Jeeves and Wooster (TV series)/Quotes
Bertie: When you have been a little longer in my employ you will come to understand that all my chums rely heavily on your employer's wisdom and knowledge of human nature in the conduct of their affairs. Not to mention my organisational powers, and just plain... thingness! |
Bertie Wooster: Do you think I should play this song for the Glossops tonight, Jeeves? |
Jeeves: The lad is of an outspoken disposition, sir, and had made an opprobrious remark respecting my appearance. |
Bertie: Jeeves, I'm sure that nothing is further from your mind, but d'you know you have a way of saying, "Indeed, sir," which gives the impression that it's only a feudal sense of what is fitting which prevents you from substituting the words, "Says you!" |
Bertie is trying to make himself tea. |
Bertie: Jeeves, suppose that you were strolling through the illimitable jungle and you happened to meet a tiger cub. |
Bertie is dictating a telegram. |
Sir Watkyn Basset expresses a hope that his neice Stephanie will be able to "make something" of Bertie. |
"Chuffy" Chuffnel: She must have had a wonderful time being engaged to you. What on earth made her accpet you, I wonder. |
Pauline Stoker: You know, there's a sort of woolly-headed duckiness about you, Bertie. If I wasn't so crazy about Marmeduke, I could easily marry you. |
Bertie: I wonder why it's necessary for these minstrel fellows to blacken their faces in order to play the banjo and sing songs, Jeeves. |
Bertie is pretending to be Gussie Fink-Nottle, and is trying to tell a joke to Dame Daphne Winkworth and her four maiden sisters. |
Bertie: Jeeves, that is brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? |
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