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{{quote|'''Q:''' [[Light Bulb Joke|How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?]]
'''A:''' None. They just get Bill Gates to declare darkness the company standard.}}
{{quote|'''Q:''' How many NT Admins does it take to change a light bulb?
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{{quote|When I was one-and-twenty
:A wise man told me oft,
:But not to Microsoft;
Give pearls away, and rubies,
:But keep your hard drive free.
But I was one-and-twenty,
:No use to talk to me.
When I was one-and-twenty
:I heard him say again,
:Is full of hurt and pain;
'Tis paid with sighs a plenty
:And sold for endless rue.
And I am two-and-twenty,
:And oh, 'tis true, 'tis true.
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{{quote|Asked whether Microsoft could threaten Linux, Torvalds said: "What can they do? What is the Microsoft threat? They certainly can't program around us. The only other thing they can do is marketing, and sure, let them try."|From the .sig file of Gus Hartmann}}
{{quote|There are lies, damned lies, and Microsoft brochures.|''Brief History of Linux (Part 3)
{{quote|"Microsoft discovered that word processing was a "killer app" and killed off all the competition with it."|Spotted on Slashdot}}
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