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** "[Insert Wrestler Name(Usually [[Stone Cold Steve Austin]]) Here] IS STOMPING A MUD HOLE AND WALKING IT DRY!"
** "...and business has just picked up!"
** "Bowling-shoe ugly," used interchangeably to describe either a wrestler or a [[So Bad It's Horrible
** "He's a human being!!" (usually accompanied by the aforementioned "Bah Gawd" or "Good Gawd Almighty!")
** "Those stairs are not made out of chocolate!"
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* [[Flanderization]]: Many fans might not realize that Ross started out as a far more reserved, cerebral announcer in the mode of his mentor Gordon Solie, before playing up his Oklahoman roots upon joining the WWF, and becoming increasingly reliant on catchphrases and wild outbursts in lieu of thorough play-by-play.
* [[Freudian Slip]]
{{quote| "That one eyed monster, [[Kane (
"Mark Henry is handling the big Johnson!" (''Royal Rumble 1998'')<br />
"[[Lita]]'s here! Jerking [[Edge]] off...[[Verbal Backspace|the ladder]]!" (''[[Wrestlemania]] 17'') <ref>Which became [[Hilarious in Hindsight]] four years later...</ref><br />
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{{quote| "Pat Patterson coming up behind as always."}}
* [[Happily Married]]: Whenever Jerry Lawler or Paul Heyman drool over whichever Diva is wrestling in the current match and mention it to JR, the latter calmly replies that he's a happily married man. Of course, his clever retort would be, "I may be on a diet, but I can still look at the menu!"
* [[Hoist
* [[Hot-Blooded]]: JR tends to yell a lot during big matches but he never quite got as worked up as much as he did during ''WrestleMania XXII when [[Shawn Michaels]] fought [[Vince McMahon]] in a [[No-Holds-Barred Beatdown]]. Playing off of when Vince forced JR to ''[[Squick|literally]]'' [[Complete Monster|kiss his ass]] and off of Vince's continual mind games with Shawn, Ross went absolutely ballistic during the match. Even the usually over the top [[Jerry Lawler]] was (kayfabe) surprised when Ross stated that Vince deserved getting beat down more than anyone alive: "More than ''anyone alive'', JR?!"
{{quote| *when HBK grabs the large framed ''Muscle & Fitness'' cover at ringside and prepares to hit Vince with it* "That's right! Hit him over the head with it '''AND THEN SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS!!!!'''"}}
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