner in which numbers behave when calculated on Italian restaurant bills.
** ''Life'' also introduces the "[[Somebody Else's Problem]] Field", a cloaking device that takes advantage of people's natural tendency to [[Weirdness Censor|ignore things they can't comprehend or don't want to deal with]], and proposes that the secret to unassisted human flight is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Which, while a gross over-simplification, is [[Genius Bonus|sort of how things maintain orbits...]] so it's not entirely false. {{spoiler|It works, too.}}
** And we must not forget about the one drive that functions on the principle that bad news always reaches places before anything else. Too bad nobody would allow it to dock.
** If you've done [[Alice in Wonderland (Literature)|six impossible things this morning]], why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways - Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
* ''[[Discworld (Literature)|Discworld]]'' dabbles in this from time to time. For example, in ''[[Discworld (Literature)/The Truth|The Truth]]'', it's explained that the dried frog pills the Bursar takes to keep him apparently sane are actually hallucinogens, the idea being that a proper dose will cause him to hallucinate that he's sane (just like everyone else does).
** In ''[[Discworld (Literature)/Hogfather|Hogfather]]'', when Hex (a non-electronic computer composed primarily of ants marching through glass tubes) becomes unstable, its rationality is restored by by ''typing the words'' "dried frog pills" into it. (This may have been inspired by the [http://www.multicians.org/cookie.html Cookie Monster virus], one of the first computer viruses.)
** ''[[Discworld (Literature)/Guards Guards|Guards! Guards!]]'' introduces the concept of L-Space, where large collections of books warp time and space based on the principle that knowledge is power, power is energy, energy is matter, matter has mass, and mass warps space-time. Thus, the reason why owners of independent book stores tend to be so eccentric is that they're actually from an alternate dimension.
** Then there's the time in ''[[Discworld (Literature)/Sourcery|Sourcery]]'' the characters travel across the sea in a magic lantern. This works because one of them is holding the lantern, and they're all inside the lantern. The trick is to complete the journey before the universe catches on... oops, too late.
** In a footnote in ''[[Discworld (Literature)/Mort|Mort]]'', there's a passage regarding the philosopher Ly Tin Weedle's theory of kingons (or queons), the elemental particle of monarchy, that he believed traveled faster than light; there could only be one king at a time and there couldn't be a gap between kings, so monarchy must travel faster than anything else in the universe. His plans to use this discovery to send messages by carefully torturing a small king to modulate the signal never came to fruition because at that moment the bar closed.
* The novel ''[[The Holy Land]]'' claims that extraterrestrials are taller because of relativity. They've been flying in spaceships for generations, and since everything in the universe is shrinking (the ''real'' reason for the redshift), the time dilation means that they've shrunken less.
** James Blaylock used the same premise in ''Land Of Dreams'', mostly as an excuse to include time travelers' giant shoes and spectacles in his novel alongside little men disguised as mice.
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== Live Action TV ==
* [[Mad Scientist|Dr. Forrester]] from ''[[Mystery Science TheatreTheater 3000]]'', his explanation for some of his more implausible inventions? "It would take a scientist to explain it, and I'm just too mad".
** There are also the 'special parts' mentioned in the theme song, used to create the Bots (thus including, among other things, a bowling pin and a gumball machine), which in turn somehow explains why Joel/Mike can't just turn the damn movies off. Later, of course, the same theme tosses an iconic [[Lampshade Hanging|lampshade]] over this entire trope: [[MST3K Mantra|"If you're wondering how he eats and breathes/and other science facts/Then repeat to yourself 'It's just a show/I should really just relax'..."]]
* In ''[[Doctor Who]]'', [[Techno Babble]] is perhaps the only trope used more often than [[Monster of the Week]], so of course there are numerous instances of this trope, for example the Doctor's [[Timey-Wimey Ball|timey-wimey]] detector (it goes 'ding' when there's stuff).
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{{quote| ''[[Large Ham|David Tennant]]: He's Hyper-podulating! He's using his moluscian glang-valves to internally vibrolate our DNA!''}}
*** In fact, averting the above is precisely the reason why it's done the way it is. [[Russel T Davies]] wanted to avoid ''[[Star Trek]]''-ish [[Techno Babble]], where shows that take themselves more seriously would have the nonsensoleum described in great detail at great length in a dead-serious manner, as if you were a student and the writers were putting a lecture on the effects of neutrino flux on the phase-matrix of warp inducers in story form. As such, the Doctor will instead say "Think of X" and then tell you "It's nothing like X, but if it makes you feel better, think of it as an X." or come up with things like time being "great big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff." In-universe, this is given as or implied to be the Doctor basically being ''so'' much more advanced than humans that he's only capable of sharing so much of his knowledge - slowing his thought process down to explain things is hard for him, and sometimes there is simply no way to ''ever'' make a [[Muggle]] truly understand how something like a Weeping Angel works, and really, all you ''need'' to know is "Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck."<ref>But don't look them in the eyes.</ref>
* ''[[Red Dwarf (TV)|Red Dwarf]]'' has such gleefully unscientific phenomena as a mutated flu virus that makes the sufferer's hallucinations "solid" (When Lister objects that this doesn't make sense, Rimmer's second attempt at explaining it fails to be significantly different from the first) and a similarly affected photo developing fluid that not only brings photos to life but allows time travel through them when projected onto a screen.
** Also creatures like the shape-shifting Genetic Mutant that gains sustenance and strength by sucking 'mental energy' - strong emotions/personality features - right out of the crew's heads (via some kind of sucking proboscis applied to the forehead, as I recall...)
* One episode of ''[[Tales Fromfrom the Crypt]]'' was about a sideshow man at a carnival who'd attained the power to be killed and resurrected from a mad doctor transferring a cat's nine lives over to him using some crazy machine. As part of this mad logic, he keeps count of how many times he's been killed to ensure he still has one extra life to spare. {{spoiler|Then he realizes his count is short and the life he's about to lose really is the last one...}}
* ''[[El Chapulin Colorado]]'', being a superhero satire, obviously runs on Grade-A Nonsensoleum to make [[Idiot Hero|the titular hero]] paralyze people with a bicycle horn, shrink to about 4 inches tall, and show up at Venus, ancient Japan or Nazi Germany.
* The Chronoskimmers from ''[[Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego?]]'' run on "fact fuel" generated by crew members answering history questions.
 
 
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== Radio ==
* There is no better description for ''[[The Goon Show]]''. Well, except one: "Ying tong iddle i po."
* One part of ''[[The HitchhikersHitchhiker's Guide to Thethe Galaxy (Radioradio series)|The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy]]'' radio series that was never adapted in other versions has a fifteen mile high statue of Arthur Dent Throwing the Nutrimatic Cup. The mile-long marble cup floats in mid-air "because it's artistically right."
 
 
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* [[Warhammer 40000|Orky]] "teknologie" runs, quite literally, [[Clap Your Hands If You Believe|because the Orks believe it should work that way]]. This is typified in their most common upgrade to any vehicles' speed: they paint them red, because "[[Law of Chromatic Superiority|da red wuns go fasta]]!" So while the real reason is that Orks have tremendous [[Psychic Powers]], their explanations fit this trope perfectly.
** This is used to hilarious effect when a group of Imperial engineers try to determine what it is that makes Orky weaponry so deadly. They dismantle it, put it back together, try everything they can to even get the gun to fire but nothing. The gun is actually missing several vital components, but when they put it in the hands of an ork, it fires with deadly power.
* One of the main problems with the mad science of ''[[Genius: The Transgression (Tabletop Game)|Genius: The Transgression]]'' -- it runs entirely on the inventor's madness (sorry, Inspiration). Any attempt to pin down the underlying scientific principles involved (''especially'' by a mundane observer) will fail, and any attempt by a mundane observer to closely examine or tinker usually results in the thing [[Made of Explodium|blowing up]]... [[Gone Horribly Wrong|or worse]].
 
 
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'''Sigint''': Ah, I get it. Yep, that'll give you unlimited ammo. }}
** ''[[Metal Gear Solid]] 2'' did something similar towards the end, when Raiden asks Snake if he has enough ammo to lend him, and Snake replies, "Infinite ammo." while pointing to his bandana (a [[Continuity Nod|reference]] to the bandana from ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'', which did indeed give Snake infinite ammo for the weapon he was holding).
* In ''[[Super Paper Mario (Video Game)|Super Paper Mario]]'', the helmet that lets Mario [[Breathing in Space|breathe in outer space]] is a goldfish bowl; the only thing he has to do to change it into a space helmet is to let the fish out.
* In ''[[Zak McKracken and Thethe Alien Mindbenders]]'', the eponymous protagonist makes a space suit out of a wetsuit, a fish bowl (leaving his fish in the kitchen) and [[Duct Tape for Everything|copious amounts of duct tape]]. However, you also need an air tank or you will suffocate.
* The ''[[Fallout]]'' series explicitly works based not on actual science, but Science! of the 1950s. Nuclear powered cars and radiation causing giant bugs to pop up is just how things are supposed to work.
** The giant bugs and other oddly modified creatures could also have been a result of the FEV (Forced Evolutionary Virus), a failed [[Super Serum|Super Soldier Serum]] which created the super mutants. It got out and into the remaining animal life after the bombs dropped, making them larger and more aggressive. The nuclear cars still don't make sense, though.
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{{quote| '''Kim:''' If sufficiently disgusted, an author's spinning corpse can produce over 400 megajoules per grievance.}}
* [[Dragon Tails]] with [http://dragon-tails.com/comics/archive.php?date=010911 Bluey's Science Explained]. Bluey is pretty much the physical incarnation of this trope.
* ''[[The Life of Nob T. Mouse]]'' is built on this trope. Characters are not born, they just appear. There's a city built on a giant wodge of putty plugging a hole in the universe where the Big Bang happened. Waving a jelly on a stick with pink-icing buns stuck on it will summon a letterbox that lets you ''post yourself to another universe''. The list goes on and on.
* A whole lot of stuff in ''[[Regular Guy]]''.
* ''[[Girl Genius]]'', being a comic about mad scientists lives and breathes this trop.
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*** Curiously this contradict the previous statement about having changed the speed of light.
*** Careful. The light that made it to Omicron Persei 8 was "old light," so to speak, that is light that was generated ''before'' the change in the speed of light, thus it traveled at the speed for which a lightyear was still accurate (distance traveled in one year at 2.99x10^8 m/s). The only really odd thing is that a lightyear was not redifined. However, with this series, they probably just didn't want to change the numbers on the traffic signs.
** [[It Got Worse|It gets worse]] in [[The Movie|the movies]], especially [[What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made Onon Drugs?|Bender's Game]].
** In "Mars University", the characters meet Gunter, Professor Farnsworth's talking monkey. Fry asks if Gunter can talk because he was genetically engineered, but the Professor laughs and tells him that genetic engineering [[What We Now Know to Be True|is a bunch of science fiction mumbo jumbo]]. He then explains that Gunter's intelligence and ability to talk come from "his electronium hat, which harnesses the power of sunspots to produce [[Foreshadowing|cognitive radiation.]] "
** The ship going faster than the speed of light by moving the universe around it is probably a reference to the Alcubierre drive. Also the ship takes in dark matter which is probably not accounted while calculating the input-output ratio, thereby resulting in an absurd 200% efficiency.
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* Devisors from the ''[[Whateley Universe]]'' run on this trope, although they sometimes get devices that are ''close'' to reasonable. This is annoying to those with both [[Gadgeteer Genius|Gadgeteer]] and Devisor traits, since they don't know if what they built either obeys the rules of science or ignores the rules of science, in which case they can't patent and mass-manufacture it. The only test is if someone else can build it.
* The [http://trollscience.com troll] [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/troll-sciencetroll-physics science] meme has lots of this, along with an amount of [[Insane Troll Logic]].
* The Freeeze Ray (it freezes time!) from [[Dr. Horribles Sing Along Blog|Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog]] runs on 'Wonderflonium'.
** "Do Not Bounce"
* Dear God, ''[[The Mystery Sphere]]''.