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[[File:lobo_9298.jpg|frame|The Main Man don't like bein' looked at funny, fanboys.]]
{{quote|''"The name's Lobo. That's 'L' as in 'lacerate', 'O' as in 'obliterate', 'B' [[Exact Words|as in]] '[[Fun
|''[[Superman: The Animated Series]]'', "The Main Man"}}
▲{{quote|''"The name's Lobo. That's 'L' as in 'lacerate', 'O' as in 'obliterate', 'B' [[Exact Words|as in]] '[[Fun With Acronyms|disem]]''bowel''', and 'O' as in, uh, aw, I guess I can use 'obliterate' twice, huh, whaddya think?"''|''[[Superman the Animated Series]]'', "The Main Man"}}
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Listen up, dweebs! Seein' as how I'm me, it's time I gave ya the real lowdown on the Main Man.
Name's '''Lobo''', and I kill people. That ain't my real name, by the way - you dweebs can't pronounce it, but it translates to [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|He Who Devours Your Entrails And Thoroughly Enjoys It.]] I'm the best fraggin' bounty hunter the galaxy has to offer - ferget the guy in the [[Star Wars|potbowl helmet]]. I grew up on a rock named Czarnia, which was full of dweebs. So when I took chemistry in high school, I mixed up [[The Virus|somethin' special]] to show 'em [[Kill
Some of the nerds around here might try to tell ya I'm some sort of parody of a [[Nineties Anti
An' I ain't no [[Lobo (music)|singer from the '70s]]! Frag that "Me'n'you'n'a dog named 'Boo'"!
Other'n that, I'm pretty much what I look like. Oh, and I [[Arson Murder and Jaywalking|like dolphins.]] What, ya think that's funny? Waitaminnit. [[Amusing Injuries|There, here's yer spine back.]]▼
▲Other'n that, I'm pretty much what I look like. Oh, and I [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|like dolphins.]] What, ya think that's funny? Waitaminnit. [[Amusing Injuries|There, here's yer spine back.]]
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* [[Amusing Alien]]
* [[Amusing Injuries]]: Frequently inflicted onto others.
* [[Anti
* [[Apocalypse How]]: That one time I found [[The Mask (
* [[Badass Biker]]
* [[Batman Can Breathe in Space]]: I can [[Up to Eleven|smoke a fukken cigar]] in space.
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* [[Boisterous Bruiser]]
* [[Bounty Hunter]]: The best around!
* [[Canon
* [[Cigar Chomper]]
* [[Cluster F
* [[Contractual Immortality]]: Heaven and Hell both kicked me out, so now I can't die.
* [[Cool Bike]]: Doubles as a [[Cool Spaceship]].
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* [[Drill Sergeant Nasty]]: In ''[[Tiny Titans]],'' I work as the school coach. Once made my students run a race around the world.
* [[Exact Words]]: The Main Man's word is his bond. Mostly.
* [[Fat Bastard]]: WHAT? [[I Take Offense to That Last One| I ain't fat!]] Well, okay, [[Super Zeroes| maybe I was (or would be)]] in that whole ''[[DC One Million]]'' thing, but that’s what, 80 thousand years from now? Uh, maybe I’ll make a note to start watching the calories 40 millennia from now, just to be on the safe side...
* [[From a Single Cell]]: There was [[Young Justice (
* [[Genius Bruiser]]: Not only can I rip a spine right out of a body, I can make a homemade Virus and hack the JL's satilite!
* [[The Grinch]]: Uh, ''no'', I ain't got nuthin' against Christmas personally. The Easter Bunny's the guy you want. Like I said, just do what he pays me to do. [[Bad Santa| And Santa was kind of a jerk too.]]
* [[Guest Star Party Member]]: After [[Superman|the Big Blue Boyscout]] seemed like he bought it on the [[Justice League]] cartoon, yours truly showed up [[Anti
* [[Guns Akimbo]]: Can't have enough.
* [[Good Thing You Can Heal]]
* [[Heel Face Revolving Door]]: Hey, if the price is right, nothin' personal, but I gotta frag ya. Now if you're offerin' somethin' better than the other guy, well, I might be persuaded to do that whole team-up thing. Maybe.
* [[Hey,
* [[Hooks and Crooks]]
* [[Hypocritical Heartwarming]]: Darlene said once that I'm a pervert and chauvinist who objectifies women. Meh, [[I Can Live With That]]. Just keep in mind, anyone ''else'' who comes into the diner and gropes her while I'm there is leavin' in a body bag.
* [[Karma Houdini]]
* [[Knife Nut]]: Does the nickname "Mr. Machete" mean anything to you?
* [[Large Ham]]
* [[Last of His Kind]]: I fragged all the other Czarnians for my high school science project! Gave myself an "A".
* [[Lighter and Softer]]: Yeah, the Main Man can do "lighter" from time to time, includin' my ''[[Tiny Titans]]'' appearances. Say I'm "softer" and you'll be shoppin' for new teeth.
* {{spoiler|[[Brightest Day|Red]] [[Light Is Not Good]]}}
* [[List of Transgressions]]: My list.
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* [[Local Hangout]]: I just ''love'' Al's diner! And Al and Darlene love it when I show up too. Mainly because the guys who rebuild the city every time I wreck the place always eat there! They make a ton of cash. Only hard part is making sure I don't wreck the diner too...
* [[Meaningful Name]]: My name's Khundian for "he who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it".
* [[Money, Dear Boy]]: Hell, I'll frag ''myself'' if it's worth enough! (And I have, too!)
* [[More Dakka]]: Frakkin' A!
* [[Nineties Anti
* [[Our Presidents Are Different]]: I got caught up as a candidate in a campaign for Intergalactic President. I fraggin' hate it when the promoters say I'm a hero!
* [[Pardon My Klingon]]
* [[Refuge in Audacity]]: People say I was created as "a parody of the trend in the 90s for [[Darker and Edgier]] [[Anti
* [[Strong
* [[Throwing the Fight]]: ''Yeah'', I took a dive in [[Amalgam Universe| that fight against Wolverine]], you got a problem with that?? the bald guy paid me to do it, gotta pay the bills, you know.
* [[Tomato In The Mirror]]: You know, you'd think that the Main Man was the first guy someone would think of when they heard that the "ultimate Bastich" who had destroyed a whole solar system, but I was actually the guy who they sent to bring him in. Well, turns out it was me — me and the Mask. And I didn't figure it out until I fought ''another'' Mask. Those [[Timey-Wimey Ball]] things can drive ya nuts...
* [[Truer to the Text]]: My web cartoon showed me swearing, trying to frag women and killing aliens.
* [[The Unfettered]]: "Once the Main Man puts his mind to it, he can destroy anything."
* [[Unreliable Narrator]]: Of course I did kill my entire race! Never mind that the [[Justice League]] and [[Green Lantern Corps]] never make catching me their priority! That was as true as the time I killed Santa Claus!
* [[Unsettling Gender Reveal]]: HEY!! It ain't
* [[Unusual Euphemism]]: Whatta ya fraggin' bastiches talkin' about?
* [[Villain Protagonist]]: Worse than [[Adolf Hitler|that German guy]], at least. I try my best.
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