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[[Awesome McCoolname|Kung-Fu Jesus]] is a [[Deadpan Snarker]] [[Let's Play|Let's Player]] and [[Something Awful]] goon with a pretty [[Creepy Monotone]] who is [[I Need a Freaking Drink|not afraid to drink and game]]. He often plays alongside his friends [[
[[Twisted Pixel]] commissioned him, MyNameIsKaz, medibot, and pokecapn (generally collectively known as "the posse") to provide commentary for their game ''[[
His manned LP credentials include:
* [[
* [[Okami]] (incomplete)
* [[Shadow Complex]] (pokecapn came in for the post-game content.)
* [[God Hand]]
* [[Final Fantasy XIII
== Kingdom Hearts II ==
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== Shadow Complex ==
* [[Special Guest]]: [[
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'''Kung-Fu Jesus''': You fucking sign! Don't come back here anymore! [[You Killed My Father]]! }}
* [[Don't Explain the Joke]]:
{{quote| '''Medibot''': We call it the Gene Four Stomp. [[Exactly What It Says
* [[Everyone Is Jesus in Purgatory]]: A [[Cloudcuckoolander|Medibot]] specialty, also adopted by others as well at times.
* [[Exploding Barrels]]: Lampshaded.
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{{quote| '''Kung-Fu Jesus''': This game is so fucking awesome!}}
* [[Incoming Ham]]/[[Ham to Ham Combat]]: The introduction to the "[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4rpvf_god-hand-challenges-2_videogames God Hand Challenges 2]" video is an exercise in ham before the introductions themselves.
* [[It Runs
* [[Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics]]: Apparently men with beards are 10% to 30% more likely to have beards than men without beards. However, IlluminatusVespucci thinks they might have to have a survey to be sure, but it's good to have a concrete range if you're going to publish something like that.
* [[Noodle Incident]]:
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{{quote| '''IlluminatusVespucci''': You look like a real jerk!<br />
'''pokecapn''': Well I ''am'' an LPer. }}
* [[Shout-Out]]: Many as usual, ranging from ''[[Battlestar Galactica]]'' to ''[[Castlevania]]'' to ''[[
* [[Slut Shaming]]:
{{quote| '''medibot (about [[Horny Devils|Shannon]])''': You whore!}}
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* [[Take That]]: As with [[Shout-Out]] moments, obscure ones again.
* [[Thousand Year Reign]]: A variant. The LPers realize that the average "mystic cult" is generally either one hundred years old or one thousand years old, never a specific number, but always a long time.
* [[Totally Radical]]: In-universe, pokecapn's imitation of [[
* [[The Unpronouncable]]: IlluminatusVespucci accepted this (though they got better by the [[Let's Play]] of [[Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 (Let's Play)|Sonic the Hedgehog 2006]]), and so the others call him "Ill-Ves".
* [[The Watson]]: Many of the [[Special Guest|Special Guests]] have never played God Hand, and so have to have the game explained to them as it is going on.
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*** [[Memetic Badass]]: The posse, especially [[Kung Fu Jesus (Let's Play)|Kung Fu Jesus]], can't seem to get enough of him.
** [[Made of Iron|Crushabolic]] held this position first, surviving almost every attack thrown at him without breaking a sweat. Unfortunately, he has recently become [[So Last Season]] with recent [[Downloadable Content]] tearing him apart too fast for him to block.
* [[Better Than It Sounds]] ([[In
* [[Calvin Ball]]: Subverted, they first assume Chronobind works this way before actually checking the rules in the game and looking them up online.
{{quote| '''medibot''': "Clocked out on a triple bind", okay, so this game has ''rules.''}}
* [[Call Back]]: Various, as per usual with posse work.
** Kung-Fu Jesus starts off the LP [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmrRZpEw-10&feature=g-vrec by singing "Kiss From a Rose" while the game is installing], calling back to a request made during the "[[Pokecapn
** Kung Fu Jesus [[Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 (Let's Play)|states a line of "Rocket Man" in complete deadpan]] in one of the videos while mocking the idea of "many Yuels" or "many Caiuses".
** As in Pokecapn's [[Mario Party]] marathon [[Let's Play]], medibot still says he is a botanist.
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* [[The Ditz]]: The posse is intentionally trying to play [[Action Girl|Serah]] this way in live triggers.
{{quote| '''Kung Fu Jesus''': Okay, so the new plan is to just make her the dumbest person on the planet. Whatever planet we happen to be on at the time.}}
* [[Drunk
{{quote| '''Kung-Fu Jesus''': Sorry, Gank just gets my blood going.}}
* [[Ensemble Darkhorse]]: [[Recurring Boss|Gog]][[Eldritch Abomination|magog]], [[In-Universe]]. The posse actually wants for him to be [[The Man Behind the Man|The Monster Behind The Caius]] in the end.
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* [[Freud Was Right]]: When the [[Infinity+1 Sword|Odinbolt]]'s stats raise Serah's to 69 on strength and magic, they have to draw attention.
* [[Funny Afro]]: Taken [[Up to Eleven]] when [[Downloadable Content|the recruited]] [[Afro Asskicker|Sazh]] gets an accessory called "Afro and Silver Chick", giving his afro a second afro akin to a pyramid.
* [[Ho Yay]] ([[In
* [[I'm a Doctor, Not
* [[In Which a Trope Is Described]]: His naming convention for the videos, though this seems to have changed as of Part 30, "I'm Sorry [[Badass Teacher|Miss]] [[Action Girl|Farron]]".
* [[Incredibly Lame Pun]]: Various ones involving Yuel.
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* [[The Smart Guy]]: Pokecapn.
* [[So Last Season]]: [[The Medic|Buttercup]] the [[Penny Arcade|cat in the hat]], [[Elemental Powers|Tim and Tango]] the imps, and even the [[Made of Iron]] [[Stone Wall|Crushabolic]] all suffer from this over the course of the game.
* [[So Okay It's Average]] ([[In-Universe]]): [[
{{quote| '''Medibot''': This is a game, that, despite the parts, comes together to elicit absolutely no response from me. I feel ''nothing'' about this game. I could not be ''more'' nonplussed. It's amazing! It's fascinating! Just how nonplussed I am.}}
* [[Speech Impediment]]: Apparently medibot has a lisp. It's not okay if you make fun of others with a lisp, but it is okay when you make fun of his lisp, or so he says.
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