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'''Cut Man:''' I believe you underestimate the sheer fear-inducing energy a clown possesses. Take [[Batman|the Joker]] for example. For starters, he was played by Jack Nicholson. That's kinda scary enough. Then he was played by Mark Hamill, the most evil voice actor in the world. To hell with acting, Mark Hamill WAS the Joker. Also, clowns with chainsaws? '''SCARY AS ALL HOLY HELL.''' That should be outlawed in every place on Earth. Ever. And look at Kefka himself. He looks like he fell off the insanity tree, hit every branch on the way down, then hit a trampoline, and hit them again.
'''Napalm Man:''' But Why would Emperor Ghestahl even have Kefka as a high-ranking member of the military if he looked like a clown?
'''Cut Man:''' When you're charging at your enemy, who's charging at you with their weapon drawn... who would you rather see? One of those evil ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]'' orcs? Or an insane clown?|'''[[In Wily's Defense]] [http://iwd.fetchquest.com/archives.php?type{{=}}iwd&c{{=}}512 512: Clowns Are Freaking Scary]'''}}
 
{{quote|''There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight.''|Lon Chaney, Sr.}}