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** In another strip, Jeremy describes wheatgrass juice as tasting "like licking the underside of an old John Deere riding lawnmower!"
** And, according to Pierce, if you dip Salisbury steak in pudding it tastes just like squirrel.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20110809040953/http://garfield.nfshost.com/1988/03/15/ From] ''[[Garfield]]'':
{{quote|'''Jon:''' "Irma, Is this tea or coffee?"
'''Irma:''' "What does it taste like?"
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== Webcomics ==
* One ''[[Friendly Hostility]]'' strip features Derringer, at Fox's urging, brushing his teeth with expired toothpaste. He promptly exclaims, "Gross! It tastes like going down on a chick on the rag!" When Fox looks at him sceptically, he says that toothpaste should not be used after six months; Fox replies, "Shut up, Captain Redwings."
* One ''[[Real Life Comics]]'' [https://web.archive.org/web/20130308122211/http://reallifecomics.com/archive/060809.html strip] has Greg trying the "Potion" drink marketed in Japan to promote ''[[Final Fantasy XI]]''. He takes one sip, then comments that it tastes "like ten thousand asses".
* ''[[Filthy Lies]]'': The cast taste a certain kind of beer for the first time and all find it horrible. Ted declares that it tastes "like going down on a dead hooker." When the others look at him strangely, he says "What? I thought she was just bored!"
* A non-food-related [[Lampshade Hanging]] can be found in [http://suicideforhire.comicgenesis.com/d/20050817.html this] ''[[Suicide for Hire]]'' strip.
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* In one [[Bad Future]] episode of ''[[Conan the Adventurer (animation)|Conan the Adventurer]]'', the titular barbarian hero has to drink an antivenom potion that he disgustedly proclaims to taste like "fermented camel spit". Considering one of the ingredients is venom from the serpent demon-god he's fighting, the taste is probably somewhat justified.
* In a ''[[Johnny Test]]'' episode, [[Lethal Chef|Johnny's Dad]] is trying to make healthy cookies and gives some for Johnny to try. Johnny then proclaims that the cookies taste like dirt. Johnny's Dad then produces a plate of dirt [[Abusive Parents|which he then insists that Johnny eat for comparison]]. Johnny apologizes for saying the cookies taste like dirt, because the dirt tastes * better* .
* Noodle of [[Gorillaz]] declared in the [https://web.archive.org/web/20130906225106/http://www.gorillaz-unofficial.com/media_archive/Gorillaz-Unofficial%20Radio%201%20webchat.htm Radio 1 webchat] that Murdoc smells "like halitosis on toast". More recently, 2D declared that Murdoc's singing sounds "like someone treading on a duck".
* In an episode of ''[[Robot Chicken]]'', Emperor Palpatine speculates that Darth Vader, after flying around in his TIE fighter for a week, "must smell like feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon!"
** Another sketch inverted this trope: A mother tells her little girl that Grandma's bones are brittle "like peanut brittle". The girl immediately tries to eat Grandma, assuming Mom was talking about her bones' flavor.
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