Just the Best Mary Sue Ever: Difference between revisions

* [[Fan Service]]/[[Ho Yay]]: Dorian was with Fellaurora prior to the events of the story, but dumped her for [[Pirates of the Caribbean|Captain Jack Sparrow]]. The fanservice part comes in the form of a flashback, which is a [[Yaoi Fangirl]]'s dream.

* [[Fridge Brilliance]]: Throughout the story, Fellaurora keeps referring to her mind-reading talent as "telekinesis." This seems like a mistake on the part of the author, since that's telepathy, not telekinesis. Then you realize that the author put the mistake in ''on purpose'', as yet another [[Take That]] at those who [[Did Not Do the Research]].

* [[Green Eyes]]: One of Fellaurora's eyes is green, with a faint vein of red running through it.

* [[Green-Eyed Monster]]: Mina hates Fellaurora for sleeping with all the guys except Nemo. But Nemo is the one Mina herself sleeps with, and she shows no interest in the other men; she's just mean for the sake of being mean. And so Jekyll has an excuse for comfort-induced sex.

** Also, the multiple misspellings of Jekyll's last name, done deliberately to mock those fanfic authors who can't seem to get it right.

* [[Shapeshifting]]: Fellaurora can transform into a dachsund. Jekyll can transform into ''[[Britney Spears]].''

* [[Smoking Hot Sex]]: Every single character has a cigarette the morning after.

* [[So Beautiful It's a Curse]]: The first one and a half chapters are dedicated to describing every aspect of Fellaurora's impossible beauty, including [[Costume Porn]].