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An [[Abridged Series]] using footage from the ''[[Jo JoJoJo's Bizarre Adventure|Jo Jos Bizarre Adventure]]'' [[OVA|OVAs]]s, covering'''''JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged''''' covers part three of the series. Created by [[AntfishFTW]] and featuring a voice cast from a few other TAS's. TheAbridged series, hasthis 10abridged episodesseries, (theis 5thunlike actingmany asothers ain [[Seasonthat Finale]]);the withcore Episodespoints 9of andthe 10plot havingmore 2or andless 3stay partsthe respectively. Found [httpsame://www.youtube.com/user/AntfishTAS here].
 
Jotaro Kujo, a japanese delinquent keeps himself inside prison because he thinks he is being possessed by some kind of demon. His British-American grandfather, Joseph Joestar, arrives and reveals to him that the "demon" is in fact a manifestation of his fighting spirit, which are called Stands for those who have them. They have recently awakened somehow as the result of Dio Brando, a vampire which the Joestar family fought one hundred years ago, rising from his watery grave. But Holly Joestar, Jotaro's mother, has a passive nature which causes her to lose control of her Stand, and the resulting fever will kill her if Dio isn't defeated soon.
 
The cast is where things become the Abridged brand of oddball - Polnareff is [[Team Fortress 2|The Spy]], Avdol thinks the solution for everything is burning, Joseph is a walking ''[[Transformers]]'' reference, Jotaro is just plain [[Cloudcuckoolander|bonkers]], and Kakyoin is... mostly [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|the same]].
 
Antfish also made a lot of extra videos with joking references to previous and following parts of the series. Thanks to the fact the OVA was the only animation of the series available at the time (2009-2010), most of those extra videos are simply comic panels, but nonetheless they are also part of the parody.
 
The series has 10 episodes, with the 5th acting as a [[Season Finale]]); Episodes 9 and 10 have 2 and 3 parts, respectively. They can all be found [http://www.youtube.com/user/AntfishTAS here] on Antfish's channel.
 
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* [[Actor Allusion]] - The Comment Special uses this for a joke. A comment is made referring to how Dio sounds like [[Tim Curry]] and then Dio proceeds to ask other characters their opinions on this. The characters being [[The Wild Thornberrys|Nigel Thornberry]], [[The Mighty Ducks (animation)|Lord Dragaunus]], [[Brutal Legend|Emperor Doviculus]] and [[Rocky Horror Picture Show|Dr. Frank N. Furter]]. {{spoiler|...Oh and [[IT|Pennywise the Clown]] shows up late to the party.}} And a pan full of [[Visual Pun|curry]] who doesn't hear it.
** [[Tropers/Vanthebaron|that troper was me]]
* [[Ambiguously Gay]] - Dio. Sure, he hits on Power Girl in the Stand Idol segment, but it sounds a lot like posturing.]
* [[Animal Wrongs Group]]: Or rather, Animal Wrongs HERO, in the case of PETA-Man.
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** Flashback (as well as [[Flash Forward]]) scenes are mainly shown as manga screenshots, since the anime only covers a small portion of the series as a whole.
** Plus, the second half of the series comes from footage of the '90s OVA series, while the first half was made from the more recent series which was made to fill in the missing portions of the story. [[Lampshade Hanging|Lampshaded]] at the end when Jotaro's mother Holly wakes up from her coma, and she looks completely different.
{{quote| '''Suzi Q''': [[Beat|...]] Weren't you a brunette before? }}
* [[Author Appeal]]: Antfish likes sprinkling some pro-wrestling here and there.
* [[Badass]] - Even when played for comedy, Jotaro still comes across this way.
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** Don't keep calling Doppio with the wrong number.
** Don't compare Kakyoin to Keanu Reeves when his shades are on.
{{quote| Dio: [[Memetic Mutation|U mad?]]<br />
Kakyoin: [[ThisPunctuated! IsFor! SpartaEmphasis!|YES. I. MAD!]] }}
** And certainly don't refer to Booster Gold as Green Lantern.
{{quote| [[ThisPunctuated! IsFor! SpartaEmphasis!|BOOSTER! F*CKING! GOLD!!!]] Who put you up to this?!}}
* [[Big Damn Heroes]]:Polnareff jumping at Dio from behind before he can decapitate Jotaro, and earlier {{spoiler|"Avdol returning and saving Polnareff from justice"}}
* [[Call Back]]: The first time the gang meet Polnareff, Joseph gets a rapier through his artificial hand and screams "Ooh, my sexy hand!!". Around the final 3-part episode, Jotaro nails Dio's Stand with a deft punch damaging its fists and as a consequence, cutting up Dio's hand. And he says the very same thing.
* [[Calling Your Attacks]]
** Subverted, Jotaro interrupts Dio as he calls out his Stand.
{{quote| Dio: "The Worl-!" -Dio gets socked in the face by Jotaro's Stand-<br />
Star Platinum: '''Shut the [[Precision F-Strike|f** k up!]]''' }}
** Played straight with the Jotaro Punch.
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* [[Cloudcuckoolander]] - Jotaro. Let's just put it this way: his pen pal is Duck Dodgers, and he writes to him like it's a Letter to Penthouse. Let's leave it at that.
* [[Cluster F-Bomb]] - Joseph drops quite a few when he flashes back to his final fight with Cars.
* [[Continuity Nod]]:
** Antfish is clearly a fan of the whole of Jojo because he'll slip in little jokes about the other parts of the series. Other than the blatant ones such as the flashback to the Cars fight and the reference to Dio burning Danny Joestar, there's also little asides like Jotaro telling Polnareff not to get trapped in a turtle.
{{quote| '''Joseph''': You're like the son I never had...Josuke.<br />
'''Jotaro''': Jotaro.<br />
'''Joseph''': Johnny. }}
** Also, there's a another incredibly stealthy one from the "World Inside the Mirror" spinoff, "WHEELY HIGH." [[Brick Joke]] because {{spoiler|they soon meet Polnareff, confined to a wheelchair, who had also seen the Mirror World before.}}
** And even later in Episode 10:
{{quote| '''Polnareff''': I guess I'll just.....Stay here....Getting used to {{spoiler|not moving my legs.....}}}}
* [[Don't Explain the Joke]]:
** "It's funny because there are bitches in the way that need to move."
** Also, from episode 7: "It [My foot] will be up your ass. Just saying."
* [[Eagle Land]]: Hol Horse.
{{quote| '''Hol Horse''': I don't care if you're speaking Chinamanese, that sure ain't no Uncle Sam talk I hear!}}
* [[Emo]]:
** Jotaro accuses Hierophant Green of being this.
{{quote| '''Jotaro''': Dude, it is crying from its wrist. That is ''hard'' emo, bro.}}
** Made even funnier by the fact that [[Linkin Park]]'s ''Crawling'' is playing in the background as he says it.
* [[Estrogen Brigade Bait]]: Lampshaded when Kakyoin is referred to as "the only reason women watch this show."
* [[Even the Guys Want Him]]: Dio's status as this gets parodied when N'Doul is gushing at length about how wonderful Dio is, and by the time he gets to "His trapezius muscle tore through his shirt," Jotaro interjects with "[[Too Much Information|Okay, I'm getting a little uncomfortable...]]" and N'Doul immediately tells him to shut up because "Dio Brando's a sexy man!"
* [[Fake Crossover]]:
** {{spoiler|[[Dragon Ball Abridged|Mr. Popo]] shows up in Hol Horse's nightmare at the end of episode five.}}
*** {{spoiler|And at the end of episode 8, King Yemma determined Avdol's place in heaven: [[Brick Joke|at the McDonalds]]}}
** Also, {{spoiler|[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|Seto Kaiba, voiced by LittleKuriboh himself,]] pops up for a second when D'arby accuses Jotaro of not following the [[Screw the Rules, I Have Money|rules]].}}
{{quote| {{spoiler|'''Kaiba:''' Kick his ass, Jotaro.}}}}
** "[[Avatar: The Abridged Series|Fire Lord Avdol.]]"
* [[Famous Last Words]]: [[Wounded Gazelle Gambit|Mocked]], then played straight.
{{quote| {{spoiler|'''Dio''': My only regret is that I didn't get to say [[Catch Phrase|WRYY]][[Killed Mid-Sentence|--!]]}}}}
* [[Flash Forward]]: The "Flashback to the Future" segments.
* [[Foe Yay]]:
** Lampshaded twice in the final episode, both times with the caption "Fanfic Fuel" appearing after a suggestive line.
{{quote| '''Dio''': Perhaps I, Dio, should [[No Dead Body Poops|take off his pants]].<br />
and<br />
'''Jotaro''': Wow Dio, looks like I just violated your manhole..... cover. }}
** Also gets lampshaded and defied when Dio's explaining what he did to Joseph.
{{quote| '''Dio''': I, Dio, blew any chance of him living out of the water. I, Dio, sucked him bone dry. I, Dio, reached around and— you're just getting me to say a whole bunch of really gay sh*t now, aren't you.<br />
'''Jotaro''': Heh heh, yeah. }}
* [[Fourth Wall Mail Slot]]: The "comment special" video.
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* [[Gosh Dang It to Heck]]: Joseph regularly says "Dagnabbit," but isn't at all afraid to use other, more powerful words.
* [[Grammar Nazi]]: Dio doesn't like grammar errors during the comment special.
{{quote| '''Dio''': ''reading a fan comment'' <br />
'''Takahata101''': Cast List Antfish - Everyone I SEE WOT U DID THAR<br />
'''Dio''': Well, I wished you saw what you typed because you can't f*cking spell. }}
* [[Grand Finale]]: Episode 10, in 3 parts. It's [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|sweet]], [[Crowning Moment of Funny|hilarious]], and all-in-all [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|kickass]].
* [[Gratuitous French]] - Half of the words that comes out of Polnareff's mouth.
* [[Heads I Win, Tails You Lose]]: Episode 4.
{{quote| '''Kakyoin''': Heads, Polnareff wins. Tails, J. Geil loses.<br />
'''J. Geil''': ''*thinking*'' That's not fair, either one I choose I... ''uh-oh''. }}
* [[Hold Up Your Score]]
{{quote| '''Joseph''': Aw, [[Precision F-Strike|f*** you]], Germany!}}
* [[Homoerotic Subtext]]:
** Parodied when Jotaro walks past Kakyoin in a series of freeze-frames, with a "[[CLAMP]] Warning" meter at the bottom of the screen that skyrockets just as he passes him. And then plummets back to zero when Jotaro walks past him and turns his attention to Enya.
** Also shows up in the "Or is there?" video:
{{quote| '''Abbacchio''': So don't ''ever'' say there's no such thing as a world inside a mirror! Got it?<br />
'''Giorno''': *beat* You smell nice!<br />
'''Abbacchio''': *stunned silence* }}
* [[I Have Many Names]] - The Rock introduces himself as such when auditioning for Stand Idol.
{{quote| The Rock: Rocky, The Brahma Bull, The Great One, The People's Champ, Dwayne Johnson, [[Large Ham|the Most EEEEEEEEEELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!]]}}
* [[In Name Only]]: Abridged? The final episode is in three parts, and is nearly as long as the final episode of the OVA. Though shortening it would be difficult without cutting out material important to plot, as the final battle rages across the entire city. And onto a river. And it's still hilarious.
* [[Insane Troll Logic]] - Joseph's interpretation of Kakyoin attacking the clock tower, which leads him to believe that Dio's stand {{spoiler|can breathe fire}}.
* [[Insistent Terminology]] - Episode 7
{{quote| '''Joseph''': As you all know, months have passed since we left for Egypt.<br />
'''Polnareff''': We've only been gone for three weeks.<br />
'''Joseph''': MONTHS. Have passed. }}
* [[Jive Turkey]] - N'Doul.
* [[Kitchen Sink Included]]: As in the original, [[Big Bad|Dio]] [[Time Master|stops time]] and throws dozens of knives at a frozen Jotaro until there are too many for him to block or avoid. Before starting time up again, he adds, "And for comedic effect..." and a kitchen sink gets photoshopped into the scene.
* [[Large Ham]] - Dio was already one to begin with, but the Abridged Series cranked it up to 11.
* [[Leeroy Jenkins]]: Jotaro, he even quotes the trope namer.
* [[Major Injury Underreaction]]
** Kakyoin's response to getting sliced across the eyes by Geb? "Ow."
** Jotaro is also quite fond of this trope. For example: he does not so much as flinch while {{spoiler|a zombified baby GNAWS ON HIS KNEECAP.}} Cue the following dialogue.
{{quote| Kakyoin: Doesn't that hurt?<br />
Jotaro: Doesn't what hurt?<br />
Kakyoin: Aren't you in pain?!<br />
Jotaro: What is "pain"? }}
** "Ban-dage? What a strange device. [[Is It Something You Eat?|Do...do I eat it?]] Is...is it microwavable? Does it...taste like...poptarts? I don't know."
* [[Minor Injury Overreaction]]:
** "I sprained my ankle!"
** [[Don't Explain the Joke|It's worth noting that Joseph complained of this after getting stabbed in the throat.]]
* [[No Celebrities Were Harmed]] - The original [[Vanilla Ice]] was nothing like his namesake.
* [["Not Making This Up" Disclaimer]]
** "His name is [[Vanilla Ice]]."
{{quote| '''[[Metal Gear Solid|Colonel Campbell]]''': [[Super Smash Bros.|I am]] ''[[Super Smash Bros.|not]]'' [[Super Smash Bros.|kidding]].}}
** Also pulled two off earlier in Episode 4, during the infamous "beat your bum" line.
{{quote| '''Polnareff''': Oh what's that? You say I can beat your bum? [[Ho Yay|Oh you're into THAT stuff!!]] (Subtitle: ACTUAL DUB DIALOGUE)}}
** Then when Polnareff and Kakyoin see J. Geil's Hanged Man in the chrome of their vehicle's steering wheel, the bizarre case of [[Lip Lock]] from the dub is referenced here by Kakyoin stating:
{{quote| '''Kakyoin''': POLNAREFF! He's in the CHROME of the STEERING WHEEL! (Subtitle: ACTUAL DUB INFLECTION)}}
* [[Oh Crap]]:
** Many, many from episode ten:
{{quote| Jotaro: {{spoiler|[[Improbable Weapon User|What's he doing with that stopsign?]] [[Combat Pragmatist|Why'd he break that stopsign in half?]] [[Dangerously Genre Savvy|Why's he coming over here?]] Oh no, oh no, no no no, NO NO NO NO!}}}}
 
{{quote| '''Dio''': * tossing a ship* Enjoy your stay on the S.S. Plummet, Jotaro!<br />
'''Jotaro''': [[Captain Obvious|That's a boat--]]* boat crashes into him* }}
 
{{quote| Jotaro: {{spoiler|[[Continuity Nod|Maybe he ran out of steam, and rolled on out of here.]] }}<br />
Dio: {{spoiler|* overhead with a gas tanker* LOOK WHAT I'VE GOOOOOOOT!}}<br />
Jotaro: {{spoiler|Well...that's a first.}} }}
 
** And, last but not least, Dio {{spoiler|when Jotaro stops time}}.
{{quote| "Why can't I move? Wh... why can't I- No, ''no'', ''nonono'''''NONO!''' '''MOTHERF** KER!!!''' NO! NO! NO! NO! BULLS** T! BULLS** T! BULLS** T!"}}
* [[Quip to Black]] - "'cause I'm cold... ''as ice.''" ([[Memetic Mutation|YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!]])
* [[Real Song Theme Tune]]
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* [[Shout-Out]]
** Even with just ''ten'' episodes, the shoutouts are already too numerous to count, but perhaps the biggest one comes in Episode 5
{{quote| '''Joseph''': My God! [[House of the Dead|This house is filled with the dead!]]<br />
'''Kakyoin''': [[Silent Hill|And they're silent! Like the hills!]]<br />
'''Joseph''': Come on! [[Resident Evil|We gotta get out of this residence of evil!]]<br />
'''Kakyoin (to Enya)''': Don't worry! [[Left 4 Dead|You won't be left for dead!]]<br />
'''[[Arnold Schwarzenegger]]''': STOP IT! }}
** From Episode 8:
{{quote| '''Vanilla Ice''': [[Courage the Cowardly Dog|Stupid Dog! You made me LOOK BAD!]]}}
** And about 30 seconds later:
{{quote| '''Polnareff''': Vanilla Ice! [[Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner|You're about to be...]] ''[[Queen|Under Pressure]]!''"}}
** Meanwhile, Polnareff is basically a walking [[Shout-Out]] to the Spy from ''[[Team Fortress 2]]''.
{{quote| '''Hol Horse''': "Polnareff sappin' my stand!"<br />
'''Polnareff''': "I appear to have burst into flames." }}
** Episode 9 has so many it's hard to keep track, so here's the best way to sum it up: Kakyoin = The Matrix and X-Men, Joseph = Transformers (And it continues in the Series Finale) and about 20 others, and Jotaro has the floating Steve Buscemi head.
{{quote| '''Dio''': And so, you are left alone... like a rainbow in the dark.}}
** Also from episode 9:
{{quote| '''Jotaro''': You think punching me a wall's gonna stop me? Pft. [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|Who the hell do you think I am?!?]]}}
** The chauffeur's speech pattern and threats from episode 9 are based on the [[Mad TV]] character Coach Hines.
** From the Comment Special:
{{quote| '''Dio''': Are you [[Daft Punk|daft, punk!?]]}}
*** From later on in the comment special:
{{quote| '''Jotaro''': Yeah, you better. [[Twilight (novel)|Don't want you to sparkle to death.]]}}
** Stand Idol uses almost all of {{spoiler|[[Dwayne Johnson]]'s}}.
** "[[Blaz BlueBlazBlue|The wheel of fate is turning,]] [[Guilty Gear|Heaven or Hell, let's rock!]]". Which is followed by "[[Power Stone|Final Challenge!! Are you ready? ACTION!!!]]" Which is in turn preceded by a shout out to [[Marvel vs. Capcom 3]] complete with close-up, [[Street Fighter|Ken's Theme]] playing in the background and an announcer stating the combo name as [[The Hangover|"Galifianakis"]].
** [[Insane Clown Posse|Magic everywhere in this bitch!]]
** [[Suburban Commando|TIME IS FROZEN TODAY!]]
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** Episode 8: Let's see, a guy (Kakyoin) saving his friend (Joseph) from a bad guy (Dio) as a certain song plays and a certain sound effect from his weapon (Hierophant Green) charges up...nope, I got nothing. Zip, nada, zilch, {{spoiler|[[Mega Man X|Zero.]] }}
** D'Arby in episode 7 quotes the first few lyrics from [[Motorhead]]'s ''Ace of Spades''.
{{quote| '''D'Arby''': If you like to gamble, I tell you, I'm your man. You win some, you lose some, its all the same to me.}}
** [[Dangerously Genre Savvy|Dio]] quotes [[Watchmen (comics)|Ozymandias]]'s "I'm not some Republic serial villain" line during his and Jotaro's battle.
* [[Sound Effect Bleep]]
* [[Spirit Advisor]] - Jotaro's appears to him in times of dire need in the form of {{spoiler|[[Steve Buscemi]]}}.
* [[Straight Man]] - Avdol, despite being [[Berserk Button|easily angered]] [[Playing with Fire|pyrokinetic]] with megalomaniacal life goals, he is by far the most level-headed of the Joestar troupe.
* [[Take That]]:
** "I never thought I'd say this...but thank you, [[Bleach]]...you saved my life...[[Incarnate|I hope you never get plagiarized.]]"
** And after listening to the theme for "Jojo's Bizarre [[Adventure Time]]":
{{quote| '''Jotaro''': "That's...amazing!"<br />
'''Dio''': "What, that something so indie could be so mainstream?"<br />
'''Jotaro''': "No, that [[Network Decay|Cartoon Network's still making cartoons.]] }}
** Though not apparent at first, Antfish mentions all notable bad things he could remember happening in 1993 while doing a quick recap in Episode 6. The first of those things [[Bill Clinton]] becoming president, and the last being'''Nothing But A 'G' Thang'', a song by [[Snoop Dogg]] and [[N.W.A|Dr. Dre]], with the middle of the list being air disasters and terrorist attacks.
* [[Tempting Fate]]
** Two examples.
{{quote| '''Antfish''': (on viewing Star Platinum pulling Hierophant Green from a girl's mouth) [[Nausea Fuel|Oh God, it's so gross! Ugh, stop it, stop it!]] *hits pause* Oh God, that looks so gross! Ugh... It'd be even worse in reverse...<br />
*scene rewinds* <br />
'''Antfish''': OH GOD I WAS RIGHT! }}
** And
{{quote| '''Joseph''': Guess what, everyone! We're one of the first Abridged Series' to go six episodes without a [[Metal Gear]] reference!<br />
'''Others''': Huzzah! *cue exclamation point and alert sound* <br />
'''Joseph''': Dagnabbit! }}
** Invoked, then played straight later in the episode.
{{quote| '''Joseph''': All right, so long as no one jinxes it-<br />
'''Jotaro''': Hey, Granddad, the stand's dead.<br />
*Geb attacks Joseph* }}
* [[This Is Sparta]] - In Episode 9, the Chauffeur's speech patterns are...odd.
{{quote| '''Chauffeur''': SON. OF A HIPPO'S. LEFT. NUT.}}
* [[Tim Curry]]
** Abridged Dio is basically him to a peg.
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** Dio has a short but massive one when he learns Jotaro can {{spoiler|stop time ''and'' do it so that Dio can't move}}.
** And of course, there's D'Arby's infamous one, when {{spoiler|Jotaro's high speed stand bluff trick-cum mind molestation}} makes D'Arby lose his shit epicly.
* [[Verbal Tic]]:
** "''I'', '''Dio''', do not know why ''I'', '''Dio''', am included as an example here."
*** [[Excel Saga (manga)|Notice the]] [[Shout-Out]]?
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* [[Visual Pun]]: In the comment special, in the aforementioned answer to a comment saying he sounds like Tim Curry, Dio, after asking other Tim Curry-voiced actors (Including Dr. Frank N. Furter), Dio then asks a pan full of curry. {{spoiler|Personally, he doesn't hear it.}}
* [[Vocal Evolution]] - Kakyoin's voice went from [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR6_LCeEj5c#t=2m48s this] to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmdWNal_XTc#t=5m34 this]. Note that everyone else hasn't changed a whole lot.
* [[Waxing Lyrical]]:
** Polnareff attempts to pick-up Enya using only song lyrics. She immediately notices this.
{{quote| Enya: Are you just reciting song lyrics?<br />
Polnareff: ... [[Blink -182|I want to fuck a dog in the ass]] }}
** As noted above, D'Arby quotes several lines from "Ace of Spades" when he introduces himself.
* [[What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?]]: Fugo discovers the horrifying secret of the mirror world:
{{quote| '''Fugo''': Well this doesn't seem so bad- '''Oh my god, they spelled "trash" backwards!'''}}
* [[What If]] - The whole point of the epilogue episode, really.
* [[Your Mom]]: Well, more like Your Girlfriend.
{{quote| '''Dio''': They were really hard punches!<br />
'''Jotaro''': Not as hard as my dick...<br />
'''Dio''': Wait, what?<br />
'''Jotaro''': ...when I f*cked your girlfriend! }}
 
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[[Category:Jo JoJoJo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged]]
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