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* [[Apocalypse How]]: According to medibot and Kung-Fu Jesus, some form of a Class 3... for [[Pokémon]] on the world, also known as "Poképocalypse".
* [[Basement Dweller]]: Schizo Guy, apparently.
* [[Die, Chair, Die!]]: KFJ dropkicks a random street sign into oblivion. For no reason.
{{quote| '''Kaz''': Take that, sign!<br />
'''Kung-Fu Jesus''': You fucking sign! Don't come back here anymore! [[You Killed My Father]]! }}
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'''medibot''': I thought I poisoned him.<br />
'''Kung-Fu Jesus''': It turns out arsenic is only deadly against humans. }}
* [[Our Souls Are Different]]: According to [[Cloudcuckoolander|medibot]], only souls, whether demonic or human, can block attacks, so [[Do Androids Dream?|robots can't, since they have no souls]].
* [[Punched Across the Room|Punched or Kicked Across The Room]]: Done many times by Gene. This is once lampshaded by The Roll when a female enemy with a whip is sent flying off into the distance over a ledge.
{{quote| '''The Roll''': ''Goal!''}}
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{{quote| '''IlluminatusVespucci''': You look like a real jerk!<br />
'''pokecapn''': Well I ''am'' an LPer. }}
* [[Shout
* [[Slut Shaming]]:
{{quote| '''medibot (about [[Horny Devils|Shannon]])''': You whore!}}
* [[Space Whale Aesop]]: "Moral of the story is: [[It Makes Sense in Context|don't dig wells, or you're a terrorist.]]"
* [[Special Guest]]: Changes each video, but often has posse members.
* [[Take That]]: As with [[Shout
* [[Thousand Year Reign]]: A variant. The LPers realize that the average "mystic cult" is generally either one hundred years old or one thousand years old, never a specific number, but always a long time.
* [[Totally Radical]]: In-universe, pokecapn's imitation of [[Sonic the Hedgehog (Franchise)|Sonic the Hedgehog]].
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* [[The Ditz]]: The posse is intentionally trying to play [[Action Girl|Serah]] this way in live triggers.
{{quote| '''Kung Fu Jesus''': Okay, so the new plan is to just make her the dumbest person on the planet. Whatever planet we happen to be on at the time.}}
* [[Drunk On the Dark Side]]: Well, more the Gank side, but [[Creepy Monotone|Kung-Fu Jesus]] gets [[Hot
{{quote| '''Kung-Fu Jesus''': Sorry, Gank just gets my blood going.}}
* [[Ensemble Darkhorse]]: [[Recurring Boss|Gog]][[Eldritch Abomination|magog]], [[In-Universe]]. The posse actually wants for him to be [[The Man Behind the Man|The Monster Behind The Caius]] in the end.
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* [[Funny Afro]]: Taken [[Up to Eleven]] when [[Downloadable Content|the recruited]] [[Afro Asskicker|Sazh]] gets an accessory called "Afro and Silver Chick", giving his afro a second afro akin to a pyramid.
* [[Ho Yay]] ([[In Universe]]): Medibot thought that having a lisp was just him "being into dudes". Or being [[British Accents|British]]. Whichever works.
* [[I'm a Doctor, Not A Placeholder]]: medibot reminds us that he is a botanist, not an ornithologist.
* [[In Which a Trope Is Described]]: His naming convention for the videos, though this seems to have changed as of Part 30, "I'm Sorry [[Badass Teacher|Miss]] [[Action Girl|Farron]]".
* [[Incredibly Lame Pun]]: Various ones involving Yuel.
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* [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here]]: After dealing with the slots at Serendipity and the [[Goddamn Bats]] in Academia 400, he gets fed up and just shuts off the game.
* [[Sentai]]: Of miniflans. [[It Makes Sense in Context]].
* [[Seven Deadly Sins]]: medibot thinks this of the Chocobos in the "find the Chocobos" mission from Chocolina as Sazh. He believes each one represents a sin [[Everyone Is Jesus in Purgatory|as he would]]. This gets even funnier [[I Knew It!|when later chocobos are literally named after sins]], like [[Lust|Luxuria]], [[Green-Eyed Monster|Nied]], and [[Greed]].
** [[Cute Is Evil]]: As a result.
* [[The Silent Bob]]: medibot, for the first few videos he's present.
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