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{{quote| ''"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"''}}
 
''Kindergarten Cop'' is one of [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]]'s earlier comedic roles, following his comedy debut in ''[[Twins]]''.
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* [[From the Mouths of Babes]]: The one kid in the class who keeps saying "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina..."
** What about the twin girls?!
{{quote| '''Twin Girls''' (in unison): Our mom says our dad's a real sex machine.}}
* [[Generic Cop Badges]]: When Kimble arrests Cullen in the beauty salon, he is not wearing a uniform. It's a total win for reality that the security guards ''call his badge in'' to verify its authenticity.
* [[Good Is Not Nice]]: Kimble, until the kids soften him up.
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* [[Hero Insurance]]: Kimble evidently took out a bit of this due to his being an undercover cop.
** It does not matter if the Dad was abusing his wife and son - Kimble ''[[Crowning Moment of Awesome|punches him, unprovoked, in front of students and teachers]]''. He ''should'' have been suspended for behavior unbecoming of a school teacher. On the other hand, he's not really a teacher then, and he does release the man of his own accord.
*** There's also that pretty much everyone present, including the school principal, agreed with Kimble that said dude's face really needed a good punching. Kinda hard to have successful disciplinary action if the convening authority is sympathetic to the defendant ''and'' all the witnesses mysteriously had the sun in their eyes.
* [[Kick the Son of a Bitch|Hit The Son Of A Bitch]]: This term is used in regards to Kimble decking the abusive father of one of his students.
* [[Large Ham]]: The titular character himself.
* [[Mr. Exposition]]: Cindy. The girl is a "Miss Exposition" delivering a very quick setup at the very beginning as the [[Red Shirt|guy]] pushes [[He Knows Too Much|her]] into the hiding place - he already knows what he's going to tell Cullen so there's really no reason she should be saying this to him [[Tropes Are Tools|except to fill the audience in]].
{{quote| '''Girl:''' I mean his wife took his kid and a couple of million...}}
* [[Mood Whiplash]]: The principal pretends to throw a punch herself, still bathing in the afterglow of John beating the crap out of the abusive father. It's a cute and funny scene and oh holy shit, did they just cut to a ''corpse's face?!'' The juxtaposition is jarring, to say the least.
** There's also the genuine joy on Crisp's face when he sees his son for the first time in ages, a stark contrast to the bastard we've been seeing throughout the film. Then the mood switches again later when he points a gun to his own son's head and any sympathy he got from you before flies out the window.
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** And don't forget the ending of the movie, which is {{spoiler|Kimble's showdown with Cullen, which includes him kidnapping poor Dominic and Kimble going after him.}}
* [[Real Men Hate Sugar]]: John Kimble is visibly gargling at the taste of the sweet fruit jelly that the orderlies fed him as he lies bedridden in hospital. His visiting partner Phoebe [[Lampshade Hanging|points this out]] to the nurse.
{{quote| '''Phoebe:''' Nah, he doesn't wanna eat that. He's a tough guy. Tough guys don't eat jello.}}
** They fed him Jello, never mind the fact that ''his arms worked just fine''.
* [[Red Shirt]]: Danny, the informant at the start of the film.
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