Likes Older Women/Quotes

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Steve: Gentlemen, I made out with a chick. She's an older woman...

Snot: How old?

Steve: She's eighty!

Snot: Dude, she's got wrinkles!

Steve: So do raisins, but they taste pretty sweet!

Joey: But you're ten years older than me!

Mai: I know! Creepy, isn't it?

Joey: * aside* Actually, this is the closest thing this show has to a normal relationship.

Connor: (embarrassed) I've always had a thing for older women.

Angel: (under his breath) They were supposed to fix that...