McLennan and Sartin's Review of F.A.T.A.L.: Difference between revisions

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* [[Insult to Rocks]]: The self-advertised "best line of the review":
''{{quote|'''Sartin:''' So, basically, saying that this game should be burned is an insult to fire.}}''
* [[Overly Long Gag]]: When McLennan reaches the section on magical items that turn the wearer into various, extremely hateful ethnic stereotypes:
{{quote|'''McLennan:''' ''Just to pick up, I was feeling guilty about how hard I was being on them.''<br/>
''Now I want them fed to rats. For this:''<br/>
''[description of Armor of [[Greedy Jew|Jewy Jewbacca]]]''<br/>
'''''Big fucking rats''', while we're on the subject.''<br/>
''[description of Armor of [[Blackface|Nigrous Nincompoopery]]]''<br/>
''Rats with the bubonic plague.''<br/>
''[description of Armor of [[Yellowface|Gookums]]]''<br/>
''And I want them fed feet-first.''<br/>
''[description of Armor of Greasians]''<br/>
''Then I want'' those ''rats fed to some '''other''' rats.''}}
* [[Queer People Are Funny]]: [[Defied]]. McLennan is decidedly not amused when he discovers that the lowest possible rating for Vocal Charisma is "gay".
{{quote|'''McLennan:''' ''Good for them, because I was just thinking "Wow, this game is complete shit and its authors are complete shit, but I wanted a soupçon of homophobia to go along with it.''}}