Legolas By Laura: Difference between revisions

* [[Beige Prose]]: Alice: Elmer Fudd is giving English classes, I see.

* [[Bilingual Bonus]]: "Laure" actually is a Noldorin word, meaning "golden". However, it's unlikely the author knew this unless it really is a [[Stealth Parody]], and Legolas is a Sindarin elf and wouldn't use the Noldorin language.

* [[Black Comedy Rape]]: Unintentionally.

* [[Blind Idiot Translation]]: It isn't one, but it really does read as if it was. "Mean while Gandalf is have a fun time trying to distory the dark lord"?

* [[Call on Me]]: Possibly an example (it's hard to say), when Gandalf manages to make the hobbits appear by just wishing for them.

* [[Cold-Blooded Torture]]: In order, every time, both Laura ''and'' Legolas were 'bet' up, raped, and then were given poison.

* [[Common Mary Sue Traits]]: Laura "got a power and she can distoy us all the bad guys".

* [[Curb Stomp Battle]]: Gandalf and ''Sauron''. If you're familiar with the backstory, this isn't necessarily as one-sided a match as you might think if you just saw the movie. Gandalf and Sauron are both beings of the same order (the Maiar... basically, angels, though Sauron is very definitely of the "fallen" brand). It still wouldn't be a "fun time" for Gandalf, though.

* [[Department of Redundancy Department]]: Legolas explains to Laura exactly how the orcs tortured her, twice, even though Laura was obviously there at the time.

* [[No Ending]]: The story literally ''ends in mid-sentence''.

* [[No Punctuation Period]]: The first sentence is ''87 words long''.

* [[Not Blood Siblings]]: Legolas kisses Laura and agrees to be her boyfriend even though he's supposed to be her adoptive father/brother/something.

* [[Out of Character]]: EVERYONE.

* [[Police Are Useless]]: The "gards" assigned to protect laura do absolutely nothing to prevent the Orcs kidnapping her.

* [[Rape as Backstory]]: Legolas tells Laura that he was also raped and tortured by orcs when he was a youth.

* [[Rape as Drama]]: It attempted this and it failed.

* [[Said Bookism]]: Completely averted.

* [[That Makes Me Feel Angry]]: "Legolas said'i am soo happy'".

* [[Wham! Line]]:

'''Legolas:''' when I was your age they did the same thing to me }}

** This fic being... this fic, it's [[Big Lipped Alligator Moment|never mentioned again]].