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Shapeshifting needed
To fit into that costume?
Nah, they all do that.
-- User:Planet-man

Superheroines
Need their superstrength to stand
Up straight with those boobs.
-- User:Mr Death

Superheroines
frequently are oversized
with huge... tracts of land.
-- User:Alliterator

Described in one word
BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS
And big ones at that
-- User:Major Tom

The villain's last words:
"Your mammaries are crushing me."
A very good death
-- User:Hremsfeld

The divine right of
hyper human mammaries.
Sweet juggs, Power Girl.
-- User:Warrior Of Light