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Line 1: {{trope}} {{quote\|'''Doc:''' How do I say this, your friend is...~~<br />~~ '''Church:''' Why are you pausing? [[The Ditz\|Caboose]] is not gonna interrupt you this time.<br /> '''Doc:''' No, that was just for [[Dramatic Pause\|dramatic effect]]. He's pregnant.<br /> Line 7: '''Church:''' All right, are we ''paying'' for this service? Because, if we are, I want a refund. And if we're not, I want a refund anyway.\|''[[Red vs. Blue]]'', Episode 76}} {{quote\|'''Dave:''' I mean, Helen's something special. I've fallen for women before, but never like this. I look at her, and I see myself spending my life with her... I see us growing old together... I see myself bearing her children...~~<br />~~ '''Artie:''' Er, don't you mean you see ''her'' bearing ''your''--~~<br />~~ '''Dave:''' No, I'm trying to be realistic about this.\|''[[Narbonic]]''}} {{quote\|'''Greg:''' When I got home that night,~~<br />~~ '''Colin:''' My ovaries did swell,~~<br />~~ '''Ryan:''' I puffed up like Jiffy-Pop~~<br />~~ '''Wayne:''' ...I'm a ''dude!'' What the '''''hell!'''''\|''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway?]]?'', the "Got Pregnant on a Date" Irish Drinking Song}} {{quote\|''"I was watching [[Animal Planet]], did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, 'Why don't they just call that the female seahorse?' You know it's just some stubborn scientist:''~~<br />~~ '' 'Yeah, that one there's the male seahorse.' ''~~<br />~~ '' 'Uh, Bill, that one's having a baby.' ''~~<br />~~ '' '...the male has the baby. You're fired.'"''\|'''[[Jim Gaffigan]]'''}} {{quote\|''"Well, there's good news -- you've had a baby; the bad news is, {{spoiler\|it's blown your cock off!}}" ''\|'''Frankie Boyle''', ''[[Mock the Week]]''.}} {{quote\|'''Frylock:''' Meatwad, you cannot possibly be pregnant!~~<br />~~ '''Meatwad:''' Why not?~~<br />~~ '''Frylock:''' Because you're a... you're... you're a... ...damn it, you're a male!~~<br />~~ '''Meatwad:''' Really? ''Awesome!'' I always wanted a gender!\|"Gee Whiz", ''[[~~Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Animation)\|~~Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]''}} {{quote\|'''Stan:''' I want to have babies.~~<br />~~ '''Reg:''' You want to have babies?!?!~~<br />~~ '''Stan:''' It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.~~<br />~~ '''Reg:''' But ... you can't HAVE babies!~~<br />~~ '''Stan:''' Don't you oppress me!~~<br />~~ '''Reg:''' I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?\|''[[Monty ~~Pythons~~Python's Life of Brian]]''}} {{quote\|'''M-Preg''': Since there exists no fanfic genre of ‘M-PMT’ or ‘M-bloody awful period pain’, this is one outlet to make your characters get all the suffering of being female with none of the benefits. Bwahahaahahaa!\|''[[~~Bag Enders (Fanfic)\|~~Bag Enders]]'', [http://web.archive.org/web/20040803004651/bagenders.stormpages.com/story/define.html The Horrifically Honest Guide to Fanfiction Terms]}} {{quote\|"''I am Kirk and Spock's illegitimate butt baby. ... Kock.''"\|'''Andy Dick'''}} {{quote\|'''Neil:''' But that's impossible!~~<br />~~ '''Vyvyan:''' Yeah, that's what she said! You just can't trust women, can you?\|''[[The Young Ones]]''}}