Morton's Fork/Quotes
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"Though all poodles bark snappily at the slightest provocation, they are particularly inclined to do so when nothing at all is happening."
—The Elegance of the Hedgehog, Muriel Barbery
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"Damned if you do, damned if you don't."
—Unknown
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"Heads, I win, tails, you lose."
—Unknown
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"...People seemed to like this better, but only marginally so - the way one might prefer to be stabbed than shot. Optimally, one isn't stabbed or shot. Optimally, one eats some cake! But there are times when cake is not available, and instead we are destroyed. This is the deep poetry of the universe."
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