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[[File:sins-of-freck-2_57882 5788.jpg|link=A Scanner Darkly|frame|[[Cool and Unusual Punishment|"Your sins will be read to you ceaselessly]], [[Celestial Bureaucracy|in shifts]]... [[Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence|throughout eternity]]. [[Long List|The list will never end."]]]]
 
A character is subjected to a [[Long List]] of his sins and transgressions, often impossibly long. Alternatively, a character is placed in purgatory or otherwise judged for his crimes, with a convenient long list of crimes at hand, possibly because [[The Powers That Be]] have [[Surveillance as the Plot Demands]].
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== Comics ==
* ''[[DR and Quinch|D.R. & Quinch]] Go Straight'' begins with Judge Thorkwung reading all the criminal charges of which the two [[Villain Protagonist|Villain Protagonists]]s are being accused.
{{quote|'''Judge Thorkwung:''' Ernest Errol Quinch and Waldo Dobbs, also known as "D.R." or "Diminished Responsibility", you are charged with arson, kidnapping, theft, grievous wounding, possession of unlawful atomic weapons, taking and driving away, conspiracy to overthrow the government, [[What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?|coveting thy neighbour's ox]], graverobbing, torture, criminal libel, blackmail, polluting the environment, shoplifting, 714 separate driving offenses, forging sacred relics, transmuting base metal into gold, [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|genocide]], [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|spitting]], and thirty-two offenses [[Take Our Word for It|so unusual and horrible]] they do not have names.}}
* In ''[[Strangers in Paradise]]'', when Katchoo is arrested for her revenge on Freddie, her list of crimes reads as follows (creator Terry Moore [[Word of God|got the specifics]] from a lawyer who'd read the previous issue):
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* A priest/lawyer addressing the famous Rogue-Mage Raz in a trial:
{{quote|'''Inquisitor:''' You...are the worst of all... Your crimes are the stuff of nightmares to all decent folk and just ways! YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION UPON LIFE AND DECENCY!!! VANDALISM, BANDITRY, SPYING, PIRACY, ABDUCTION, ILLEGAL USE OF MAGICAL ENERGIES, LOITERING, RESISTING ARREST, and worst of all.... [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|tax evasion]]. WHAT HAVE YOU TO SAY FOR YOUR HERESY?}}
* This is what Lord Soth had to put up with during his time as [[The Undead]] on [[Dragonlance|Krynn]]: a [[List of Transgressions]] provided by ghosts. When he went to [[Ravenloft]], his punishment was to listen to them repeated improperly, which is apparently worse.
 
== Video Games ==
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== Web Original ==
* The ''[[Protectors of the Plot Continuum]]'' are required to read the list of charges to the various [[Mary Sue|Mary Sues]]s they terminate.
** [[PPC|PPCers]]ers often start out the chargelist with things like grammar and spelling errors, move on to bigger charges like "disrupting the fabric of reality", and end with things like "having a stupid name", "pissing off PPC agents", etc.
* In ''[[Open Blue]]'', the [[The Federation|Axifloan Coalition]] lists various crimes that various Pirate Lords and ladies are wanted for. While some have pretty serious lists throughout, others... [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|not so much]]. Pirate Lady Lucille Prideux's (from v4) list ends with "Theft in general" while Captain Van Wijk's ends with "Blasphemy" (which is pretty light compared to his other crimes). The real cake takers, however, are Captain Garth (v4), with "Unlicensed operation of a menagerie", and Captain Ingrid (v4), with "Insulting Admiral Flota Vladimir Ilyavich Tokarev, '''HERO OF THE TRIBES'''".
* [http://endling.deviantart.com/art/Rex-the-D-A-W-G-89045011 Rex's rapsheet] starts out strong. Murder. Torture. Arson. Domestic violence. Brutal assalt. Treason. Smuggling. Piracy. Kidnapping. Espionage. ''Drunken'' espionage. Aggravated Mischief. Cattle forgery. Forgerous brutality. Brutal Drunkenness. Moving violations, kittennapping, littering, chain pulling... you get the idea; The number of silly crimes outstrips the serious ones, and "Drunken {something}" recurs often.
* Before killing his victim, the Confessor from the ''[[Global Guardians PBEM Universe]]'' recites a list of his victim's sins. He plucks this information from their own minds telepathically.
* Used for Comedy in [[Manwhores]] when Randy is listing reasons for why Greg has ruined their lives, in that none of the crimes are actually Greg's fault--orfault—or crimes.
 
== Western Animation ==