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* [[Aleister Crowley]] was not a satanist, he even invented a religion loosely based on the [[Egyptian Mythology]] and loved the concept of the Qaballah, which is defenitely not satanic. This does not mean [[Lady Gaga]] ain't deliberately using esoteric symbolism related to Luciferanism, but calling her "satanic" is insulting to the many esoteric traditions she borrows from.

* This theory is so ridiculous, I don't even... the eye symbol has been used waaaay before Freemasonry. Oh, and Satanism ≠ Freemasonry ≠ Illuminati.

 

== [[Lady Gaga]] is evidence we are living in a dystopian future. ==

* When I mentioned this <s>seizure</s> theory to a friend, he admitted to [[Genre Blindness|being confused by the word "dystopia"]]. Knowing his vocabulary was of a respectable size--if perhaps not entirely attuned to 21st-century pop culture--I confirmed he knew the spelling and meaning of "dyspepsia". Then followed up with, "Dys''pepsia'' is when you have an upset stomach. Dys''topia'' is when you have an upset ''future''."

* Her crew sure dresses like the raiders from ''[[Fallout]]''.

** Now that's just boring.

 

The pods [[Lady Gaga]] and her dancers emerge from look suspiciously similar to the pods seen at the hospital in "Ariel," as a helpful anon pointed out in a fandom secret.

* I like the idea, if only because of the idea of River and GaGa teaming up for great justice. Or madness. Or both. One thing's for certain; neither will be wearing pants.

== 'Alejandro' confirms several of the above guesses. ==

Specifically, that Lady Gaga is indeed a super villain, likely of the [[Power Rangers]] variety.

 

== There is a narrative chronology to Lady Gaga's longer videos. ==