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== The real reason Sora defeated Xemnas... ==

Think about it...

The caused the worlds destruction previously, they lead little kids into fates worse than death, have the power to literally tear the earth in two, and combine together to form a more powerful weapon. And EVERYONE is obsessed with getting their hands on one.

Should this happen, multiple things could happen:

One: Sora's keyblade will temporarily turn into a Persona, and will then be available as a summon later in the game.

Two: The inverse of Option One: With Sora around, the Persona user's Personas will be transmogrified into Keyblades and the Shadows will be replaced by heartless.

Four: Sora will mistake the Persona 3 MC for Zexion, and hilarity ensues

Five: Sora will get mixed up with Yosuke in a Prince and the Pauper-esque plotline

* But Sora never met Zexion (except in Final Mix). Riku did, so maybe he'll meet him?

 

 

== Larxene is Malificent's Nobody ==

Just before revolting against the Patriots, Liquid killed the real Simba and made his body into a costume in order to gain control of the Pride Lands and use trained lions to defend Shadow Moses Island. Until Sora and Co. arrived, he was in a deadlock over how to overthrow Scar and take the throne, which is why he moped around with Timon and Pumbaa for as long as he did; having done enough research to understand who the Keybearer was and why he was so important, he knew that Sora and the Keyblade gave him the opportunity he needed, and used him to defeat Scar. His reluctance to act against Scar's ghost was for similar reasons. The lion army didn't pan out in the end, but impersonating Simba gave Liquid the idea to do the same for Master Miller.

 

The two of them will probably become followers of Maleficent, alongside Pete, another one of King Mickey's old rivals/adversaries, in an attempt to get back at the Boat-Boy King for banishing them as well.

* So, we're putting a bit of Epic Mickey into the mix?

 

== Xehanort is [[Samurai Jack|Aku]] ==

 

The first game has Sora in Destiny Islands, in the past. But when Xehanort attacks him and it fails, he places him to Traverse Town, in the future.

The third game still has Xehanort hidden and not defeated like Aku is.

 

* That's... rather frightening, when you consider what Xion is, and that I actually had a KH/Higurashi [[Fusion Fic]] (that was very, very quickly aborted, due to being fundamentally wrong on all known levels of existence) that cast Sora as Shion (SEE WHY I ABORTED IT!?) and Xion herself as Rena.

 

== Xion is Yamanaka Ino from ''Naruto''. ==

 

== Xion is Ion from [[Tales of the Abyss]] ==

** or she could be a Nobody of Sync. Since Sync was a replica of Ion Xion kept Ion's name as the name of her original. Also they both end up {{spoiler|trying to destroy the very thing that caused their existence, Sync the seventh fonon and Xion Roxas.}}

 

 

== Maleficent is actually Precia Testarossa from ''[[Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha]]''. ==

** Unlikely; Maleficent seems far more sane than what we saw of Precia.

* Pretty much [[Jossed]] by ''Birth By Sleep''. Maleficent was a regular ol' evil sorceress who learned of the power of the Heartless and decided it sounded like a nice, easy path to ultimate power. She's a power-hungry witch seeking to rule over all creation; Precia was a previously-good sorceress who went dangerously psycho after {{spoiler|losing her daughter}}.

 

The similarities between the Yamiko and the Heartless are too great to ignore. Both are created by artificial means, both represent the dark side of a person's heart, both are easily dispatched by untrained young kids given extraordinary abilities from without. It's mentioned specifically in ''Sailor Nothing'' that the creation of Yamiko can be done through all sorts of means and the "Super Yamiko" show that they can be completely monstrous in form, with it being their natural evolution over time accelerated. The existence of the Yami-gaia itself also shows that inanimate objects (and, perhaps, even the air surrounding them) can be made into a dark version of itself, making it entirely possible that sentient creatures could potentially be created from non-living objects. It's also obvious that these buildings were capable of mutating over time, judging by how it had changed to a mirror of modern Japan instead of remaining the same as it was the couple centuries prior when it was first created.

 

 

With these similarities in mind, it stands to reason that the Yamiko were the very first Heartless. Neither the Yamiko nor their dimension were truly destroyed, but instead sealed away (becoming the Realm of Darkness). Due to the power void left behind, they all mutated into "Dark Generals" over time, but had no regular humans with which to create more Yamiko from. Experimentation lead to them creating the most basic type of Heartless from the only thing they had which wasn't already a corruption: air. This is the same substance that Ansem created a Heartless from many years later and also explains how there can be millions and millions of them in spite of a lack of population. More experimentation lead to the discovery of pathways to other worlds, allowing them to move around in their search for victims. However, their effectiveness would be next to nothing due to their lack of both intelligence and overarching goals.

 

As for Earth itself, it's most likely that it is what would eventually become End of the World. The Yamiko had intimate ties to Japan to the point of even mirroring it with the Yami-gaia and as such, most likely would not willingly choose to completely destroy it. It also explains why they have a particular world if they constantly snuff out other worlds just from their presence.

*** Why not all three? Chaos does something that causes... whatever the rest of the excuse plot is, and it's revealed to the player that Kingdom Hearts is just a very well concealed Sailor Nothing alternate universe fic.

**** You mean like... [[Dissidia Final Fantasy|kill off most of the heroes, and then their worlds,]] with some of them escaping (Cloud, Squall) Some getting reborn (Tidus) and most just ending up being forgotten in the annals of time?

== Zexion is actually a mob boss. ==

His own bio specifically states he "hates to dirty his own hands", he's manipulative and hatches many an evil scheme in an underground basement, and he always hangs around with a guy who's twice his size and vaguely resembles a bodyguard. If that doesn't scream "Godfather", I don't know what does.

** Not to mention that his Other's name (Ienzo) is really Italian-sounding

 

== The Kingdom Hearts series is Sora's hallucination. ==

* The first part of KHI, "Awakening", was all a dream by Sora. An honest-to-God dream. End of story.

* The Destiny Islands section happens '''until Riku throws Sora the papou fruit.''' Sora then eats the papou fruit, which turned out to be ''drugged by Riku.''

* The entirety of KHI is simply a hallucination by Sora. This is why Sora is always good, Kairi is the damsel in distress (being his love interest), and Riku is bad (being Sora's rival for Kairi.) This is also why he gets her heart. The Disney characters are all in the game as those were Sora's favorite movies/shows as a child. Mickey was Sora's third favorite for some reason, Donald and Goofy being his first and second. He somewhat likes Chip and Dale (which is how they turn up as Gummi Ship engineers), but he doesn't care about the other classical Disney characters, and so they get no plot significance. He also plays Final Fantasy games. Ansem was some sort of odd thing made up by his mind.

* During KH:CoM, Sora falls into a coma. This causes the distortion of "the worlds", making Organization XIII exist. Assumably, Organization XIII is based off of real-life people that we do not ever hear about (with the exceptions of Xemnas=Riku, Roxas=Sora, and Namine=Kairi.) As he falls deeper into his coma, he forgets more and more, thus creating the memory-forgetting magic of Castle Oblivion. Sora is deepest in his coma when Namine puts him to "sleep."

 

== Mystery Mold is an extremely powerful drug. ==

It's the ultimate [[Vendor Trash]] in the series (9999 Munny!) but Sora can't use or craft anything out of it in its unrefined state. The light and likely Disney-approved version states that it's probably used for medical applications that don't apply to Sora. The twisted dark notion (and not too far of a jump) is that it's a highly addictive hallucinogen. Or both!

** Or it is a drug. [[Fridge Brilliance|And it caused the previous WMG.]]

 

** The Papou fruit thing would probably just result in a loop. Delayed loop, but loop nonetheless...

** Or maybe something else...instead, Sora winds up giving a [[Heroic Sacrifice]].

**** For some who find Sora's actions less than acceptable (murder of people who look and act like people without any qualms) this would be extremely... Distastefull.

 

* She has the p-p-p-poker face too.

 

Which explains why some of the characters who died in various ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' games are alive in this one. Many of those who didn't had [[Faux Death]] scenes in their original games - it could be that they actually died in those games, spent some time on the Farplane and were somehow resurrected, allowing each game to continue. Wakka is really {{spoiler|his brother Chappu}} who very wisely decided that {{spoiler|being surrounded by kids on Destiny Islands, it would not be a good idea to have a name that ends in "poo" because of the obvious jokes arising from that, so he took his brother's identity}}. The characters' different appearances and ages are caused by wilful manipulation of their pyreflies. {{spoiler|Tidus, still suffering because he had to leave Yuna behind}} made himself return to an age when [[Girls Have Cooties|girls still had cooties]]. Yuffie is there because she's from the universe of someone who didn't buy the guide and therefore never unlocked her (similarly, the Gullwings - someone who failed to complete the game sealed their fate. Rikku and Yuna took on the fairy-like appearance and Paine grudgingly followed suit). Vincent isn't there because he's unsent. Tifa is still alive and took a quick trip to Guadosalam to visit her old friends on the Farplane, so only the ones she's thinking of at the time can see her. As for Cid? Who knows.

* Also, YRP could still be alive as they visit the Farplane at the end of their own game.

* What about the FF 8 characters (Squall, Selphie, Seifer & co., etc.)? All of them are very much alive by the end of that game. Ditto for Setzer.

 

== Kingdom Hearts is LOVELESS ==

 

And the whole Cloud and Aerith scene at the Hollow Bastion is a variation on the scene Cid recited in FFVII.

 

Since the wolves in ''Wolf's Rain'' gain the most energy during the full moon, and Darcia went [[Ax Crazy]] during his first and only full moon as a wolf, Saix's rages during those times are a residual memory of that. The scar on his face is reminiscent of Tsume's chest scar, as Tsume was {{spoiler|the last of the protagonists he managed to kill}}. (But since X's aren't the most complicated shape, that's up for debate.) Furthermore, "Saix" without the X is a phonetic anagram for the last half of "Darcia". Considering that both Saix and Darcia are homicidal maniacs, I don't think they'd care whether their names are proper anagrams of each other.

He's pissed because everyone's making cracks about him after the planet he shares a name with was "demoted" to "Plutoid." Somehow, he's going to get his vengence upon us all...

 

Let's face it, he's called the "Cloaked Schemer," and he prefers trickery and subterfuge to force. And it would explain why all the Organization members feel compelled to change their names....

** [[Memetic Mutation|Zac Efron is Zexion.]] [[Mind Screw|Or is Zexion Zac Efron?]]

 

== The Powerwilds and Bouncywilds are scheming to steal the entire universe's supply of bananas. ==

* Clearly, bananas must have hearts. Banana-flavored hearts.

** Or they're trying to turn [[Donkey Kong]] into a Heartless by stealing all the bananas in the worlds. Somehow. I dunno how, they just are!

* Don't do drugs, kids. Only [[Mind Screw|rambling madness]] can come of it.

 

* This is the ONLY way in my mind to justify Auron and the gullwings exsisting in the same univierse as they do.

** They could be clones, too. Or time travelers.

*** [[Squick|Ugh.]] No. Do Not Want. Do not defile the characters like that. Eleven-year-old boys should not be knocking anybody up, and I don't want to think of Squall like that. Besides, [[Fridge Logic|who would let a thirteen-year-old girl raise a child?]] They'd make her abort it or adopt it out. And furthermore, [[Insane Troll Logic|what would Rinoa be doing on the Destiny Islands? And if she were from a different world, wouldn't she have mentioned this to her son, who wasn't sure about the existence of other worlds if I remember correctly?]]

*** Ages of characters in Kingdom hearts aren't necessarily the same as the original game. It might not be inconcievable for Sora's mother to be a thirty-something Rinoa, but Leon couldn't be the father.

** Sora's mother is also [[Meet the Robinsons|Lewi]]'s mother.

** Sora's mother is also [[Up|Russell]]'s mother.

** Sora's mother is secretly [[The Incredibles|Elasti-girl]].

** Sora's mother is [[Your Mom|your mother.]]

** Sora's mother is [[Squirrel Girl]].

** Sora's mother is [[High School Musical|Gabriella Montez]].

** Adding the WMG below to the mix would explain just why Larxene behaves the way she does. Sora can have a quick temper occasionally, a trait that he may have inherited from his mother. She was simply better at repressing it, along with her cynicism and sometimes hyper attitude (although the latter could be a side effect of her affinity with lightning magic)

* Alternate alternate, what about Ellone? She's got the wibbly wobbly memory time magic stuff that could also explain a bit of how Namine got her powers, and depending on how much older she is than Squall, she could be early-to-mid thirties. Plus she's the one I can immediately think of as good with kids. That leaves the question of Sora's dad up in the air, but it's still a theory.

 

== Sora's parents are [[Sat AM Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic and Sally]]. ==

 

== ''[[South Park]]'' Mickey Mouse is ''Kingdom Hearts'' Mickey's Heartless. ==

 

== Pooh's storybook is a portable version of the [[Thursday Next|Prose Portal]]. ==

 

 

== The Keyblades are really [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|AT-Field]]s ==

Ansem-Riku's black Keyblade was, of course, an anti-AT Field, the Heartless are made of LCL, and Kingdom Hearts itself is [[Instrumentality]].

** I now know, without a doubt, that [[Kingdom Hearts]]... [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|IS]] [[Memetic Mutation|TANG!!!]]

 

 

== Radiant Garden/Hollow Bastion is our world in the future. ==

 

== The events of Reverse/Rebirth, Kingdom Hearts II, and 358/2 days have not happened. ==

Side-notes: Roxas never existed, as Sora was a heartless for such little time that he returned to his body, and no Nobody was made. Xion also never existed, a being of pure fabrication by Namine. Namine herself, though she does not wish to be, is the 13th member. Zexion and Lexaeus are still alive, as they never actually fought Riku. Axel, Xemnas, Xigbar, Xaldin, Demyx, Luxord, and Sai'x are also still alive, as KH II didn't happen. Namine is alive too, of course. Vexen, Larxene, and Marluxia are still dead, though. Donald and Goofy are NOT in pods. I always interpreted the Donald and Goofy from Chain of Memories to be solely from Sora's memories. Donald and Goofy are still hanging out somewhere, desperately trying to find their friend and Key-bearer. Because DiZ doesn't really exist, we still don't know the true whereabouts of Ansem the Wise. Birth by Sleep may or may not be more of Namine's shenanigans, but the name sure sounds like it is. And Seifer does not, at least not yet, have undeniable proof that he totally owns lamers.

 

Detailing exactly ''how'' Mickey became "King" in the first place.

 

* It's even worse than that. Cloud was ''21'' in Final Fantasy VII, not 25, and Aerith was 22. Which would make Kingdom Hearts/Advent Children Cloud ''23.''

** ... '''[[Brain Bleach]] is required.'''

** Much as this Cloud/Tifa shipper would love that, SE isn't going to make anything canon there. They're scared, and rightly so.

** I would * love* to see this happen just so I can witness the apocalyptic shitstorm it would trigger.

 

How, you might ask? How could a Dove Of Peace / [[Actual Pacifist]] become the lightning-flinging sadist of Organization XIII? Simply enough: After a lifetime of striving towards peace and ultimately finding her path blocked, but governments or shadow governments or simply the violence inherent in mankind, Relena started to lose faith in her purpose. As we all know, losing faith is a prime moment of vulnerability for previously Lawful Good types, leading to an eventual [[Face Heel Turn]] after some major loss or tragedy in her life: Perhaps she and her brother made peace and then Milliardo was assassinated, or perhaps she finally found happiness with Heero only to have the resurgence of war result in his death. Whatever the case, Relena abandoned her old life and jumped at the chance to find a release from her pain: Her Nobody, Larxene inflicts pain on others to forget about the fact that she herself was once the most vulnerable of all. She may also recall just enough of her past for it to cause her anger (her 'malicious ways') and doubt (when she commented that it might be better if they didn't re-acquire their hearts). It also explains her particularly-vicious behavior towards Namine, who is very much like Relena was... or how a future-Relena might percieve herself to have been.

 

Also, their names match up. R-E-L-E-N-A = L-A-R-[X]-E-N-E.

 

They are described as beng born out of negative emotions and are the opposite of human life. The former is the exact same description TWEWY gives to the Noise. the latter makes ense because the Noise attack the dead and depress the living.

 

 

== Kingdom Hearts and all its sequels are really just stories ==

 

== Kingdom Hearts is the Nasu-Verse Holy Grail ==

 

 

Moreover, it's an Expy of Alara in the sense that the KH universe has multiple, separate worlds. For example:

* Deep Jungle in KH I could be Naya (just without all the cat-people, elves, and the gargantuans...).

This segues to...

 

 

It would explain why she {{spoiler|turned into crystal.}}

* Clearly. {{spoiler|And her focus was to be absorbed by Roxas.}}

 

== The story around the X-Blade is purely a setup for [[Sorax Riku]] Yaoi fanfictions. ==

** I suppose the easiest way to do that would be the cardboard tube method... And thanks to Rule34, an image of that now exists somewhere. If you'll excuse me, I need to go pray for Walt's forgiveness for the atrocity we have just committed.

 

Warning this theory is [[Continuity Porn]].

 

The connections between the worlds in the first game was in fact not the Heartless's doing but was because the multiverse was unstable restructured during the [[Infinite Crisis]]. Superboy Prime punching time caused the lingering threads of continuity between the worlds to form tangitable connections that Malificent and Ansem/Xenoheart exploited to access Kingdom Hearts which the world of the Monitor who has now been split into fifty-two seperate moniters.

 

 

The second game has a more stable multiverse so to Travel between universes Sora has to open gateway using the power of Access that is within the Keyblade. Unfortunately since he never received training as the old keyblade masters from Birth By Sleep he is doing so in such a haphazard manner that it has a ripple effect in the fabric of the multiverse resulting in strange behaviour and temporal paradoxes in the residence of the DC Universe these discrepancies are chronicalled in the [[Countdown to Final Crisis]].

* When the man emotes he always sounds too fake.

 

Both of them are cold and manipulative, good-looking {{spoiler|(not Master X, but his Heartless and Nobody for sure)}} and able to pull extremely complicate plans that usually involve destruction on a world-wide scale. Plus, we don't know what was Master X's past, nor Johan's status at the end of the novel Another Monster, so maybe... {{spoiler|if we consider that the KH fandom is expecting a [[Light Is Not Good]] [[Big Bad]] for KH 3...}}

** I've realized two things: use of dark corridors ''changes'' who uses them without being an Heartless or having an Organization coat. Just look at DiZ and his true identity. Now, look at the scene with a young Master Xehanort is looking at the sunset...{{spoiler|and the opening of Monster with Johan at the big white window...}}

 

== [[Kim Possible|Drakken]] is responsible for bringing the Disney and Final Fantasy 'verses together ==

** Does that mean that Middleton is going to be a world in [[KH 3 d]]?

 

 

== Demyx once had an unfortunate run-in with [[Captain EO]] ==

The only other place in the combined Disney-Squeenix universe you see hair like that is after the good Captain blasts everyone in the vicinity with magic 80s fashion lasers. Clearly Number IX was caught in the cross-fire.

 

They linger, though they do not belong in the world of the living, and they turn into monsters unless they have very strong wills, in which case they retain human form, but they envy living humans, and this tends to provoke them to evil, or at least despair.

 

Making Sora an alternate reality version of [[Kamen Rider Decade|Decade]].

 

Just look at those feet.

* What? I can't hear you! Sora's shoes are [[Incredibly Lame Pun|too loud]]!

 

== The [[Kingdom Hearts]] verse is a level of [[The Dark Tower]] ==

 

* [[Birth By Sleep]] can be seen as the KH version of the Battle of Jericho Hill, the point at which the world seriously began to move on...which, like in [[The Dark Tower]], wasn't revealed to the audience until a good number of installments later.

* It would be reasonable to suggest that the entire Disney [[The Multiverse|Multiverse]] exists along one of the beams of the Tower, and that [[Epic Mickey]] represents an attempt to break the beam.

 

 

== Master Xehanort has possesed Tetsuya Nomura. ==

* There is [[It Got Worse|another possibility]]: {{spoiler|Tetsyua Nomura ''is'' Master Xehanort.}}

* Yeah, I'm going with this from the reactions on this site's userspace and others. He is almost DEFINITELY trying to get us to kill each other.

 

Think about it. Ienzo/Zexion is wise beyond his years, but still one of the most evil members of the Organization. Elaus/Lexaus is the "strong, silent type".

 

Because they'd be the world's most [[Crossover Ship|awesome/sexy/badass]] [[Battle Couple]]. Search your feelings, you know this to be true!

 

== Master Xehanort needs to clear his throat. BADLY ==

 

== This will happen before a confrontation with Maleficent... ==

'''Sora''': Tribute? You steal men's hearts, and make them your slaves!<br />

'''Maleficent''': Perhaps the same could be said of all organizations.<br />

'''Maleficent''': Pete? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!" }}

* Actually, I prefer:

'''Sora''': [[Memetic Mutation|What, you say?]]<br />

'''Xehanort''': [[No One Could Survive That|You have no chance to survive.]] ''Make your time last.'' (Cue [[Evil Laugh|laughter]] from Xehanort) }}

 

== Cinderella Jaq's decendants will become Orcs. ==

 

== Kingdom Hearts is called the internet in [[Real Life]]. ==

 

* That theory is the sh*t!

* So wait. Where would ''coded'' fit in that?

 

* {{spoiler|1=Kingdom Hearts I/II = Kingdom Key L/D. Chain/Days = Oblivion/Oathkeeper. [[Oh Crap|Birth = X-Blade.]] "coded"/KH3 = Fenrir/Omega/Ultima Weapon.}}

 

== Xehanort is [[The Pendragon Adventure|Saint Dane]] ==

 

== Nomura is trying to create an uncosplayable character. ==

* Didn't he win that battle with Lulu's skirt-o'-belts?

** People have cosplayed Lulu. His goal is for nobody to even ''try'' to replicate the costume.

Because it would be awesome to hear Sora yell, "OBJECTION!]]

 

...''composed entirely of himself''.

* Basic Sora as [[The Hero]]

 

== Sora is a (re)incarnation of [[Kid Icarus|Pit]] ==

 

Ven is the child of space gypsies, who are descendants of Raz's family that [[Recycled in Space|went into space]] and traveled throughout the Kingdom Hearts universe; when they came near the Badlands, he fell off or wandered away from the caravan and was left there before they realized he was missing (Ven's Station of Awakening shows the Badlands in the background; since Sora's shows Destiny Islands, it must be related to where one was born or grew up). Later, Master Xehanort found him there and took him in as his apprentice. Or, the caravan was stopped on the Badlands when he was born and he was adopted by Master Xehanort later on. This is why Ven is the only one that can glide, use wind attacks and moves fastest; he's actually subconsciously using his latent psychic abilities by levitating/using telekinesis on himself. It can also tie in with {{spoiler|Ven being frozen by Master Xehanort and almost getting killed for it(Raz's family was cursed to die near water and ice is of course, a form of water), and Vanitas being able to create Unversed(they're repressed emotions/Inner Demons/Censors gone haywire that he can manifest in the real world.}}

 

 

== When Vanitas had Ventus pinned down by the Floods, he had an erection. ==

* You fool! You've opened the Door to [[Yaoi Fangirl|Darkness!]]

* Not my fault. This ''is'' the section for silly WMGs.

* Crow -> Sephiroth

 

We have the canon ones, like:

* Xemnas is Ansem

And then there is:

* Larxene: Arlene

* Demyx: Dyme

* Luxord: Durol

** Alternatively, Lumaria.

 

It all makes sense now. All those nobodies that appear after you defeat him are the Dalmatian's nobodies.

 

 

== Ienzo's parents died in the Keyblade War, one for Light and one for Darkness. ==

 

== Heartless are all Yandere. ==

* Think about it. The first Kingdom Hearts was released in 2002, and since then Disney has acquired (at the very least) both Pixar and Marvel Comics. That means that (in theory, anyway), they could now use these characters in Kingdom Hearts if need be. If they were to give each of the main Marvel titles their own world (Spider-Man, Fantastic Four, X-Men, etc.) they'd have plenty more worlds so they won't have to worry about rehashing the same ones. The natural conclusion would be for Disney to continue expanding and buying more properties to use, but since some of the logical choices for acquisition (like Nintendo) seem way too big for even Disney to handle, they will use the power that holding Marvel gives them to persuade these companies to agree to have their games/shows/what-have-you featured in Kingdom Hearts!

 

And Xehanort's Heartless is a criminal.

 

 

== [[Deadpool]] will be a party member in ''III''. ==

 

* This theory is actually possible, to some extent. On one hand, since Disney owns Marvel, it's just a matter of Square Enix talking to Marvel. Plus, this could work, provided that Deadpool is the only character they bring in (opting for the [[Guest Fighter]] treatment instead of a full-blown [[Crossover]]) and nobody else. I'm kind of a Disney geek myself, and I'm not aware of anybody who can break the fourth wall like Mr. Wilson can. If any of you guys/girls know of [[Devil May Cry|Dante's]] inclusion as a party member in [[Shin Megami Tensei]], Deadpool's appearance could play off something like that. He could pop up under special circumstances and be a party member (ala Donald and Goofy, provided that this feature returns for '''III'''). I'm pretty sure Nomura-san is aware of some topics the fanbase wants cleared up, so Deadpool could be a great addition in order to get these concerns out there. Although, I'm pretty sure that Square Enix wouldn't take kindly to Deadpool interrupting key story moments (like Sora and Kairi kissing, someone doing a [[Heroic Sacrifice]], Xemnas ranting about how he'll end the world), so there's a snag. Worse comes to worse, I'm kinda cool with Sora fighting alongside [[The Mighty Thor]].

* No, wait, screw that. Rocket Raccoon is the shit.

How can it not be true!? Just look at the hair, the fact that his weapon is a Sitar, and the fact that he attracts fan-girls like honey attracts flies!

 

This contains spoilers for both franchises, so be careful.

 

 

The Keyblade is the same as the ASHPD, a unique device that lets its user travel between worlds/different areas. The similarity is undeniable when you see Sora and Terra opening portals between worlds with the Keyblade. The realm of light is similar to the test chambers, all sparkling white and clean. The realm of darkness is similar to the hidden corridors of Aperture Science, where Ratman skulks in the shadows. Which brings us to the characters...

 

 

But Sora and Chell don't succeed all by themselves. Throughout their adventures there was another brave adventurer assisting them in their journey, a person who traveled not the same path but a parallel path. For Sora, it was King Mickey/Riku in the realm of darkness, while for Chell, it was Doug Rattmann. Their roles between the main games are especially similar. Riku helped move and protect Sora while Sora was sleeping for a year, and Rattmann patched Chell's stasis chamber into the reserve power grid, ensuring her survival.

 

 

The obvious question is: which story came first? One of the games is a [[Future Imperfect]] retelling of the true events of the other game. It is most probable that Portal is the true story and Kingdom Hearts is the retelling. Legends tend to become grander over time, and the story of an insane wizard trying to destroy the universe is far more grandiose than the story of a rogue A.I. running a test facility. Kingdom Hearts has many more characters, and the Disney characters especially are not necessary, strictly speaking, to the main plot. Portal's story is more realistic - an A.I. surviving several deaths is more sensible than a person doing so. Besides, Portal's story is quite comical, while Kingdom Hearts' is far more serious. Thus, Portal was the original story, and over the years it was expanded on and retold before it finally made its way to Tetsuya Nomura.

 

 

 

Although Kingdom Hearts is an adaptation and not a straight retelling, the similarities between it and Portal are impossible to ignore. Recognizing these parallels can provide hints to the futures of both franchises, so Kingdom Hearts III and Portal 3 (if they ever get made) should confirm that the two stories are really one and the same.

 

Both are sadistic, are perfectly willing to backstab their own men, use a similar weapon (blades for Larxine, bullets for Volgan between the fingers) have lovely slasher smiles, are blonde, keep close company with effeminate men, have no sense of personal space and lighting powers.

* And Xehanort is the Prototype Clone of Joel himself that was supposed to be released in episode 200, but with the {{spoiler|Erasure of the Series}}, he Activated immediately and set every last event in the Kingdom Hearts Universe and the Whoniverse in Motion... {{spoiler|yeah, thanks a lot, Phil}}

** It Turns out it was Because [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] somehow Imagined the [[Anthropomorphic Personification]] Of Extinction and Erasure in an attempt to escape {{spoiler|another Decemberween with Mrs. Marzipan and her Latest Husband, [[Robot Chicken]] Executive Producer/Kingdom Hearts Concept Artist of America Seth Green}} but it might be Jossed with this and the Time War being a part of Joel's Ultamate{{spoiler|ly Successful}} Scheme to Absorb every work of fiction {{spoiler|along with every living creature that had ever existed in any point in time}} into his Virtual Environment.

Or rather, going to a bunch of mecha worlds that have appeared ''in'' [[Super Robot Wars]]. Highlights will include:

* Sora teaching [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Shinji Ikari]] that [[You Are Not Alone|He Is Not Alone]], even when by himself.

** Alternately, he'll acquire [[Disappears Into Light|Hikari Ni Nare]] as a new [[Limit Break]].

At which point Sora, Naruto, Nanoha, and Ike will have the [[Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny|Ulimate Showdown Of Ultimate Friendship]], [[Rivals Team Up|before they all join forces]] against a common threat.

And Riku's is Soldier. And Xehanort is somehow connected to the Administrator. They're both really good at screwing everyone else over.

== Merlin is Yen Sid ==

Two powerful wizars never seen together, with close ties to Mickey, and know a lot about the keyblade. Really it's obvious.

And not just because Leonard Nimoy voices him! Consider this. When a Vulcan sleeps he releases the repressed emotions of the day. This can be done through dreams and thoughts. Spock could have repressed the annoyance and exasperation towards lesser minds and the emotional. He views logic as cold, rational, and sometimes ''dark'', but overall the better choice. Because he strives to repress these emotions more than a normal Vulcan to prove himself, the dreams are more wild. Thus, he dreams he is a master of his ''darkness'' and logic, and must fight the emotional and ''light'' of the lesser minds in an insane world where people fight with giant keys.

* Seems legit.

== Ventus is a Princess of Heart (Technically) ==

A Princess of Heart is defined as a person with absolutely no darkness in their heart, yes? Well Master Xehanort split Ventus into a half of pure light and a half of pure darkness, creating Vanitus and a new Ventus. Since the new Ventus is a being of pure light, he is technically a Princess of Heart!

 

In this case, Ralph stumbles into the Kingdom Hearts series, intentionally or not. However as a [[Designated Villain]] and due in part to [[Poor Communication Kills]], he ends up as a boss fight for the protagonists. After being beaten, he decides to leave and find another game.

 

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