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== [[Lady Gaga]] worships [[Satan]] openly and uses blatant Masonic symbolism. ==
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* [[Aleister Crowley]] was not a satanist, he even invented a religion loosely based on the [[Egyptian Mythology]] and loved the concept of the Qaballah, which is defenitely not satanic. This does not mean [[Lady Gaga]] ain't deliberately using esoteric symbolism related to Luciferanism, but calling her "satanic" is insulting to the many esoteric traditions she borrows from.
* This theory is so ridiculous, I don't even... the eye symbol has been used waaaay before Freemasonry. Oh, and Satanism ≠ Freemasonry ≠ Illuminati.
** Nahh, Satan ''[[The Devil Is a Loser|hates]]'' music. [[
== [[Lady Gaga]] is evidence we are living in a dystopian future. ==
[
* When I mentioned this <s>seizure</s> theory to a friend, he admitted to [[Genre Blindness|being confused by the word "dystopia"]]. Knowing his vocabulary was of a respectable size--if perhaps not entirely attuned to 21st-century pop culture--I confirmed he knew the spelling and meaning of "dyspepsia". Then followed up with, "Dys''pepsia'' is when you have an upset stomach. Dys''topia'' is when you have an upset ''future''."
* Her crew sure dresses like the raiders from ''[[Fallout]]''.
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== Lady Gaga is the reincarnation of Klaus Nomi. ==
[[wikipedia:Klaus Nomi|Klaus Nomi]] allegedly expressed impatience at his lack of mainstream fame, and so he's back for another crack at the whip. Both have been noted for their otherworldly personae, and both are [[Bunny Ears Lawyer|Bunny Ears Lawyers]], heaping quirkiness on top of undeniable talent. Compare (among other things) [[wikipedia:File:Gaga on Fame Ball1-edit.jpg|these]] [https://web.archive.org/web/20130529050328/http://www.jca-photo.com/bilder/portraits/klaus_nomi.jpg photos].
** Does this mean she's a member of the [[The Venture Brothers
== Lady Gaga doesn't appear in any of her videos. ==
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* Of course, once she realizes this, we're screwed.
** SUMMON THE GAGA MECHA!!!
*** [[Incredibly Lame Pun|GAGA]]-GAGA-[[
**** [[TV Tropes Made of Win Archive|YES.]]
* Can't take over this world? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlOvfUTHfxY&feature=popular# Are you sure about that?] That guy at the beginning looked pretty scared of her. And she does have [[Award Snub|the motivation]]...
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* Her music can turn the manliest man into a flaming homo and the girliest of girls into a whoreish butch. Clearly she is the reason [[Everyone Is Bi]] by the [[Doctor Who|51st century]]
* The [[Singing Simlish]] lyrics in "Bad Romance" are obviously her full Gallifreyan name. Clearly, her name is actually Lady Rahrahahahahromaromamaahgagaoohlala. But that would never fit on a billboard, so...
** [[Doctor Who/Recap/S16
* Actually...
* Could she actually be the latest incarnation of Iris Wildthyme, another extravagantly-dressed lady who has suspected Gallifreyan origins? Iris has a Mexican lover (Alejandro = Senor 105?), has a story revolving around a Poker game where she knows far more than her opponents (A Gamble with Wildthyme), and in the audio adventure 'The Wormery', Iris finds herself in a club with no fixed location, gets increasingly drunk, and the plot leads her to performing a wild dance which attracts everyone's attention, for better or worse (Just Dance) while her rival {{spoiler|and future incarnation (her Valeyard)}} Bianca attempts to manipulate the Doctor into loving her, but has to balance this against her plans to expand her business and fame throughout the universe (Love Game)... If we compare their costumes: [https://web.archive.org/web/20120205071317/http://www.obversebooks.co.uk/images/Iris_cover.jpg Iris] and [http://www.gagasource.com/gallery/albums/photoshoots/2009/jens-koch/011.jpg Gaga]. Nuff said?
== Lady Gaga is the result of Cyndi Lauper's failed attempt to be a Time Lord a la ''Mawdryn Undead''. ==
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== Lady Gaga is an [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h47fNaOb-JU extraterrestrial] ==
Because she's clearly not a normal human.
* An androgynous, bisexual space alien who comes to Earth to sing [[Intercourse
** Coincidentally, [http://www.gagasource.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=29&pos=2 one pic for Lady Gaga has her copying his look with a lightning bolt tattoo over her eye]...!
** Well, she seems to think so, at least according to [http://www.harpersbazaar.com/magazine/feature-articles/lady-gaga-interview this interview.]
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== Lady Gaga is from [[Rocky Horror Picture Show|Transexual Transylvania]]. ==
* As described in the guess above, she's an "androgynous, bisexual space alien who comes to Earth to sing [[Intercourse
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Go ahead. Dispute me.
* So basically God is a merged entity formed of Michael Jackson and Haruhi off his/her anti-depressants and back on LSD?
** Off her [[What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made
* Maybe God, angry and upset how his word was being used to abuse and condemn his LGBT children, sent Gaga to help bring hope to people and encourage them to embrace who they are and accept one another. She references God a lot, and one of her major phrases nowadays is "God Makes No Mistakes". She's over the top because it helps people to notice and spread the message.
* I'd say she's more likely an incarnation of [[Warhammer
** It's possible she's more in thrall to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ95z6ywcBY Khorne]...
** Or she's the Emprah (the first psyker) before he learned to control the whole "voices from the warp" thing.
== If Lady Gaga did a ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' tribute, the [[The End of the World
It would also probably be a great big freaking [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]]. Who ''wouldn't'' want to see that?
* Our eyeballs would probably burn out by then. Of course, our ears would ironically explode last.
* A mash-up. "Dance In The Dark" + "Komm, süßer Tod" = … [[Read or Die
== Lady Gaga is either a member or an agent of [[Dresden Files|the White Court]]. ==
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== Lady Gaga is a creation of [[Hirohiko Araki]]. ==
Her outfits are about fabulous enough to look at place in ''[[
* Lady Gaga ''is'' the Stand of Miss Germanotta.
== If Lady Gaga is proof we're living in a distopian cyberpunk future, [[
Seriously, what the hell?
* All of the budget is paying for Adam Lambert's version...
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* And [[Messianic Archetype|messianically]]. Don't forget messianically.
* So for [[Lady Gaga|Gaga]], "So Happy I Could Die" isn't a trite phrase, but a literal expression of hopefulness at the prospect? (Putting it another way: there is definitely '''not''' a comma after "happy".)
* 'To the point of parody?' She had product placement for ''[[Command
== Lady Gaga is some sort of mannequin with [[The Faceless|no real identity]]. ==
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== Lady Gaga is recruiting other celebrities to help her take over the world. ==
[[
* There have been a lot of posthumous Lady Gaga/Michael Jackson mash-ups. Does that make Michael Jackson Gaga's [[The Obi-Wan|Obi Wan]] [[Spirit Advisor]]?
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== Lady Gaga is actually [[Eversion|Princess Nehema]]. ==
She apparently thought that this world was a bit too boring for her tastes, so she took on the identity of a promising singer from New York in order to spread her influence via music and turn the world into something suiting her own tastes. Just ''look'' at the Commonplace Book quote that ''Eversion'' is based on.
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Also, think of it this way: at first, she didn't really seem like anything too special, but her songs were pretty catchy. As her popularity grew, she began to show her true colours and things began to look a little... darker. By 2011, we're probably going to [[Go Mad
== Lady Gaga is a Champion of [[Warhammer
Her ascension to daemonhood comes at the end of the "Alejandro" video.
Worshippers of Slaanesh are obsessed with pleasure and obtain it through any means, such as elaborate fashion, art, music, and sex, with violence added in as well. Nicely summarized by her performance at the VMAs.
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** Says you.
== Lady Gaga is actually an Eldritch Abomination, similar to [[
She (it?) feeds on Fame. Her hunger has grown, and her methods to gather Fame have expanded to the point of insane brilliance. Look at the Telephone video for the most prime example: SHE'S [[Girls Behind Bars|IN PRISON]]. Where does she keep getting those bizarre outfits from? Who is doing her hair and makeup? She is assembling increasingly bizarre forms of appearance from the disjointed pastiche of human fashion and culture. Her ultimate goal may be to gather enough Fame until she undergoes a [[One-Winged Angel|further transformation]] into an [[A God Am I|unstoppable force]].
** And poor Stefani Germanotta is the unfortunate Earthling who just happened to be going for an evening stroll in the place where Gaga's portal into our world opened. Miss Germanotta was the first human being that Gaga saw on Earth, and thus Gaga attached herself to Stefani, taking over her body and using it as a vessel, absorbing Stefani's memories so as to navigate our world better, and gradually changing the body's appearance more and more as time goes by. Meanwhile, poor Stefani Germanotta is still trapped in her own body, stuck in an soundless [[And I Must Scream]] scenario, forced to silently watch as Lady Gaga uses her body as a vessel through which she can interact with humans and take over our world!
*** Building off that last addition to the theory, the only way Gaga can be defeated is if Stefani manages to gradually regain enough strength to wrestle control of her body away from Gaga.
== Lady Gaga is a [[The Boys
She's a clone of Hitler, somehow made into a girl. (Possibly because it's easier to take over the world if you have bewbs. Everybody knows that.) She has an army of gay Nazis.
* She rapes the Nazis, [[Suddenly Sexuality|who are so traumatized they switch teams]]. And everybody knows that Lady Gaga can control the minds of gay people when she wears more than 5 pounds of make-up.
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* Not limited to anime, there are a number of Shout Outs to the original Command and Conquer in the video for Telephone.
* Isn't this actually true? I seem to recall it coming up in various things written about what Stefani Germanotta was doing before the Lady Gaga personality.
* She does the [[Haruhi Suzumiya
* The shoes she wears in ''Alejandro'' when dressed as a nun about to be raped look similar to [[
* And according to some, her appearance as seen in a recent charity concert in Japan was an attempt at cosplaying [[Vocaloid|Hatsune Miku]].
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Homosexual, BDSM, Rubber-fetishists, it makes sense man.
== Lady Gaga is a [[Twilight (
...and that's the ''real'' reason why she wears so much makeup.
* To add onto this, she's not just any sparkling vampire. She's ''[[Living Lie Detector|Maggie]]''. Y'know, the little Irish one? Two years after ''Breaking Dawn'' occurs, Maggie decides to do something with her eternal life and get a record deal, taking up the name and eventually becoming Lady Gaga. She eventually finds her mate after the last book, who helps her write a few songs, and got her into the business via a close friend (similar to Jasper and J. Jenks relationship). Stefani Germanotta is really one of Maggie's last living relatives, who handles photo shoots, press conferences, etc. The reason Maggie herself doesn't appear in those things? Meyer lied, and vampires can't really appear in photos. Maggie may also be slightly camera shy, if Meyerpires ''can'' appear in photos.
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She was sent back to influence pop culture as much as possible in an attempt to steer humanity towards a [[Crystal Spires and Togas]] future. Unfortunately, several other timelines had similar plans, since [[I Want My Jetpack|they could never be satisfied with how the future turned out]]. Other time-traveling celebrities may include, but are not limited to:
* Ke$ha: Attempting to sow rebellion to prevent [[Your Mileage May Vary|what she views as]] an overly restrictive [[Dystopia]].
* [[
* Alternatively, she wasn't sent back for any real reason, but is trying to do that anyway. Hence the oddness.
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...and her vice president will be a [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot|cyborg ninja penguin]]. A cyborg ninja penguin ''that wears a cute little top hat''. [[Crazy Awesome|Yes]].
== [[
He will play a caustic Deconstruction of himself. The video would start with [[Lady Gaga]] pregnant, would then segue into the child growing up. [[Lady Gaga]] develops a hatred for her son. She would at this point be old enough to be less popular as a celebrity, so to get money she has her son castrated to make him a popular singer himself, and then would get the money out of him a la [[Gary Coleman]]'s parents. It works... for a while, but the kid has a psychological breakdown and becomes a transsexual, and in his last appearance he's in a full dress. It then cuts back to pregnant [[Lady Gaga]], reveals the whole thing was just her imagination, decides she doesn't want to deal with such a scenario, and gets an abortion.
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* One wonders what this theory implies about her soul then...
* Or she could be abusing the Disguise Pen/[[Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon|Teletia S ...]]
* Actually... theories earlier on this page suggest that Lady Gaga is using her music to mock/tear down ''[[Twilight (
== Lady Gaga killed Princess Diana. ==
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== Lady Gaga is the Anti-Anti Christ. ==
I started developing this theory while listening to [[Todd in
== Lady Gaga is a time agent, as well as her own mother, her own father, the progenitor of her own [[Stable Time Loop]], [[
From a timeline in which sex is mutable, her family wound up at the turn of the 21st century on a mission, and while learning the piano, she inadvertently found herself trapped as a young man shortly after her piano training, lost much of her skill, and became Justin Bieber. As Bieber, he/she came into a brief, clandestine affair with the biggest popstar on the scene. It was when he/she had improved in both skill and impersonating a man that she was pulled into a mission involving [[Who Shot JFK?|the Kennedy assassination]] and became a pop star of a much better class - namely, John Lennon, until he/she was shot and rescued by his/her agency, after which she, having more control over her estate, became a woman again and went back to a bit after she started her piano training, got pregnant from a brief affair with a certain pop star, slipped off to have the child in the future, and the rest is history. This is why she appears to have a penis in some shots - [[A Wizard Did It|she can do that]] - and why she seems to have aged a decade or so (her people, including [[David Bowie|her cousin David]], have vastly extended lifespans) in the interim. (That sound you hear is Heinlein rolling in his grave.)
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** The place of [[Sarah Palin|2012 presidential candidate who will end the world if she wins' is already occupied.]]
== Lady Gaga will eventually act in a [[Repo!
Gaga - Amber Sweet
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[[Doctor Steel]] - Nathan Wallace
[[Voltaire (
[[Emilie Autumn]] - Blind Mag
[[Jonathan Coulton]] / [["Weird Al" Yankovic]] - Pavi and Luigi Largo. [[Mind Screw|And they will switch places throughout.]]
[[Evanescence|Amy Lee]] - [[Dawson Casting|Shilo Wallace]]
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** [[TV Tropes Made of Win Archive|FUND IT.]]
* Or it could go like so, for an all-popular/well-known music version, straight from the [[
Taylor Swift - Shilo Wallace
[[
[[Ke$ha]] - Amber Sweet
Pavi Largo - [[
Luigi Largo - Eminem
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== Lady Gaga is [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|Kamina]] reincarnated into our world. ==
They both like to show off, and are considered crazy or reckless. They also seem to have immense confidence in themselves and their actions, like Kamina going against a gunmen with just a katana and
However, their verbose confidence may not be as true as it seems. Kamina's [[Hidden Depths]] revealed in episode 12 show that he just puts on a 'brave face' to keep the others going. Lady
Of course, they have their differences, but reincarnations are never perfect matches, right?
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== In an alternate universe, Lady Gaga is... ==
...an [[Anti-Hero
In said universe, she also pulls multiple [[Heel Face Turn|heel face turns]] and [[Face Heel Turn|face heel turns]], and is, overall, rather ambiguous in terms of her character motivations in said universe. Think about it: The Fame is bright and poppy, The Fame Monster is darker, and then Born This Way goes BACK to being poppy. Her albums have the same track record as her alternate universe self: they go up and down [[Sliding Scale of Idealism Versus Cynicism|the Sliding Scale of Idealism v. Cynicism]].
To explain what, exactly, she keeps turning to, in this alternate reality, the [[Big Bad]] is [[
Now, who's our hero in this alternate universe? [[Panic!
Overall, at worst, Gaga is [[
(Also, [[
== Lady Gaga reads her Tropes page. ==
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* No, it was about an abusive S&M relationship. She was purchased, brainwashed to her Master's wants, and forced to love him. (Hence the "Want your Bad Romance.") That's why she's crying near the end: she finally realizes what's happened to her, sobs, shakes it off, and sets up a trap to kill him. She struts over to him in her usual weird fetishy getup. Then BAM, spontaneous combustion. No one is the wiser.
* According to [[The Other Wiki]]:
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** Now that's just boring.
== The "Bad Romance" video is set in the ''[[Firefly (TV series)|Firefly]]'' universe. ==
The pods [[Lady Gaga]] and her dancers emerge from look suspiciously similar to the pods seen at the hospital in "Ariel," as a helpful anon pointed out in a fandom secret.
* I like the idea, if only because of the idea of River and GaGa teaming up for great justice. Or madness. Or both. One thing's for certain; neither will be wearing pants.
== Bad Romance is a [[Take That]] directed at [[Twilight (
Think about it.
* [http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii144/one99five/BADROMANCE.png :/]
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* A better plot summary is this: Lady GaGa's love flame tries to exploit her for money from the paparazzi; when she resists his advances, he has a fit of rage and throws her over. She proceeds to go from being paralyzed to physical therapy (the sequence where she tries to walk in her gold body brace) until she's back in shape. She goes back to her 'partner' (who thinks nothing of it -- after all, plenty of starlets put up with worse) and then colorfully murders him. Calling the police on herself may seem strange at first, but its a [[Batman Gambit]]}: See how the tabloids respond? The video is about how people's obsession with the fame and the culture that surrounds Hollywood is completely insane. When the GaGa character is a victim of near-murder, the media makes fun of her; but when she does murder someone, they treat her like a hero. Draw your own comparisons to how insane, unfair, and backwards the tabloid media in [[Real Life]] is.
== Bad Romance (song and video) is about [[Artemis Fowl
All the lyrics fit. For example, in the first verse, Lady Gaga says "I want your ugly, I want your disease." In ''The Arctic Incident'', Opal is always thinking how ugly Cudgeon is, and actually says it to him one time. "Disease" could be an extension of this, also referring to how Cudgeon is kind of insane in TAI - and, of course, there's the line in the second verse, "I want your psycho." The song also contains the line "I want your love, and I want your revenge." In TAI, Cudgeon wants to take revenge on Commander Root, and is working with Opal to achieve this. {{spoiler|The end of the video}} seems similar to, and may represent, {{spoiler|Cudgeon's death at the end of TAI}}.
* The guys in the video, according to [[The Other Wiki]], are supposed to be the Russian Mafia, who are the other antagonists in TAI besides Opal and Cudgeon. Coincidence? I don't think so.
** I thought ''I'' was the only one who linked the two together! Good job troper!
== [[Lady Gaga]]'s ''Bad Romance'' is about [[Twilight (
While she knows French and has a thing for Hitchcock films, she only ''[[Younger Than They Look|looks]]'' mature ("You're a criminal as long as you're mine"). Plus, "Gaga" is an appropriate name for an 18-year-old toddler.
* Or...
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== Bad Romance is about an alien princess getting revenge on her human conqueror with Death By Sex. ==
It would explain the bizarre video. Think about the line "all your love is revenge" ... and the way that in the video Lady Gaga almost looks like she's being presented to a bunch of guys engaged in vaguely Roman-style debauchery, and in some shots she has freakishly large eyes and what looks like spikes on her back - plus the bizarre outfits. She's seducing him with the promise of "Bad Romance" - when really she means [[Death
** That. Is. Awesome.
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*** Everything is grist for the mill, agreed. But rather than "tackling subjects," would it be more accurate to describe a [[Lady Gaga]] video as a collage of calculatedly-fetishistic images and symbols?
== If Lady Gaga and [[
And it'd be ''fantastic''.
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== Beyonce's video and song 'Why Don't You Love Me' explains her part in the video of 'Telephone'. ==
* Think about it. In the song she's asking her husband or boyfriend why he's such a jerk. One can theorize that the man she is addressing is played by Tyrese Gibson in Telephone. Also in the video for Why Don't You Love Me Beyonce's name is B.B. Homemaker. One can also theorize that [[Honey B]] is a nickname for B.B. Homemaker. Beyonce looks distraught in Why Don't Love Me but in Telephone she finally decides that she should get revenge with the help of GaGa.
** If you accept the premise that Bad Romance precedes Paparazzi, Gaga and Beyonce have been creating their own video miniverse for about a year or so. In Bad Romance, Lady Gaga escapes the human trafficking circuit. She gradually becomes famous, and meets Beyonce during Videophone. But eventually her psychological issues overwhelm her and she acts out by killing her boyfriend in Paparazzi. Honey B then comes to her rescue in Telephone; but thereafter an inverted [[Y:
== Bad Romance is about a psychiatric patient lusting for her therapist. ==
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* This seems... like a pretty reasonable interpretation, though the implication in the last few frames then is that she's either Ascending, Descending, or some sort of horrible alien ala the Goa'uld.
** Or alternately, the distortion (similar to melting film) is symbolic for how public opinion of the Empress collapses after her death. Gaga is [[The Woman Wearing the Queenly Mask]], or some kind of [[Fantasy Counterpart Culture]] Eva Peron, whose sexuality is figuratively (or literally) the only thing keeping her nation together. When she finds pleasure and satisfaction in sex, the kingdom thrives, but as she becomes disillusioned and objectified, the kingdom suffers and dies. The whole thing is a metaphor for the real Gaga's quasi-[[Creator Breakdown]] regarding female agency in their sexuality. Gaga cannot perform if she is lonely and all her relationships are strictly sexual, and when the men she ''wants'' a romantic relationship with are romantically incompatible.
** This oddly ties in with "So Happy I Could Die". When the only validating, quasi-mystical sexual activity you can get your hands on (as it were) is [[A Date
== 'Alejandro' confirms several of the above guesses. ==
Specifically, that Lady Gaga is indeed a super villain, likely of the [[Power Rangers]] variety.
* Due to this, a number of tropers have gathered together as the [[Power Rangers]]:Troper Force
== There is a narrative chronology to Lady Gaga's longer videos. ==
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* Just as one interpretation of "The Queen And The Soldier" would read, the queen is a young woman who once found satisfaction in being highly desirable and iconic, but now suffers in loneliness as only a prize to be won. ''"I've swallowed a secret burning thread / it cuts me inside, and often I've bled"'' is obviously a reference to the crucifix Gaga swallows, internalizing puritanical, stereotypically Catholic guilt about open sexuality even as she fights violently to oppose it, be who she actually is, and be sexually liberated.
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She said, [[True Art Is Incomprehensible|"You won't understand, and you may as well not try"]]<br />
But her face was a child's, and he thought [[Lonely
[[Artist Disillusionment|But she closed herself up like a fan.]] }}
And even more tellingly:
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To get all I deserve and to give all I can
And to love a [[Cloudcuckoolander|young woman who I don't understand]]<br />
Your highness, '''[[Camp|your ways]] are very strange."''' }}
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Because that would just be [[Rule of Funny|funny]].
== The entirety of the ''Fame Monster'' EP is a [[Take That]] at [[Twilight (
Let's do a track-by-track breakdown of why this is so.
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* When the video ends, Lady Gaga died with her eyes open and when she was being revived, the video ended and burned. The only reason it burned at the eyes and mouth was a coincidence.
== Alejandro is a [[Take That]] at [[Twilight (
"She's just a baby. But her boyfriends just like a dad, just like a dad..." [[Squick]] enough, but what happens in Breaking Wind? Jacob imprints on Renesmee, which basically means he'll be her dad until she's old enough to be his wife.
* Wait, Jacob is Woody Allen?
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* That is the truest thing on this page and makes total and complete sense. Honestly.
== Love Game is addressed to Edward Cullen ==
The line ''I wanna take a ride on your disco stick'' proves it. Because Edward is [[Everything's Better
** This explains the usage of a disco ball to cover the Edward [[Expy]]'s "disco stick" in [[
== Alejandro is about a foursome. ==
But she doesn't want to be in a committed relationship with any one boy, as evidenced by the "cigarette, hush" line. The various shots of men in fishnets and high heels are people thinking that having a foursome with three girls is [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|awesome]], but three ''men'' in the act [[Double Standard|is gross and makes them gay]] (or [[Everyone Is Bi]] in the video, or it's just their kink). Most of the backup dancers are given identical outfits and haircuts because Gaga sees the boys as interchangable (Alejandro is the most persistant in trying to get her to date him alone, which is why he is glimpsed at the beginning and the end). The Nazi symbolism? People calling her a [[Straw Feminist|feminazi]] over her behavior (...or ''that'' is their kink). The nun outfit and rosary? It's either about the [[Sex Is Evil and I Am Horny|hypocritical]] views people have on the morality of sex, or she's left behind an ultra-conservative religious lifestyle. ([[Rule of Three|Or again]], [[Running Gag|that's their kink]].)
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Any other ideas below, please.
== There will be a song about [[
The song will take place from either Misa's or Kira's point of view, as getting rid of the criminals in the world. As the song goes on, she will say about how she feels like a god, removing sin from Earth.
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== ''Bad Romance'' is about [[The Joker]] [[Mad Love|and]] [[DCAU|Harley Quinn]]. ==
It's all in the lyrics: "Caught in a bad romance" is Harley lamenting her love for the Joker. "I want your ugly, I want your disease" is a reference to the Joker's white face and {{spoiler|physical state after [[Batman: Arkham Asylum]]}}. "I want your love and I want your revenge" is , from Harley's POV, how the Joker can't stand Harley and yet can't make himself get rid of her, and therefore goes all love-hate on her. "You and me could write a bad romance" is the Joker [[Breaking the Fourth Wall]]. "I want your horror" is the Joker's [[Monster Clown]] persona, and "I want your design" is the Joker being upredictable and [[Depending
** It could also be about Voldemort and Bellatrix from [[Harry Potter]].
** This would explain why in her next video she runs off with another woman to poison people.
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== "Highway Unicorn" has a strong connection with My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic ==
More specifically the song is about the episode "Fall Weather Friends" and even MORE specifically its about the pairing [[Apple Dash]](Applejack and Rainbow Dash). I don't even think this because the obvious "unicorn" thingy, it goes deeper than that, the line During the beginning of the song the whole "run run" is referencing the "running of the leafs" and the race between Dash and Applejack. She mentions "Blonde hair", ok Gaga does have blonde hair but so does Applejack. There is also a line with something about Rainbow's and Syrup, in the episode Rainbow Dash(who's mane is well, rainbow color) gets stuck in syrup(It makes sense in context). Both people in the song are obviously strong individuals and Rainbow Dash and Applejack are both VERY strong mentally and physically. "She flies, with the fury of a saint in her eyes" both Rainbow Dash and Applejack fly during the running of the leafs(Dash is a peagusis)and Applejack flies with the help of a hot air balloon(again it makes since in context). There is also a lyric that states either "run run pony" or "ride ride pony tonight, we can be strong out on this lonely road follow that unicorn on the road to love", Twilight Sparkle(a unicorn) is ahead of them in the race so they would be following her. Lady Gaga has stated that her song "Born this Way" was inspired by My Little Pony, http://gossiponthis.com/2011/03/10/lady-gaga-single-inspired-by-my-little-pony/ .Albeit the older generations/toys but maybe she got curious about "friendship is magic" wanted to check it out,fell in love with the show, and then wrote the song. She also wore a necklace (http://idolator.com/5862171/lady-gaga-my-little-pony-necklace-photos/lady-gaga-160511-4 ) with characters from the show. Some people say that the necklace was given to her as a gift but in a video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHbEMgYXH0U around 1:23 if you dont wanna watch it all) she is seen with the Rarity figure she has on the necklace. Idk maybe its cause i'm a huge fan of both Gaga and ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
== The "Born This Way" Hits could be arranged into a narrative ==
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* (Telephone) She is tried for murder, found guilty, and sentenced to prison for life, but the police are bribed to release her by another operative of the society called Honey B. The two are ordered to assassinate an escaped member, but accidentally poison an entire diner full of people in the process. Their mission complete, the pair drive their truck off a cliff and commit suicide. Meanwhile, the police search for the perpetrators of the Telephone Massacre, but their search proves to be unfruitful and they abandon investigations after several months.
== Lady Gaga does '''NOT EXIST''' ==
She wears the ecentric clothes to keep you from identifying her too directly. In some random outfits she is seen with a [https://www.google.com/search?q=lady+gaga+covered+face&hl=en&safe=off&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-Address&rlz=1I7GWYE&prmd=imvnso&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=g8nSTpjKEIfe0QHLns2RCg&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CBMQ_AUoAQ&biw=1098&bih=936#hl=en&safe=off&rls=com.microsoft:en-us%3AIE-Address&rlz=1I7GWYE&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=lady+gaga+covered+face+outfits&pbx=1&oq=lady+gaga+covered+face+outfits&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=14349l16076l0l16405l8l8l0l7l0l0l57l57l1l1l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&fp=ce8fc40168172267&biw=1098&bih=936 covered face]. In some pictures she even looks slightly diffrent.<br />[http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/lady-gaga-kermit-2-13-10-2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://mothermonsterwatching.blogspot.com/&usg=__69T8sh0Mv8wMp0vcxdzBBvvy24c=&h=288&w=284&sz=20&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=oJIC69ffZakRDM:&tbnh=170&tbnw=158&ei=bM7STtqDLoXg0QHjuJD1Dw&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=386&dur=3056&hovh=226&hovw=223&tx=114&ty=165&sig=116008039565816279555&page=1&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0 Exihbit A]Much thinner cheeks.<br />[http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/photo/7507153.cms Exihbit B]Diffrent nose<br />[https://web.archive.org/web/20150926095247/http://www.vid81.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Lady-Gaga-Biopic.jpg/ Exihbit C]Puffier cheeks.<br />The reason behind no '''real''' Lady gaga is because ''she'' doesn't get her money, the people who created her do, and to prevent anyone from becoming too content with the power that is Lady Gaga, they switch the actress for every apperance. If you should be lucky enough to get a random letter in your mail box, made from paper that will disentegrate minutes after being introduced to air, don't except it. Those who become Gaga for a day are sent back to their families with no memory of the entire day, and other potentialy lethal side effects.<br />Arguments may include...
* How can so many people look exactly like Gaga?
** Simple, their is such a vast population of people on this planet thatb the chances of meeting someone you look somewhat similar too is pretty high. That coupled with surgery, and the fact that Gaga was computer made from the most common looks on the planet, is how so many people can look like the infamous Gaga.
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