It Tastes Like Feet: Difference between revisions

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* In ''[[Scotland, PA]]'': "I can't believe I drank that water. It tastes like ass."

{{quote|"Who would slow-roast a dog's ass over a fire and serve it to their husband?"}}

* Dracula is forced to feed on a wino in ''[[Love at First Bite]]'':

* Subverted in one of Joan Hess's ''[[Claire Malloy]]'' mysteries, where a character takes the time to specify that he's never tasted horse piss, but suspects it's a lot like the lousy homemade beer he's sampling.

* A character in the short story 'Luvina' in the book ''El Llano en Llamas'' by Mexican writer Juan Rulfo mentions that warm beer tastes like donkey piss (which prompts the question if cold donkey piss tastes like beer...)

* ''[[Agatha H and The Airship City]]'':

{{quote|But this - this was new low. He looked at the crudely printed label on the bottle in his hand. "Beetle Beer" it proclaimed. Fair enough, he thought, I can believe that.}}

{{quote|'''Dad:''' This one has too much cheese, this one needs barbecue sauce, and this one tastes like armpit... How did we even know that?

'''Max:''' Wrestling. }}

* In an early episode the Swedish children series ''Pip-Larssons: Kastrullresan'', the titular Larsson family had cabbage soup (consisting of ''nothing'' but cabbage) for dinner, not because they wanted to, but because they couldn't afford anything else. While they were eating, the husband tried to placate his upset wife (since it was his fault they had no money) by saying that the soup tasted really good, whereupon one of the youngest children deadpanned that it tasted like sock.

* Russell Howard was given an ice lolly made of soup in an episode of ''[[Genius]]''. He described it as "what I imagine licking a 70-year-old woman's ankle would taste like."

* Dr. [[House (TV series)|House]] rules out the possibility that a patient had accidentally eaten large quantities of horse chestnuts by pointing out that they "taste like a horse's lower-than-chest nuts." [[Rule of Funny|How he knows]] [[Foreign Queasine|what that tastes like]] [[But You Screw One Goat!|is not specified.]]

** While possibly being hyperbolic in the above example, House in one episode determined a patient was diabetic by Squick tasting her urine and declaring that it tasted sweeter than normal urine.

{{quote|"What's convenient isn't always what's best. If it was, this frozen pizza wouldn't taste like monkey butt."}}

* One episode of ''[[Arthur of the Britons]]'' had Arthur attempting to unite two tribes. During a feast, he suggests the two tribes swap their bread. This almost leads to a riot as each side tries the other's bread and declares it to be 'frog spawn' or some other insult.

* Thanks to Jelly Belly manufacturing real life analogue of [[Harry Potter|Bertie Bott's Every-Flavor Beans]], now people will be able to say for certain that something tastes like feet. Or boogers. Or earwax.

** Which prompts the question of how the Jelly Belly company's R&D people determined whether or not those beans tasted anything like the real thing...

** Once on ''The Tonight Show'', Rupert Grint and [[Adam Sandler]] were sampling an array of the candies, and Adam went straight for the booger flavor. He responded "Doesn't taste like my boogers."

** Most of them taste nothing like what they are supposed to; the Grass, Dirt, and Sardines flavors would be difficult to replicate in a jelly bean due to the fact that none of the three taste even remotely like they contain sugar.