Metafictionized Phlebotinum Poisoning: Difference between revisions

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A fantasy/parody [[Web Original]] [[Serial Novel]] on fictionpress.com written by a long-time [[TV Tropes]] lurker. While it only has twenty-nine chapters so far{{when}}, it is [[No Such Thing As Notability|noteworthy]] for the extensive use of tropes taken directly from [[Home Page|thisthe wiki]]. Makes numerous [[Shout-Out|Shout Outs]]s to ''[[Harry Potter]], [[Twilight (Literaturenovel)|Twilight]]'', and ''[[Final Fantasy]]'', and many more franchises.

The story revolves around a perfectly normal boy named Tagino Storp. One day, an [[Our Angels Are Different|angel]] named Arthur Avatar from another dimension accidentally opens a portal in his school. Tagino is then recruited by Arthur in the mission to destroy anything that might anger the [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|Reader]] god, including [[Deus Ex Machina|Deus Ex Machinas]]s, [[Monsters of the Week]], and the worst of them all, [[Mary Sue|Mary Sues]]s.

Contains high concentrations of [[Invoked Trope|Invoked Tropes]]s, [[Parodied Trope|Parodied Tropes]]s and [[Lampshade Hanging]]. There is also a narrator, who is fully aware of the fact that s/he is in ana webpage and talks directly to the reader.

Can be found [httphttps://web.archive.org/web/20190929013753/https://www.fictionpress.com/s/2841020/1/Metafictionized_Phlebotinum_Poisoning here].

* Expy - [[Twilight (Literaturenovel)|Edvard Sparkleface]], [[Harry Potter|Arry Fotter]] and [[Harry Potter|Lord Baldydork]]. [[My Immortal|Enoby]], too. Now we have Light, who's specifically described as close to being one of a [[Final Fantasy VII|"silver-haired, flowergirl-stabbing, Eastern RPG villain"]]. Guess who.

* [[Fun Withwith Acronyms]] - [[Lampshade Hanging|P.L.O.T.]] stands for [[Applied Phlebotinum|Phlebotinous]] Linearly Oriented Timeline.

{{quote|''"[[Common Mary Sue Traits|She had blue hair of the color of a clear sky, lined with black streaks like melted darkness. Her large, almond shaped eyes were silver colored, a perfect match for her perfectly perfect face. Her lips were the color of freshly-picked rose petals, and shimmered like rubies of the finest quality. There was an otherworldly, wonderful aroma about her that did not come with shampoo or perfume. She wore a revealing blouse made of the best silk and embroided with silver threads, along with a perfectly matching miniskirt. Her legs were wrapped in blue fishnets that matched her hair. If Fran was beautiful, then she was gorgeous. Her figure was so delicate, so waif-like, yet she had supple, D-cup breasts. She radiated a perfect aura of perfect perfection whereever she went.]] Her beautiful neck was adorned with a silver necklace embedded with the some of the best sapphire found on the planet, one of them the size of a chicken egg that glowed with magical (not Phlebotinous) energy. Earrings of the finest silver hand from her sensual ears. (If I had a lung, I would be gasping for air right now.) [[Purity Sue|A pure virgin of the purest purity]], [[Friend to All Living Things|she was a friend to all living things]]. In her right hand she held a beautifully crafted [[Katanas Are Just Better|katana]] decorated with the emblem of a serpentine dragon made of platinum, with an air of grace that surpassed all other. Her name was—If I had a lung, I would be inhaling, inhaling deeply—[[As Long Asas It Sounds Foreign|Hikari]] [[Overly Long Name|Sapphyre Trinity Blyss Seafoam Venustus]]. "''|the narrator}}

** [[Twilight (Literaturenovel)|Edvard Sparkleface]]. His face is so shiny that he needs a paper bag to hide it.

{{quote|''"“Can’t.” “Harder!”“Still can’t!”“Harder!” awkward silence followed. "''<br />

--Arthur and Tagino, as Arthur teaches Tagino how to control Phlebotinum with his mind.<br />