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* Grandma taking newly-introduced Crick-kee for a walk in a test of luck. Her appearance causes the traffic to end up in a road accident disaster, while she remains unscratched.
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'''Cricket:''' *faints* }}
* The ''entire'' sequence of Mulan first visit to an actual Chinese army camp, with special mentions below.
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'''Yao''': Hmmm...<br />
''(Unnamed soldier gets punched in the tattooed spot.)''<br />
'''Ling''': AH-HA-HA-HA-HA! I hope you can get your money back! }}
** And shortly after...
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''(Mulan punches Yao, overdoing it, sending flying over to Chen Po. Yao is brought to a dizzying swoon.)''
'''Chen Po''' ''(lifting Yao, smiling)'': Oh, Yao... You made a friend!
'''Mushu''': Now, slap him on the behind. They like that!
''(Mulan does as told.)''
'''Yao''': Whoa-ho-ho! I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ''ancestors'' dizzy.
''(Chen Po carries Yao again.)''
'''Chen Po''': Yao, relax and chant with me.
'''Yao''' ''(stiffening up in red-beet rage)'': ''Grrrr!''
''(Chen Po proceeds to swing him softly left and right like as if he were a teddy bear)''
'''Chen Po''': Nonuamitofudaaaa...
'''Yao''': Yamoo-amee-tofu-dablublubluh.
'''Chen Po''': Feel better...?
'''Yao''': Nnnn. ''(to Mulan)'' Eh, you waste my time, chicken boy.
''(Mulan walks off but Mushu is insulted.)''
'''Mushu''' ''(carried away)'': '''''Chicken boy?!'' Say that to my face, you limp noodle!'''
''(A camp brawl ensues.)'' }}
** And when Chien Po eventually bumps the queue in the aforementioned camp brawl, sending the soldiers collapsing a-la [[Bookshelf Dominoes]].
* When Grandma sees Captain Shang at the end of the movie.
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* Yao when his arrows missed Mulan and the Captain.
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''(Yao involuntarily opens his hands just in time for the arrow to return. Cue Yao flying and having most of the army jump on him.)'' }}
** Then Chen Po casually picks up the ''whole army'' and hauls Mulan and Shang to safety.
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** "What's the matter? Never seen a [[wikipedia:Black and white (police vehicle)|black and white]] before?"
* Also, the bath scene:
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** This is accompanied by Mushu's line: "Don't look at me, I ain't biting no more butts."
** The completely shocked look on Mulan's face makes it even funnier.
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* "You missed! How could you miss, he was THREE FEET IN FRONT OF YOU!!!" (as Mushu goes sailing by on the rocket that he's currently complaining about being misdirected).
* This exchange:
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'''Mulan's Granny''': How lucky can they be? They're dead! }}
* Mushu's "They popped out of the snow! Like daisies!"
* The ancestors all arguing about Mulan when she runs off to join the army:
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'''Ancestor 2:''' Well, we can't ''all'' be acupuncturists!
'''Ancestor 3:''' No! ''Your'' great-granddaughter had to be a ''CROSS-DRESSER!'' }}
* The last ancestor that Mushu "helped", Fa Deng. He appears for about four seconds, in military armor, with his ''head under his arm.'' "[[Sarcasm Mode|Yeah. Thanks a lot.]]"
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* Mulan causing chaos in the food line.
* This little gem from "A Girl Worth Fighting For."
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'''Yao to Mulan, under his breath:''' ''Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother.'' }}
* Mushu with the kite strapped to his back. He looks absolutely ''terrifying'' to the guards. Also doubles as a [[Moment of Awesome (Sugar Wiki)|Moment of Awesome]].
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'''Guard:''' ''(gasps and turns around)'' Who are you?
'''Mushu:''' ''(spreads out fake wings and says in a deeper voice)'' ''Your worst nightmare!'' ''(cue the guards jumping out of the tower to get away from him)'' }}
* When Shang tells Mulan that "[she] fight[s] good." Even the Emperor is pretty much saying a more eloquent version of 'You're stupid.' Also, the fact that Mulan a few minutes previous kind of nailed Shang in the head while falling from the roof. ''Ouch''.
* Another incident:
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'''Mulan's Grandma:''' (''shouting across the yard'') WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER? }}
* Mushu [[Shield Surf|Shield Surfing]] on the mountain and searching for Mulan. The scene itself was pretty funny.
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'''Hun:''' RAAAAAAAAAAA-
'''Mushu:''' *casually puts head back in* Nope. }}
* Mulan preparing to enter the army camp.
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* '''Mushu:''' "And all cos ''Miss Man'' decided to take her little drag show on the road!"
* [[media:131778531316_1278.jpg|The portrait of Chi Fu with the Emperor in his tent]] - Chi Fu is shaking the Emperor's hand with an absolutely gleeful smile, while the Emperor is being his usual stern, dignified self.
* The reprise of "A Girl Worth Fighting For" in the sequel, complete with a slower beginning and this line:
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'''All singers:''' "For a girl worth fighting for!" }}
* Mushu keeps calling Khan, Mulan's horse, a cow. When Mulan's secret is blown wide open, and Cri-Kee finally admits to Mushu that he's not lucky:
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* At the bathing scene:
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* Near the end:
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'''Shang:''' ...Sir?
'''Emperor:''' You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty! *puts on his [[Nice Hat|hat]]* }}
** Especially since the Emperor drops his [[Cool Old Guy|kindly old man attitude]] and gives Shang the epitome of a "[[What an Idiot!|I can't believe I have to spell this out to you]]" look.
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** [http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvouc9elvx1qc3nxxo1_500.gif Look closely and you'll notice his apple moves down to his armpit.]
* This troper barely remember where, but in the PC game "Mulan Animated Storybook", when you select Yao, Mushu breaks out some wisecracking lines, such as:
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* Grandmother Fa in one scene says about the matchmaker: "Who spit in her bean curd?"
* After Mulan is getting ready for visiting the matchmaker her father prays at the family temple.
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* "Lemme here ya say aaaahhh!" "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" "That's close enough!"
* Mushu: (about seeing Mulan's war face) "Oh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover."
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** And Mulan with her mouth full of porridge, Mushu saying "then you gotta kick the other kid's butt" and Mulan saying with her mouth full "But I don't want to kick the other kid's butt."
*** Mushu telling her that she's late. When she rushes out:
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* The exasperated look on the Chief Ancestor's face as he says that Mushu can be a guardian again.
* "Now, I'll just pull them to safe-" ''*rope runs out before Yao can grab it*'' "-ty..."
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* Shang gets a [[Shirtless Scene]] in one scene and fires a arrow at the top of a pole for his warriors in training to get. Yao's turn comes up and Yao states "I'll get that arrow, pretty boy, and I'll do it with my shirt ''on''."
* And then there's:
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Mulan: (standing up) Present!
Matchmaker: (writing) Speaking without permission.
Mulan: ([[Face Palm]]) Oops. }}
** The entire sequence when Mulan is meeting with the matchmaker really.
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