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'''Ferb:''' ''And'' for the ladies. Rrrowr!|''[[Phineas and Ferb]]''}}
The juvenile serial dater. He hasn't even graduated from high school (possibly even middle school) yet, and he's already gone through as many girls as [[The Casanova]], possibly more, high school dating [[No Going Steady|being what it is]]. The only thing that differentiates him from The Casanova is that, because of his age and his show's target demographics, it's highly unlikely that he and his dates are having sex. At least, it'll be a cold day in hell before the [[Media Watchdogs]] let anybody even ''think'' about it.
Compare [[Chick Magnet]]. His [[Distaff Counterpart]] is the [[Fille Fatale]]. If he's young enough, this may result in [[Toy Ship|Toy Ships]]. NOT a child-friendly version of a statistical analysis technique.
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* As per ''[[Pokémon (anime)|Pokémon]]'''s Ash Ketchum's inability to age, he has been shown to have garnered a rather respectable number of young women's affections at the ''canon'' age of ten (which has been pushed [[Not Allowed to Grow Up|for the past two decades]]). However, he's still [[Oblivious to Love|dense as a rock]]. As of the most recent series, this canonical list includes {{spoiler|Misty, Melody, Macey, Bianca/Latias, Anabel and Angie.}}
** Gary Oak. He has his own cheerleadering squad, and Dawn was a fangirl of his.
* ''[[Durarara!!]]'''s Masaomi Kida, whose surname even ''begs'' for a punnerific joke involving this trope, hits on girls left, right, and center, {{spoiler|though it's later revealed this behavior is almost entirely a [[Stepford Smiler|front]]. His heart belongs to one girl and one girl alone.}}
* Momochi from [[Level E]]. When it's revealed that {{spoiler|the password to unlock the bracelets}} is the name of the girl they like, most of the kids say a name or just "nobody in particular." Momochi lists off the names of about twenty different girls, only to be told that his answer is invalid because he left some out. He lists off five more, and is told that there's ''still'' one left... {{spoiler|Who turns out to be a girl he met in passing, and thus doesn't know her name}}. Then there's the time they helped out the twin-tailed mermaid. At the end of the episode, most of the kids offer their condolences. Momochi offers his phone number.
* Mizuiro from [[Bleach]] is known to be able to get women ''much older'' than him fawning over him with pretty much the snap of a finger. How many guys can you name that while in their teen years, can go with their girlfriend, who is an older woman, and ''nine of her friends'', to Hawaii for the entire Summer vacation? [[James Bond]], eat your heart out.
* In ''[[Tenchi Muyo!]],'' Tenchi has several adult women flirting with him, including two who seriously want his love (who is how serious about having him, though, is one of many things that changes from version to version.) One is even a distant relative of his ([[Deliberate Values Dissonance|that's just how Juraians roll]], as she explained.) He's about fifteen. Of course, that's just going on the ages they look. A lot of the cast can measure their ages in three or four digits - which actually may explain it. What's 15 vs 18 mean to you when your kid sister is the [[Trope Namer]] for [[Really Seven Hundred Years Old]]? ''[[Tenchi Muyo! GXP]]'' is the same with its protagonist, Seina, who appears even younger than Tenchi.
* A young Romano in ''[[Axis Powers Hetalia]]'' is only willing to learn enough Spanish to demand kisses from Belgium and the Queen of Spain. Once Belgium takes him up on it, however, he finds himself at a total loss.
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== Films -- Live Action ==
* The 1995 Larry Clark film ''[[Kids]]'' is about a 17-year-old Casanova who specializes in virgins. After his last conquest (13-years-old) discovers she's HIV-positive, she decides he has to be stopped before he passes [[Unusual Euphemism|the gift that keeps on giving]] on to another girl.
* In ''[[Don Juan Demarco]]'', the titular character claims to have discovered his vocation ''very'' early in life. He committed his first act of peeping-tomfoolery before he was old enough to walk.
* In ''Tadpole,'' Oscar is a Sartre-quoting genius that firmly believes in [[Not Growing Up Sucks]] as he's 15, but wants to be 40, has zero interest in girls his age for [[What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?|actually being his age,]] [[Nerds Are Sexy|turns on and even sleeps with]] [[Growing Up Sucks|his step-mom's]] [[Bebe Neuwirth|best friend]] and all the while crushes on [[Sigourney Weaver|his]] [[Hot Mom|Hot Step-Mom]] [[What Does She See in Him?|that seems wasted on his dad.]] He'd be an [[Insufferable Genius]] and [[The Scrappy]] had he not be so hilariously bad at trying to look mature like using dog hair as sideburns and trying to keep the secret of said sexual encounter from coming out said step-mom's friend's [[Bottle Fairy|loose lips]] though he [[Character Development|does get better and re-connect with the previously mentioned girl his age]] after she starts reading Sartre, too.
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== Video Games ==
* Zidane from ''[[Final Fantasy IX]]'' is 16 years old, and even though his love interest Garnet shares his age, he hits on much older women as well. In ''[[Dissidia Final Fantasy]]'' he hits on [[Final Fantasy XI|Shantotto]], who, while tiny, is somewhere in her ''30s''.
* Nils Lutefisk from ''[[Psychonauts]]'' is one of these. He claims it's because his parents let him watch R-rated movies.
* Roy from ''[[Fire Emblem]] 6'' is just fifteen years old, but he can have up to ''six'' possible love interests: his gorgeous ex-teacher, his childhood friend, a cheery [[Lethal Chef]], a silent female nomad, a cute mercenary girl and a shy half-human, half-dragon shaman girl.
** From ''[[Fire Emblem]] 8'', we have Ewan. This redheaded, cheery magic student can't be older than 15, but he can date and eventually marry Amelia, a sweet girl who's at least two or three years older than he is.
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** Ferb doesn't have nearly as much success as [[Butt Monkey]], Baljeet. So far, he has gone on a romantic cruise with his childhood friend Mishti, actually kissed a female friend named Wendy (who seemed to like it), and managed to unwittingly become the crush of Fireside Girl Ginger.
* Jonesy in ''[[Sixteen|6teen]]'' is one of these, but he fails to get the girls just as much as he fails to get a stable job.
** He got Nikki, didn't he?
* [[James Bond Jr.]]. seems to have learned more than just fighting skills from his uncle.
* In the ''[[Tiny Toon Adventures]]'' episode "Prom-ise Her Anything" Dizzy is this combined with [[Mars Needs Women]] and manages to snag a grown human woman as a date.
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