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=== This is a list of silly, or [[Just for Fun]] wild mass guesses for the series ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]'', such as "[[Running Gag|Sora is a Time Lord]]." Serious WMGs go on one of the two [[Kingdom Hearts/WMG/Open One
== The real reason Sora defeated Xemnas... ==
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Think about it...
The caused the worlds destruction previously, they lead little kids into fates worse than death, have the power to literally tear the earth in two, and combine together to form a more powerful weapon. And EVERYONE is obsessed with getting their hands on one.
== Square Enix will buy out Atlus and
Should this happen, multiple things could happen:
One: Sora's keyblade will temporarily turn into a Persona, and will then be available as a summon later in the game.
Two: The inverse of Option One: With Sora around, the Persona user's Personas will be transmogrified into Keyblades and the Shadows will be replaced by heartless.
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Four: Sora will mistake the Persona 3 MC for Zexion, and hilarity ensues
Five: Sora will get mixed up with Yosuke in a Prince and the Pauper-esque plotline
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== DiZ is a Nobody ==
In Kingdom Hearts 1 there's a part of the game where you can go into the lab under the castle in Radiant Garden/Hollow Bastion. In it, there's 6 containers glowing pink. A heartless is made from a heart with no body that can walk around. There were 6
== Larxene is Malificent's Nobody ==
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Just before revolting against the Patriots, Liquid killed the real Simba and made his body into a costume in order to gain control of the Pride Lands and use trained lions to defend Shadow Moses Island. Until Sora and Co. arrived, he was in a deadlock over how to overthrow Scar and take the throne, which is why he moped around with Timon and Pumbaa for as long as he did; having done enough research to understand who the Keybearer was and why he was so important, he knew that Sora and the Keyblade gave him the opportunity he needed, and used him to defeat Scar. His reluctance to act against Scar's ghost was for similar reasons. The lion army didn't pan out in the end, but impersonating Simba gave Liquid the idea to do the same for Master Miller.
== Mortimer Mouse and Oswald the Lucky Rabbit will appear in
The two of them will probably become followers of Maleficent, alongside Pete, another one of King Mickey's old rivals/adversaries, in an attempt to get back at the Boat-Boy King for banishing them as well.
* So, we're putting a bit of Epic Mickey into the mix?
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== Xion is Yamanaka Ino from ''Naruto''. ==
Or, well, any other manga series with a female character by that name. There's an anime verse similar to the Disneyverse of the first two Kingdom Hearts series, and Xion acts as a go-between for the mangaverse and the Disney/FF
== Xion is Ion from [[Tales of the Abyss]] ==
Specifically, one of his clones, this one an [[Opposite
** or she could be a Nobody of Sync. Since Sync was a replica of Ion Xion kept Ion's name as the name of her original. Also they both end up {{spoiler|trying to destroy the very thing that caused their existence, Sync the seventh fonon and Xion Roxas.}}
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== Maleficent is actually Precia Testarossa from ''[[Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha]]''. ==
After {{spoiler|falling into the abyss}} at the end of ''Nanoha'', she wound up in the Radiant Garden. When she found out it wasn't Al-Hazred, she furiously transformed it into Hollow Bastion, an echo of the Garden of Time, and started trying to use the power of Kingdom Hearts to actually get to Alhazred. I mean, come
** Unlikely; Maleficent seems far more sane than what we saw of Precia.
** How does the original [[Sleeping Beauty (Disney film)|Sleeping Beauty]] Disney movie factor into this? What would Testarossa want with King Stefan's kingdom?
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As for Earth itself, it's most likely that it is what would eventually become End of the World. The Yamiko had intimate ties to Japan to the point of even mirroring it with the Yami-gaia and as such, most likely would not willingly choose to completely destroy it. It also explains why they have a particular world if they constantly snuff out other worlds just from their presence.
** Given that the Kingdom Hearts is the multiverse where every Disney and Final Fantasy world is stored, the true beginning of the Kingdom Hearts is either [[Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (Disney film)|Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs]]}} (the first Disney animated movie) or ''Final Fantasy'' (the first Final Fantasy game).
*** Why not all three? Chaos does something that causes... whatever the rest of the excuse plot is, and it's revealed to the player that Kingdom Hearts is just a very well concealed Sailor Nothing alternate universe fic.
**** You mean like... [[Dissidia Final Fantasy|kill off most of the heroes, and then their worlds,]] with some of them escaping (Cloud, Squall) Some getting reborn (Tidus) and most just ending up being forgotten in the annals of time?
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== The Kingdom Hearts series is Sora's hallucination. ==
The entire series is one big hallucination made up by Sora. {{spoiler|1=This explains why Sora isn't going to be in any of the games beyond I, KH:CoM, and II.}}
* The first part of KHI, "Awakening", was all a dream by Sora. An honest-to-God dream. End of story.
* The Destiny Islands section happens '''until Riku throws Sora the papou fruit.''' Sora then eats the papou fruit, which turned out to be ''drugged by Riku.''
* The entirety of KHI is simply a hallucination by Sora. This is why Sora is always good, Kairi is the damsel in distress (being his love interest), and Riku is bad (being Sora's rival for Kairi.) This is also why he gets her heart. The Disney characters are all in the game as those were Sora's favorite movies/shows as a child. Mickey was Sora's third favorite for some reason, Donald and Goofy being his first and second. He somewhat likes Chip and Dale (which is how they turn up as Gummi Ship engineers), but he doesn't care about the other classical Disney characters, and so they get no plot significance. He also plays Final Fantasy games. Ansem was some sort of odd thing made up by his mind.
* During KH:CoM, Sora falls into a coma. This causes the distortion of "the worlds", making Organization XIII exist. Assumably, Organization XIII is based off of real-life people that we do not ever hear about (with the exceptions of Xemnas=Riku, Roxas=Sora, and Namine=Kairi.) As he falls deeper into his coma, he forgets more and more, thus creating the memory-forgetting magic of Castle Oblivion. Sora is deepest in his coma when Namine puts him to "sleep."
* Riku somehow assists in getting Sora out of his coma in the real world. His mind,
* To answer Sora's somewhat prophetic question from the beginning of his dream sequence in
== Mystery Mold is an extremely powerful drug. ==
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** The Papou fruit thing would probably just result in a loop. Delayed loop, but loop nonetheless...
** Or maybe something else...instead, Sora winds up giving a [[Heroic Sacrifice]].
*** Nah, he's already done that once. Given all the Christian symbolism, it's very doubtful he'd do that again. "Christ, once dead, dies no more." What does make sense is some kind of parallel to the Battle of
**** For some who find Sora's actions less than acceptable (murder of people who look and act like people without any qualms) this would be extremely... Distastefull.
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And the whole Cloud and Aerith scene at the Hollow Bastion is a variation on the scene Cid recited in FFVII.
** [[Wild Wild West (film)|Kingdom Hearts is a crippled Southern mad scientist formerly known to be a midget?]]
== Saix was Darcia from ''[[Wolf's Rain]]''. ==
Darcia has blue hair, a wolf's eye, and was already unhinged, which supports the idea that Nobodies resemble their Somebodies. However, {{spoiler|turning himself into a wolf}} was directly responsible for turning him ''[[Ax Crazy]]'' as well and causing the deaths of {{spoiler|almost all of the protagonists.}} After he died {{spoiler|by getting zapped out of existence}}, there was obviously no
Since the wolves in ''Wolf's Rain'' gain the most energy during the full moon, and Darcia went [[Ax Crazy]] during his first and only full moon as a wolf, Saix's rages during those times are a residual memory of that. The scar on his face is reminiscent of Tsume's chest scar, as Tsume was {{spoiler|the last of the protagonists he managed to kill}}. (But since X's aren't the most complicated shape, that's up for debate.) Furthermore, "Saix" without the X is a phonetic anagram for the last half of "Darcia". Considering that both Saix and Darcia are homicidal maniacs, I don't think they'd care whether their names are proper anagrams of each other.
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* Don't do drugs, kids. Only [[Mind Screw|rambling madness]] can come of it.
== Chibi [[Final Fantasy X
* This is the ONLY way in my mind to justify Auron and the gullwings exsisting in the same univierse as they do.
** They could be clones, too. Or time travelers.
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** Sora's mother is [[Squirrel Girl]].
** Sora's mother is [[High School Musical|Gabriella Montez]].
* What if Sora's mother is/was Larxene before she became a nobody? We don't know what his mother looks like, and we don't know where Larxene (along with the other Org. XIII members who weren't apprentices) came from originally. After all, Larxene is a fairly new member of the Organization in KH:CoM, which happens a good while after the islands were destroyed by the heartless. In that case, Sora's mother, Lanere (or something...), was ambushed and harvested by Heartless amidst the chaos, and as it's not too much of a stretch to assume that Sora's mother would be strong-willed, she could have become a Nobody. Alright fellow Tropers, the long-winded guess is almost over! Somewhere between losing her humanity (and memory apparently...although some of them may still have been there given her comment on how having a heart was "painful") and KH:CoM, she is discovered and taken to the Organization by Xigbar, where she is given a new name and taught to use her powers. In 358/2 Days, she seems to resent Roxas for no adequately explained reason, then gradually grows to acknowledge his skills. Could this be because he reminds her of repressed memories of her son (and possibly husband, not Sora but whoever the obligatorily absent father happense to be...)?
** Adding the WMG below to the mix would explain just why Larxene behaves the way she does. Sora can have a quick temper occasionally, a trait that he may have inherited from his mother. She was simply better at repressing it, along with her cynicism and sometimes hyper attitude (although the latter could be a side effect of her affinity with lightning magic)
** If Larxene's Somebody is Sora's mother, then this troper has a weird idea that makes Marluxia's Somebody his [[Luke, I Am Your Father|father.]] Mommy and Daddy lost almost all of their memories when they became Nobodies and created a plot to overthrow the Organization with help from Axel, which was really just a giant misguided attempt to get their son back. The reason Sora couldn't recognize his parents (assuming their Nobodies at least vaguely resemble them) is because of [[Mind Screw|Castle Oblivion]]. After Larxene and Marluxia were defeated by Sora, their hearts were rejoined with their bodies and they returned to Destiny Islands, where they were reunited with their son after ''[[Kingdom Hearts II|KHII]]''. They lost their memories from the time they were Nobodies, and Sora doesn't know it was them. But maybe one day, he'll put two and two together and realize that if you rearrange the names of his parents and throw in an "X", they spell out "Larxene" and "Marluxia". But Sora isn't the [[Idiot Hero|brightest crayon in the box]], so I doubt anybody will ever know.
* For an alternate school of thought, what if Sora was the son of [[Final Fantasy VI|Celes Chere]]?
* Alternate alternate, what about Ellone? She's got the wibbly wobbly memory time magic stuff that could also explain a bit of how Namine got her powers, and depending on how much older she is than Squall, she could be early-to-mid thirties. Plus she's the one I can immediately think of as good with kids. That leaves the question of Sora's dad up in the air, but it's still a theory.
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* It's even worse than that. Cloud was ''21'' in Final Fantasy VII, not 25, and Aerith was 22. Which would make Kingdom Hearts/Advent Children Cloud ''23.''
** ... '''[[Brain Bleach]] is required.'''
* It will be revealed in ''Birth By Sleep'' that Aerith and Cloud are, in fact, related to
** Much as this Cloud/Tifa shipper would love that, SE isn't going to make anything canon there. They're scared, and rightly so.
** I would * love* to see this happen just so I can witness the apocalyptic shitstorm it would trigger.
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== Kingdom Hearts and all its sequels are really just stories ==
So, Sora had this weird dream one night, the opening of
== Kingdom Hearts is the Nasu-Verse Holy Grail ==
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== The [[Kingdom Hearts]] verse is a level of [[The Dark Tower]] ==
I can't be the only Trope who'se thought of this. Kingdom Hearts is the "heart of all worlds," and {{spoiler|takes many different forms in different worlds.}} [[The Hero]], last of an ancient warrior of knights, must make his way across the multiverse, trying to thwart the villain and save the worlds from being consumed by darkness/Discordia. Parts of the multiverse are falling apart every second, and the villain wants nothing more than to control the center of the universe
* [[Birth By Sleep]] can be seen as the KH version of the Battle of Jericho Hill, the point at which the world seriously began to move on...which, like in [[The Dark Tower]], wasn't revealed to the audience until a good number of installments later.
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== This will happen before a confrontation with Maleficent... ==
{{quote|'''Sora''': Die monster, You don't belong in these worlds!
'''Maleficent''': It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by, [[Humans Are
'''Sora''': Tribute? You steal men's hearts, and make them your slaves!<br />
'''Maleficent''': Perhaps the same could be said of all organizations.<br />
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...and [[Tomato in the Mirror|Sora, Kairi, and Riku are the denizens of the internet.]]
* The voice Sora hears is [[
* That theory is the sh*t!
* So wait. Where would ''coded'' fit in that?
==
* {{spoiler|1=Kingdom Hearts I/II = Kingdom Key L/D. Chain/Days = Oblivion/Oathkeeper. [[Oh Crap|Birth = X-Blade.]] "coded"/KH3 = Fenrir/Omega/Ultima Weapon.}}
** {{spoiler|[[Fridge Brilliance|Or]], Nintendo was using a [[Jerkass Facade]] to protect Sony from Square! By cutting Sony out of the deal to create a CD drive add-on for the SNES and instead developing [[So Bad It's Horrible (Darth Wiki)|god-awful]] video games with Phillips, the two companies would be separated. Unfortunately, due to Sony being [[Locked Out of the Loop]], it [[PlayStation|backfired]] [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero|in Nintendo's face]].}}
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== Sora is a (re)incarnation of [[Kid Icarus|Pit]] ==
Compare Pit's appearance in [[Super Smash Bros.|Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] to Sora's.
== Ven is a descendant of Raz from [[Psychonauts]]. ==
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* Crow -> Sephiroth
== Nobodies' names when they were Others
We have the canon ones, like:
* Xemnas is Ansem
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** Alternatively, Lumaria.
== Dalmatians don't appear again in
It all makes sense now. All those nobodies that appear after you defeat him are the Dalmatian's nobodies.
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== Ienzo's parents died in the Keyblade War, one for Light and one for Darkness. ==
* The Darkness that practically spewed from one of his parents embedded itself in Ienzo, which was why he was the first apprentice to fall to Xehanort and the
== Heartless are all Yandere. ==
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== [[Deadpool]] will be a party member in ''III''. ==
We already know that Disney owns Marvel and that Wade is prone to all sorts of [[Fourth Wall]] shenanigans. Who's to say that Deadpool, already aware of his status as a fictional character, doesn't just cross over to the ''KH'' universe and pop up out of nowhere? He would probably chew out Sora & co. (and the player) with no discretion and then alter the coding of the game ''just'' so that he can tag along with you. He could also serve as this [[Cloudcuckoolander|very]] [[Talkative Loon|zany]] [[Audience Surrogate]] who brings up (and complains about) the same things most of us fans do (i.e. [[Ship-to-Ship Combat|shipping wars]], [[Epileptic Trees|odd theories]], [[Kudzu Plot|overly complex plot threads]], [[Franchise Zombie|how it took 7-9 games to finish up a saga]], [[What Happened to the Mouse?|the location of]] [[Invisible Parents|Sora's parents]], etc.). While he wouldn't be integral to the overall story, having Mr. Wilson in your party during key events/cutscenes would result in [[Moment Killer|Deadpool ruining the mood and halting the progression of the plot]] to lampshade it. It would be ''[[Hilarity Ensues|priceless]]''.
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The Keyblade is the same as the ASHPD, a unique device that lets its user travel between worlds/different areas. The similarity is undeniable when you see Sora and Terra opening portals between worlds with the Keyblade. The realm of light is similar to the test chambers, all sparkling white and clean. The realm of darkness is similar to the hidden corridors of Aperture Science, where Ratman skulks in the shadows. Which brings us to the characters...
Sora is clearly an analogue of Chell. Both are determined, relentless heroes that wield a unique weapon. Both are somewhat static characters - they don't change much in personality over the course of the story, and they are both unwaveringly good. At the end of Kingdom Hearts, Sora defeats Ansem, Seeker of Darkness and is eventually placed in stasis after [[
But Sora and Chell don't succeed all by themselves. Throughout their adventures there was another brave adventurer assisting them in their journey, a person who traveled not the same path but a parallel path. For Sora, it was King Mickey/Riku in the realm of darkness, while for Chell, it was Doug Rattmann. Their roles between the main games are especially similar. Riku helped move and protect Sora while Sora was sleeping for a year, and Rattmann patched Chell's stasis chamber into the reserve power grid, ensuring her survival.
But it is the character of [[
The obvious question is: which story came first? One of the games is a [[Future Imperfect]] retelling of the true events of the other game. It is most probable that Portal is the true story and Kingdom Hearts is the retelling. Legends tend to become grander over time, and the story of an insane wizard trying to destroy the universe is far more grandiose than the story of a rogue A.I. running a test facility. Kingdom Hearts has many more characters, and the Disney characters especially are not necessary, strictly speaking, to the main plot. Portal's story is more realistic - an A.I. surviving several deaths is more sensible than a person doing so. Besides, Portal's story is quite comical, while Kingdom Hearts' is far more serious. Thus, Portal was the original story, and over the years it was expanded on and retold before it finally made its way to Tetsuya Nomura.
If this theory is true, then there are implications for the futures of both franchises, although Nomura's story may deviate from the source material. The original Xehanort and the original [[
The co-op campaign of Portal 2 could provide clues to Xehanort's actions in Kingdom Hearts 3D, which seems to involve co-op elements. Portal 2's co-op mode concludes with the discovery of hundreds of test subjects in stasis. Xehanort, if he wants to start a Keyblade War, needs Keyblade wielders, so Kingdom Hearts 3D may involve finding them. It is noteworthy that Portal 2's co-op does NOT involve Chell and is about one of [[
Although Kingdom Hearts is an adaptation and not a straight retelling, the similarities between it and Portal are impossible to ignore. Recognizing these parallels can provide hints to the futures of both franchises, so Kingdom Hearts III and Portal 3 (if they ever get made) should confirm that the two stories are really one and the same.
== Larxine is related to Volgan of [[Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater]] ==
Both are sadistic, are perfectly willing to backstab their own men, use a similar weapon (blades for Larxine, bullets for Volgan between the fingers) have lovely slasher smiles, are blonde, keep close company with effeminate men, have no sense of personal space and lighting powers.
== Sora and Ven are [[Ridiculously-Human Robots]] Created by Joel Dawson of [[Bonus Stage]] Fame ==
Either The Final boss or Secret Ending of Dream Drop Distance will have a [[Robotic Reveal]] with the Real Savior being Terra's Younger Brother [[Toy Story (franchise)||Andy Davis]] aka [[Doctor Who|The Doctor]]
* And Xehanort is the Prototype Clone of Joel himself that was supposed to be released in episode 200, but with the {{spoiler|Erasure of the Series}}, he Activated immediately and set every last event in the Kingdom Hearts Universe and the Whoniverse in Motion... {{spoiler|yeah, thanks a lot, Phil}}
** It Turns out it was Because [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] somehow Imagined the [[Anthropomorphic Personification]] Of Extinction and Erasure in an attempt to escape {{spoiler|another Decemberween with Mrs. Marzipan and her Latest Husband, [[Robot Chicken]] Executive Producer/Kingdom Hearts Concept Artist of America Seth Green}} but it might be Jossed with this and the Time War being a part of Joel's Ultamate{{spoiler|ly Successful}} Scheme to Absorb every work of fiction {{spoiler|along with every living creature that had ever existed in any point in time}} into his Virtual Environment.
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