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* [[Press X to Not Die|Mattias can hijack tanks and vehicles quickly and with little fuss.]] ''[[Genre Savvy|He knows this]].''
{{quote| '''Mattias'''<ref>(in much the same tone of voice a small boy would talk about a particularly exciting Christmas present)</ref>: They sent me a ''tank?!''<br />
'''Mattias'''<ref>(when driving a flaming vehicle that [[Every Car Is a Pinto|is about to blow up from under him]])</ref>: Time to bail out, and steal another one. }}
* Stealing Fiona's car [[Understatement|irritates her.]]
{{quote| '''Fiona''': That's ''mine'', not yours! Remember the difference!}}
* You get this gem in ''Mercenaries 2'' when you hijack a friendly or civilian car as Mattias:
{{quote| '''Mattias:''' This is an emergency! A ''Viking'' emergency!}}
* When the player first meets [[The Alcoholic|Misha]], he explains why he's hiding out with the Jamaican pirates.
{{quote| '''Misha''': Was not my fault. Was lieutenant. Gives me wrong coordinates. I drop bomb in right place, but is ''wrong'' place. He tries to blame me. [[Desk Jockey|Guys with big hats]] come. But I show them, show them wrong coordinates. Big hats get mad at lieutenant, he gets mad at ''me.''}}
* Misha extolling the virtues of the [[Stuff Blowing Up|MOAB]].
{{quote| '''Misha''': Do you have MOAB yet? Misha love to drop near [[Acceptable Targets|ex-wife's house]]. When explode, looks like a nuke went off and [[Mass "Oh Crap"|scary the hell out of everyone within 1,000 kilometers.]] Use, if [[Ax Crazy|you have much hate inside.]]
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