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* [[Completely Missing the Point]]: Several readers managed to somehow overlook the multiple notes explaining that this was a parody, and complained in their reviews that the author had created a [[Mary Sue]].
* [[Dark and Troubled Past]]: And she goes into it at length, encouraged by Nemo.
{{quote| '''Nemo:''' Please tell us everything about your past, no matter how difficult or improper it is for you, in this era, to be so personal with people, especially men, that you barely know.}}
* [[Dark Secret]]: Each of the League members admits his or hers to Fellaurora within about five minutes of meeting her. Sawyer is gay, Mina is a vegetarian, Nemo is a Jehovah's Witness, and Skinner...really liked ''[[Gigli]]''.
* [[Did Not Do the Research]]: The author specifically mocks people who bluff their way through telling a story rather than look up important details.
{{quote| Nemo was wearing an Indian garb and a tuba... turbo... turbine... turpentine... wrappy hat-thing on his head.}}
* [[Did Not Do the Bloody Research]]: Spoofed up, down, and sideways with the ridiculous [[Funetik Aksent|phonetic spelling]] of Skinner's Cockney accent.
* [[Everybody Has Lots of Sex]]: Oh yeah. Including a ''five-way encounter'' (thankfully not described) between Fellaurora, Jekyll, Skinner, Dorian, and Sawyer.
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* [[Purple Prose]]: Especially during the physical descriptions of Fellaurora, though sometimes the extravagant metaphors get hijacked by weird ones. For instance, the author talks about how her skin is whiter than Devonshire cream, eggshells, and Larry Bird.
* [[Running Gag]]: Dorian coming back from the grave.
{{quote| "I thought you were dead?"<br />
"Yeah, I get that a lot." }}
** Also, the multiple misspellings of Jekyll's last name, done deliberately to mock those fanfic authors who can't seem to get it right.