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* "Are hot dogs made of real dogs?"

* There is one where a Chinese person visits America and upon being offered a hot dog answers "Interesting.....that's the only part of the dog we don't eat".

* [[Bill Hicks]] had a bit about eating at a Vietnamese restaurant:

{{quote|'''Bill''': Hey, can I get a doggy bag?

** Actually, [[It Makes Sense in Context]].

* A futuristic reality-TV fashion show in ''[[Doctor Who]]'' features a face-off section. No, it's not a section comparing how well two different people carry off the same outfit, it's when they move from clothes into plastic surgery.

* In the short-lived series ''Cafe Americain'', one of the regulars is the widow of a deposed third-world dictator, constantly scheming for money with which to raise an army and retake her country. One of her plots involves getting into the ice cream business. She tries a number of disgusting flavor combinations before hitting on one everyone likes: Mint Chocolate Chip. Offhandedly, she mentions that it's made from all natural ingredients: mint, chocolate, and Chip.

{{quote|'''Diner:''' Wait a minute. Who's Chip?}}

 

== Literature ==

** However, the chocolate frogs, being the product of a magical world, do in fact ''act'' like real frogs (in [[The Movie|the movies]] only). The real thing (brought to you by [[Defictionalization]]) sadly does not try to escape while you eat it, but it does happen to be deliciously crunchy.

** Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans, on the other hand, really are "every flavour". There's a reason people don't try to eat most things...

** Also, [http://choppingblock.keenspot.com/d/20141114.html what may sound like a "cute pickup line"] if it was metaphorical...

* Gigz from ''[[Dark Legacy Comics]]'' shows you how to make her [http://darklegacycomics.com/233.html Boiled Link Sausages], made from 100% real [[The Legend of Zelda|Link!]]

 

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