Legend of Zelda the Abridged Series/Funny: Difference between revisions

{{quote| Link: Oh man! What they throw me in prison for?<br />

{{quote| Ganondorf: You see, the crime rate in Hyrule has gotten so low that the king is going to have to let some of his guards go. So, in order to improve the economy, I have become...''a criminal!''<br />

Link: Let me get this straight...you're being evil...to be nice?<br />

{{quote| Link(singing to the tune): I got a sword! I got a rupee! I got another rupee! I got a shield! I got a stick!<br />

Navi: Okay, that DOES IT! IT'S A '''STICK'''! '''NO ONE''' GETS THAT EXCITED OVER A '''STICK'''! The sword I can understand, and ''maybe'' the shield, BUT IT'S A '''STICK'''! If you do that '''one more time''', I'm going to kick you in the kidneys until you pee blood, then I'm going to stick your face in it and make you drink it!<br />

[later]<br />

Mido: ...from now on, we're enemies.<br />

Link(singing to the tune again): I made an enemy!<br />

[sounds of kicking and grunts of pain] //trust me you really dont want to see this//<br />