Multiple Choice Past/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|''I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? [[Death Byby Origin Story|Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger?]] Something like that, I bet...something like that. Something like that...happened to me, you know. I'm - not exactly sure what it was. If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!''|'''[[The Joker]]''' to '''Batman''', ''[[The Killing Joke]]''}}

{{quote|"Okay, so there's this [[The Killing Joke|comic who can't make an audience laugh]]... I ''think'' that's how this one goes, I forget sometimes... Oh, you've heard that one? All right. Ah, I can't keep 'em straight. How about the one where a [[Batman (Filmfilm)|mob killer named Napier]] comes to Gotham and-- No, wait, [[What Do You Mean It's Not for Kids?|you're too young for that one]]. I know. This one ''always'' works. So a small-time yutz in a Red Hood walks into a factory, right? He's there to steal the payroll..."|'''[[The Joker]]''' in ''[https://read.dccomics.com/comixology/#/issue/4033/The-Origin-of-the-Joker The Origin of The Joker]''}}

{{quote|'''Hugo Strange:''' I have read twelve different accounts of your past. All different, except for one detail: Batman.<br />

'''Joker:''' What can I say? I like to keep things interesting. [[Alan Moore|A wise man]] once told me that if you have to have an origin story, you're better off making it multiple choice.|''[[Batman: Arkham City (Video Game)|Batman Arkham City]]''}}

{{quote|'''J.D:''' No. No more! Here are some of the lies you've told us over the last five years. "You went to Harvard." "You have a wife who only has a pointer and "thumb-pinky"." "You have a, a "brother-dad", a "mother-sister"?" "You have two kids, no, wait, you have one kid, no, you had a baby with a Chinese local!" "You're a deaf mute!" Oh, wait, now you're telling us that you're a world-class hurdler and you slept with the beautiful and irreplacable Amy Carter?<br />

'''Janitor:''' I-I didn't sleep with Amy Carter. We did everything ''but''.<br />

'''J.D:''' ''(groans)''<br />

'''Janitor:''' [[Crying Wolf|And I really was a world-class hurdler.]]|''[[Scrubs (TV)|Scrubs]]''}}

{{quote|'''Bashir:''' You know, I still have a lot of questions to ask you about the past.<br />

'''Garak:''' I've given you all the answers I'm capable of.<br />

'''Bashir:''' You've given me answers, alright, but they were all different. What I want to know is, out of all the stories you've told me, which ones were true and which ones weren't?<br />

'''Garak:''' My dear Doctor, they're all true.<br />

'''Bashir:''' Even the lies?<br />

'''Garak:''' Especially the lies.|''[[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV)|Star Trek Deep Space Nine]]'', "The Wire"}}

{{quote|'''Pinkie Pie:''' *after supposedly telling the story of how she got her cutie mark* And that's how Equestria was made!... Maybe on the way home, I can tell you the story of how I got my cutie mark. It's a gem!|''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'', "The Cutie-Mark Chronicles"}}