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** The Lazy Shell Armor greatly reduces attack power and speed (the joke), but gives you so much Defense (the lethality), that you become practically invincible. Now, ''who'' would want to be invincible, but so weak you couldn't hurt a fly? [[White Magician Girl|Toadstool]], of course! She can ''solo'' Culex (and anything else for that matter) while wearing the Lazy Shell Armor. It just takes '''[[Marathon Boss|a very long time]]''' to do so.
** Then there's the Frying Pan. Wait, hitting enemies over the head with [[Frying Pan of Doom|a frying pan]]? It's also Toadstool's best weapon.
* One of the most lethal objects in the [[Neopets]] Battledome is...the [https://web.archive.org/web/20130331230932/http://battlepedia.thedailyneopets.com/index.php/weapon/viewweap/1
* The Squeaky Hammer in ''[[Water Warfare]].'' It slows you down, has no range and temporarily replaces your water gun, and, when used on people, simply stuns them briefly...except during [[Random Number God|those rare instances]] where it acts as an instant KO. It also grants invincibility, at least.
* ''[[Crackdown]]'' had a joke weapon in the form of a rubber duck that could be thrown at enemies. Crackdown 2 made it lethal by turning it into the strongest grenade in the game. It's even better when you realize that its eyes glow red and it quacks.
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