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[[File:lobo_9298.jpg|frame|The Main Man don't like bein' looked at funny, fanboys.]]
{{quote|''"The name's Lobo. That's 'L' as in 'lacerate', 'O' as in 'obliterate', 'B' [[Exact Words|as in]] '[[Fun
|''[[Superman: The Animated Series]]'', "The Main Man"}}
▲{{quote|''"The name's Lobo. That's 'L' as in 'lacerate', 'O' as in 'obliterate', 'B' [[Exact Words|as in]] '[[Fun With Acronyms|disem]]''bowel''', and 'O' as in, uh, aw, I guess I can use 'obliterate' twice, huh, whaddya think?"''|''[[Superman the Animated Series]]'', "The Main Man"}}
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Listen up, dweebs! Seein' as how I'm me, it's time I gave ya the real lowdown on the Main Man.
Name's '''Lobo''', and I kill people. That ain't my real name, by the way - you dweebs can't pronounce it, but it translates to [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|He Who Devours Your Entrails And Thoroughly Enjoys It.]] I'm the best fraggin' bounty hunter the galaxy has to offer - ferget the guy in the [[Star Wars|potbowl helmet]]. I grew up on a rock named Czarnia, which was full of dweebs. So when I took chemistry in high school, I mixed up [[The Virus|somethin' special]] to show 'em [[Kill'Em All|how I really felt]]. [[Doomed Hometown|Fragged every last one of them]] for that year's Science project, [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|gave myself an A]]. Anyways, afterwards I got hold of a chain and hook, and a nice bike, and I've pretty much been boozin' and fightin' my way across the galaxy ever since.
Some of the nerds around here might try to tell ya I'm some sort of parody of a [[Nineties Anti-Hero]], but try laughin' at the Main Man and I'll blow yer head off. In any case I predate most of them, first appearing in ''"Omega Men''" #3 (June, 1983). Records of my life turned up in my own 4 issue mini-series (November, 1990-February, 1991). The readers seemed to love it, as more mini-series turned up and sold well. I next got my own regular series which lasted for 64 issues, from December, 1993 to July, 1999. Not that I ever stopped appearing in the pages of series named after other guys.
An' I ain't no [[Lobo (music)|singer from the '70s]]! Frag that "Me'n'you'n'a dog named 'Boo'"!
Other'n that, I'm pretty much what I look like. Oh, and I [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|like dolphins.]] What, ya think that's funny? Waitaminnit. [[Amusing Injuries|There, here's yer spine back.]]
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* [[Amusing Alien]]
* [[Amusing Injuries]]: Frequently inflicted onto others.
* [[Anti-Hero]]: People try to put me as a Type V.
* [[Apocalypse How]]: That one time I found [[The Mask (
* [[Badass Biker]]
* [[Batman Can Breathe in Space]]: I can [[Up to Eleven|smoke a fukken cigar]] in space.
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* [[Boisterous Bruiser]]
* [[Bounty Hunter]]: The best around!
* [[Canon
* [[Cigar Chomper]]
* [[Cluster F-Bomb]]: They don't call it [[Subverted Trope|frag grenade]] fer nuthin', ya know!
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* [[Drill Sergeant Nasty]]: In ''[[Tiny Titans]],'' I work as the school coach. Once made my students run a race around the world.
* [[Exact Words]]: The Main Man's word is his bond. Mostly.
* [[Fat Bastard]]: WHAT? [[I Take Offense to That Last One| I ain't fat!]] Well, okay, [[Super Zeroes| maybe I was (or would be)]] in that whole ''[[DC One Million]]'' thing, but that’s what, 80 thousand years from now? Uh, maybe I’ll make a note to start watching the calories 40 millennia from now, just to be on the safe side...
* [[From a Single Cell]]: There was [[Young Justice (
* [[Genius Bruiser]]: Not only can I rip a spine right out of a body, I can make a homemade Virus and hack the JL's satilite!
* [[The Grinch]]: Uh, ''no'', I ain't got nuthin' against Christmas personally. The Easter Bunny's the guy you want. Like I said, just do what he pays me to do. [[Bad Santa| And Santa was kind of a jerk too.]]
* [[Guest Star Party Member]]: After [[Superman|the Big Blue Boyscout]] seemed like he bought it on the [[Justice League]] cartoon, yours truly showed up [[Anti-Hero Substitute|to take his place]], since no one else besides the Main Man woulda been man enough to do it. Some of [[Villain Team-Up|Superman's enemies]] tried goin' after us, and I ended up fightin' that tutu-wearin', daisy-sniffin, showtune-singin', broccoli-eatin', [[Overly Long Gag|sensitivity-expressin']] panty-waist Kalibak. I ended up buryin' him under a pile of smashed cars until the little sissy-mary finally agreed to say "Uncle". It was a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]], but as you mighta guessed the Main Man tends to specialize in that sorta thing.
* [[Guns Akimbo]]: Can't have enough.
* [[Good Thing You Can Heal]]
* [[Heel Face Revolving Door]]: Hey, if the price is right, nothin' personal, but I gotta frag ya. Now if you're offerin' somethin' better than the other guy, well, I might be persuaded to do that whole team-up thing. Maybe.
* [[Hey, It's That Voice!]]: [[Brad Garrett]] (of ''[[Everybody Loves Raymond]]'') has the honor of voicin' the Main Man in my TV [[Superman:
* [[Hooks and Crooks]]
* [[Hypocritical Heartwarming]]: Darlene said once that I'm a pervert and chauvinist who objectifies women. Meh, [[I Can Live With That]]. Just keep in mind, anyone ''else'' who comes into the diner and gropes her while I'm there is leavin' in a body bag.
* [[Karma Houdini]]
* [[Knife Nut]]: Does the nickname "Mr. Machete" mean anything to you?
* [[Large Ham]]
* [[Last of His Kind]]: I fragged all the other Czarnians for my high school science project! Gave myself an "A".
* [[Lighter and Softer]]: Yeah, the Main Man can do "lighter" from time to time, includin' my ''[[Tiny Titans]]'' appearances. Say I'm "softer" and you'll be shoppin' for new teeth.
* {{spoiler|[[Brightest Day|Red]] [[Light Is Not Good]]}}
* [[List of Transgressions]]: My list.
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* [[Local Hangout]]: I just ''love'' Al's diner! And Al and Darlene love it when I show up too. Mainly because the guys who rebuild the city every time I wreck the place always eat there! They make a ton of cash. Only hard part is making sure I don't wreck the diner too...
* [[Meaningful Name]]: My name's Khundian for "he who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it".
* [[Money, Dear Boy]]: Hell, I'll frag ''myself'' if it's worth enough! (And I have, too!)
* [[More Dakka]]: Frakkin' A!
* [[Nineties Anti-Hero]]: Originally a [[Word of God]] [[Satire, Parody, Pastiche]] of one. Later played straight at times after I got a lot of [[Misaimed Fandom]] popularity.
* [[Our Presidents Are Different]]: I got caught up as a candidate in a campaign for Intergalactic President. I fraggin' hate it when the promoters say I'm a hero!
* [[Pardon My Klingon]]
* [[Refuge in Audacity]]: People say I was created as "a parody of the trend in the 90s for [[Darker and Edgier]] [[Anti-Hero]] comic book characters."
* [[Strong
* [[Throwing the Fight]]: ''Yeah'', I took a dive in [[Amalgam Universe| that fight against Wolverine]], you got a problem with that?? the bald guy paid me to do it, gotta pay the bills, you know.
* [[Tomato In The Mirror]]: You know, you'd think that the Main Man was the first guy someone would think of when they heard that the "ultimate Bastich" who had destroyed a whole solar system, but I was actually the guy who they sent to bring him in. Well, turns out it was me — me and the Mask. And I didn't figure it out until I fought ''another'' Mask. Those [[Timey-Wimey Ball]] things can drive ya nuts...
* [[Truer to the Text]]: My web cartoon showed me swearing, trying to frag women and killing aliens.
* [[The Unfettered]]: "Once the Main Man puts his mind to it, he can destroy anything."
* [[Unreliable Narrator]]: Of course I did kill my entire race! Never mind that the [[Justice League]] and [[Green Lantern Corps]] never make catching me their priority! That was as true as the time I killed Santa Claus!
* [[Unsettling Gender Reveal]]: HEY!! It ain't
* [[Unusual Euphemism]]: Whatta ya fraggin' bastiches talkin' about?
* [[Villain Protagonist]]: Worse than [[Adolf Hitler|that German guy]], at least. I try my best.
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