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== Kirby is a Bizarro Eldritch Abomination ==
Meaning he's a [[Character Alignment|Neutral Good]] [[HP Lovecraft|Lovecraftian monster.]] Kirby is all-consuming, omnipotent (doesn't Kirby always beat the boss that had defeated entire worlds?), but omni-benevolent. [[What Measure Is a Non
* Kirby is chaotic good. Consider Kirby's reaction to forgetting he ate his cake - go beat up King Dedede. This is why Meta Knight opposes Kirby; he's lawful good and despises Kirby's chaotic nature.
** If you look at the [http://www.spriters-resource.com/ds/kirbysqueaksquad/intro.png sprite sheet,] a Waddle Dee took the cake. Waddle Dees are Dedede's minions. Technically, he DID take it.
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** Otherwise, perhaps he was created ''after'' the Metroids, and the Chozo had since discovered how to infuse that immunity within him.
** The following quote found on a wiki, no idea what game it comes from: "The creature took on the host's… appearance, abilities, everything. It sucks everything dry.” (Shortened for relevance) …Sound kind of familiar? Perhaps the Chozo wanted to modify the general traits of the X Parasite to use for good, which they ultimately decided to dump at Pop Star for who knows why.
* If this really is so, then Kirby [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero|helped with the extinction of a species]] much like his own (even if he did only kill 6). Remember - the Metroids were created with good intentions. But they got a bad rep ([[Horror Hunger|Not like their diet helped much. And Kirby's isn't much better.]]) and were annihilated by Samus. If Kirby were to get a similar reputation, then he better start avoiding Samus like the plague. Because he cold be next.
** Also note that places/planets that Samus visits are prone to being destroyed. So if Kirby gets out of control, then it could also be [[Say Your Prayers|bye-bye Pop Star]].
== All of Kirby's species are about as strong as him, and can copy abilities too. ==
The catch being that they are so unbelievably lazy that Kirby is a downright athlete in comparison. Sure, they're all capable of taking down that [[Eldritch Abomination]], but [[
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What's more, they're not the last. [[Sequel Escalation|Sometime in the future, Kirby may have to fight a wizard wielding a massive fountain pen; or a sinister sorceror armed with a pair of scissors and a lot of paper]]. Villains from every corner of the art-media multiverse will come try their best against Kirby, until finally, their master arrives... Craft, Lord of Art.
** Believe it or not, the Japanese version of [[Kirby Canvas Curse]] reveals that Drawcia Soul is actually Zero! What do you have to say to that?
*** ...[[Eldritch Abomination|The most powerful creature]] [[Big Bad|in the Kirby universe as we know it]] [[Dragon
== [[Grand Unifying Guesses]] ==
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Kirby: Marx, Zero, Nightmare
Zelda: Majora. Vaati also applies after he gets his powers (presumably after a deal with Dark Matter). It also helps that he ends up looking a lot like Dark Matter in both of his [[One
* You forgot Dark Link. If he could make Dark Metaknight, couldn't he make Dark LINK??
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From ''The Call of Cthulhu'': "They were not composed altogether of flesh and blood. They had shape...but that shape was not made of matter. When the stars were right, They could plunge from world to world through the sky..." The Kirby universe takes place during one of these time periods, and the Warp Stars represent the incomprehensible means by which eldritch entities move from world to world.
This theory implies that nearly every creature in the Kirby universe that are not limited to living on a single planet, from the lowliest Waddle Dee to Dark Matter itself, is in fact a monster that would reduce the human mind to gibbering madness if we were to ever behold their true forms, fortunately, the games greatly reduce their complexity in order to be playable by mere humans. Some of the bosses that only appear in one game and in one location, however, might be mundane, physical beings capable of [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|punching out]] [[Eldritch Abomination|Eldritch Abominations]], which is why, unlike most creatures in the Kirby universe, they ''stay dead'' after they are killed (for the rest, the phrase "through strange eons, even death may die" comes to mind).
This would nicely explain why the planets in the "Pop Star System" vary from game to game: ''there is no Pop Star System''. Whenever we see a collection of planets Kirby can fly to (as in [[Kirby Super Star]] and [[Kirby 64 The Crystal Shards (Video Game)|Kirby 64 The Crystal Shards]]), this is merely a two- or three-dimensional simplification of the worlds he is capable of reaching based on the current position of the stars, which may be millions of light years apart in physical space, and, more likely than not, do not even exist in the same universe (which would explain why many of these planets take on bizarre shapes that could not exist in our reality). As the stars are constantly in motion, this set of planets regularly shifts. Notably, this collection of planets once included [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bf_eumWpMM a post-apocalyptic frozen Earth in which robots had taken over].
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== Meta Knight is secretly [[Metroid Prime|Metroid Prime, aka. Dark Samus]]. ==
After [[Metroid Prime|Corruption]], Dark Samus WAS able to condense with the Supernova explosion of Phaaze into a dense (but weak) version of itself. However, it could not exist for long...until a star warrior from the Kirbyverse strolled by. The star warrior took pity upon the dying creature, so he inhaled it into his being. With this process, the star warrior and Metroid Prime live in tandem now, as the star warrior gives Prime fencing powers, and in exchange colors him blue and [[Implausible Fencing Powers|enhance his sword skills beyond comprehension with the power of Phazon.]] With [[The Virus|Phazon,]] however, there needs to be some protection. Why not make a mask to symbolize the glory days? As long as he keeps on the mask, the Popstar population will be spared from the power of [[Mike Nelson, Destroyer of Worlds|Samus]], [[Karma Houdini|and the people of Popstar will never know they house a fugitive]] of [[Eldritch Abomination]] proportions...
== Kirby is a [[Doctor Who (TV)|Time Lord]]. ==
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In Super Star Ultra, you fight Bandanna Waddle Dee, and kill him. However, he reappears to cheer for Dedede the very next fight. Many use this as evidence of Kirby not killing his foes. But what if there's a different explanation? I can think of two:
* Another Waddle Dee put on a blue bandanna. [[Nice Hat|It's just an accessory]], after all. ''Any'' waddle dee ''could'' have put one on.
* [[Title Drop|Bandanna Waddle Dee is a Time Lord]]. Now hang on here, [[Timey
** The one Kirby fights [[Killed Off for Real|actually dies]]; the one in the crowd is actually from the killed one's past. Crowd Bandanna Dee is actually there; being the version from that time. Heck, he might have even got the [[Nice Hat|bandanna]] idea right then. [[Stable Time Loop|From himself]]!
** The one Kirby kills is from the future - hence he ''knows'' Kirby as a friend and doesn't do anything to harm him (Hey, he would have his spear by that point!). Waddle Dee still being what he is, goes down easily. If he's fought normally, it fits that he's now more durable than other Waddle Dees from having at least one full-scale quest with Kirby. If he's inhaled in this fight... well, that makes anthing his size into a [[One Hit Wonder]], now doesn't it?
** If so, Kirby also [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero|unknowingly killed his future friend]] in the past. [[You Have Got to Be Kidding Me|Whoops!]]
== Misc/Unsorted ==
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Who else would the greatest warrior in the galaxy be? Even as a kid, Kirby's destroyed everything that's dared to get in his way. As he grew older, his power became greater until it was decided that he should be sealed away for fear that he would inadvertently destroy Pop Star.
* [http://fav.me/d2vucws This] fanfiction elaborates on this idea {{spoiler|about half-way through}}
* Or Galacta Knight is ''Meta Knight'' from the future, having grown much more powerful (and having taken his [[Well
** Alternate theory: Galacta Knight is Meta Knight's former Mentor turned evil.
*** Alternate Alternate theory: [[Running Gag|Galacta Knight is Meta Knight and Kirby fused together by a Dark Matter-corrupted Scarfy.]]
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== Meta Knight will become the next Galacta Knight ==
Seen on [[Game FAQs]], of all places. When Meta Knight finds Nova, he tells him that his one wish is to become stronger and stronger. Notice how Meta Knight doesn't need to explain WHY he wants to fight the ultimate warrior; all Marx had to do is say "I want to control Pop Star!" and that's it. No questions asked. Obviously, this was meant as exposition for the player. Sometime in the future, Meta Knight will reach a level of power that threatens all of Dream Land, and he may unleash another [[Well
== Meta Knight is Kirby's father ==
* Think about it! He shares a lot of similarities with Kirby, and he's always acting as a [[Stealth Mentor]] to him. Couldn't you just see Hal Labs playing the [[Luke, I Am Your Father]] trope straight?
** I'm more convinced that he's Kirby's [[Cain and Abel|big brother]].
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== Meta Knight ''can'' swallow enemies. ==
He doesn't use this power because 1.) He would have to take off his mask, and expose his cuteness. 2.) Meta Knight is too cool for that. And [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|3.) Meta Knight is a mutated Kirby]] and when he tries to swallow a foe, he [[Nightmare Fuel|eats their soul instead.]]
== Galacta Knight is a higher rank than Meta Knight. ==
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== Meta Knight is Kirby's adult form ==
Think about it.
* In Super Star, Meta Knight could perform Mach Tornado without the aid of a Copy Ability. Mach Tornado is the strongest attack that he has in most games, and in his playable appearance it was the gameplay equivalent of [[Nuke
* He could shoot fire and lightning from Galaxia in ''Squeak Squad'': Flame and Spark, anyone?
* I don't have to mention Sword, do I?
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