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{{quote|''"I aspire to more creativity than the common asshole. I'm more of a ... class-hole, if you will."''|'''Black Hat Guy''', ''[[Xkcd]]''}}
{{quote|''"I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane!
While people behind me are going insane
I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces!
I'm an asshole!"''|'''[[Denis Leary]]''', "Asshole"}}
{{quote|''"[[Catch Phrase|WHAT A GROUCH!!"]]''|'''Loud Kiddington''', ''[[Histeria!]]''}}
{{quote|'''Namine:''' So why were you saying Zex wouldn't help us?
'''Axel:''' Cause he's a jerk.
'''Zexion:''' It's true, I am a jerk.|''[[Ansem Retort]]''}}
{{quote|''(In response to a Q&A session from a man who survived the Virginia Tech shootings)
I HAVE A COUPLE QUESTIONS FOR YOU BUT, SINCE YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH, I WAS NICE AND INCLUDED THE ANSWERS TOO.''
Q: WHAT'S VIRGINIA TECH'S FAVORITE WAY OF CONSUMING ALCOHOL?
A: SHOTS
Q: WHAT DOES ANTARCTICA AND VIRGINIA TECH HAVE IN COMMON?
A: THEY'RE BOTH -32
(Later, after the list of victims was posted.)
TL;DR.''|'''[http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/cx16l/iama_student_who_took_a_nap_after_finding_out/c0vwh50 The Ultimate Douche]'''}}
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{{quote|''"Hey, you know, you really are an asshole." "Why don't you just shut up and sing this song, pal?"''|'''[[Denis Leary]]''', "Asshole"}}
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