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** When Steve decides that she really needs to clean out all of the useless stuff that she's been carting around in her ship's hold '''''in''''' her backpack, she decides to remodel the museum [[Screw the Rules, I Have Money|(shutting up Candice with two backpacks filled with more gold than what is normally considered possible)]] by disposing of much of the ancient Sosarian/Britannian legacy and putting up all the things that were ''really'' important for the Avatar (ie. her). This includes the ferryman from the recently-obliterated Skara Brae (replacing the Avatar statue), enough exotic weapons that are [[Sorting Algorithm of Weapon Effectiveness|"too shitty for us to actually bother using"]] to outfit all the residents of Lord British's castle (including one that shouldn't exist), extra sets of magic armor, a [[Crate Expectations|crate]] (set next to the "thing" that reads "Britannia's Greatest Military Achievements"), and a live baby (it's really a portable processing device for one of the most powerful weapons in the game). However, the best part is when Steve shows off her [http://www.dailymotion.com/Uryvichk/video/5837342 centerpiece exhibit], created from the aftermath of a live demonstration of what happens when you combine a misanthropic [[Designated Hero]] with [[RobinsonRube Goldberg ContraptionDevice|remote-controlled stable explosives]], [[Disaster Dominoes|explosive dominoes]], and [[The Scrappy|one person that we all love to hate.]]