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* [[Things Mr. Welch Is No Longer Allowed to Do In An RPG]] list has a few of these:
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7. Not allowed to use psychic powers to do the dishes. (''Aeon Trinity'')
51. No longer allowed to use the time machine for booty calls.
183. There are no rules for cooking corn dogs in any d20 supplement. (''[[D20 Modern]]'')
544. I will not cast Gate to bind an infernal creature of power to my bidding and make him mow the lawn. (''D&D 3.5'')
566. When confronted with a haunted house with bleeding walls, no converting it into a self supporting blood bank. (''Call of Cthulhu'')
585. No using psychic powers before the adventure to figure out who to take life insurance out on. (''Aeon Trinity'')
691. No matter what the kids say, animated balloon animals is a poor use of the Create Golem feat. (''D&D 3.5'')
844. As a matter of fact, Jeopardy does screen for telepaths. (''Aeon Trinity'')
908. I can't take Telekinesis as an auxilary mode just to get free food from the snack machine. (''Aeon Trinity'')
914. Can't bribe the biokinetic to take my drug test for me. (''Aeon Trinity'')
966. Using precog on the personals to find out who puts out on a first date is abusing the power. (''Aeon Trinity'')
1019. Even if we have more ammo than fuel, I still have to cut down the tree with the chainsaw, not the HMG.
1030. No matter how much he pisses me off, I will not raise the barbarian’s dead mother-in-law. (''D&D 3.5'')
1041. Doesn't matter if I'm just using [it] to spot weld, force lightning still gets me a dark side point. (''Star Wars'')
1083. My IRSAn will not use his powers to help fill out wikipedia articles. (''Aeon Trinity'')
1191. Super powers that are only useful to art majors are vetoed. (''[[Silver Age Sentinels]]'')
1301. The 10’ pole in the starting equipment list cannot support the weight of an exotic dancer. (''D&D 3.0'')
1306. State Troopers are immune to the effects of the Delirium, so I need to find another way out of that speeding ticket. (''Werewolf'')
1416. The guy with the meltagun doesn't automatically have to carry the popcorn.
1480. I will not add the restriction "only to cook eggs" to any of my super powers. (''[[Aberrant]]'')
1568. Werewolves normally do not have access to the 'Sonnet' Specialization. (''Werewolf'')
1621. No using the Reduce spell to only to buy a child's ticket at the movies. (''[[D20 Modern]]'')
1658. The words "Rock Opera" will not appear in any of my wishes.
1697. Can't use the Decanter of Endless Water for water skiing, the Jacuzzi, or a wet tabard contest. (''D&D 3.0'')
1773. Can't use a wish spell to make the last Star Wars trilogy not suck.
1774. Battle Mauls can't double as coup sticks. (''Dragon Age'')
1914. Can't abuse the boggan's weakness to get free babysitting. (''Changeling'')
1948. Having an electrotech in the party doesn't mean I get to leave my phone charger at home. (''Aeon Trinity'')
1991. Medium Well is not a phaser setting.
2023. Using my runic powers to provide a light show for my skald's musical performances is abusing Grumfather's gift. (''7th Sea'')
2158. Using my animal influence ability to send countless animals on a suicide attack is fine, but not to form a chorus line.
2349. No finding industrial uses for Darkspawn.
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