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* Sister Angela from ''[[One Pound Gospel]]''. Played with in that she is extremely devoted to her faith, and while she might harbor some feelings for Kosaku, she does her best to keep them platonic. Likewise, Kosaku's enormous crush on her doesn't keep him from dating other girls.
* Zange from ''[[Kannagi]]''.
* Melpha from ''~[[Queen's Blade~]]''. It's hard to not see her as sexual, from her gigantic breasts to her "holy poses". In ''Rebellion'', there is Siggy. Instead of being ashamed when she does the poses, she does them willingly...shame that she burns people for practicing magic, or science.
* When Sato from ''[[Welcome to The NHK]]'' first meets Misaki and discovers she apparently has religious reasons for wanting to help him cure his [[Hikikomori]] ways, he has fantasies about her wearing a nun's habit while touching herself and moaning "No! I shouldn't! It's a sin!"
** Though this isn't explored further in the anime, the manga reveals that while her uncle and aunt are very religious Christians, she only goes along with them because they've been so kind to her; she holds no religious beliefs whatsoever.
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* Castle Anthrax in ''[[Monty Python and The Holy Grail]]'' is populated by 8-score blondes and brunettes between the ages of 17 and 19 and a half, in pseudo-nun habits, with a Grail-shaped beacon atop the castle.
** And the punishment for lighting the beacon is a spanking... for both the nun that lit it ''and'' every other sister in the castle.
{{quote| '''Dingo:''' And then, the ''oral sex''!}}
* Sister Sara in ''[[Two Mules For Sister Sara]]'' is a whiskey drinking, cigarette smoking nun {{spoiler|Who it turns out belongs to the ''other'' kind of Nunnery (ie: the best damn Cathouse in town).}}
* Averted in the 1967 ''[[Bedazzled]]'' when Stanley's wish that he and Margaret were in love each other in a setting far removed from the crass modern world has the two of them turned to nuns in a convent. Nun Margaret is in love with the nun Stanley, but will not act on her feelings.
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* The music video for Billy Idol's cover of "L.A. Woman" features an attractive blonde woman dressing fetishistically as a nun. When Idol pursues her she doesn't keep the habit on for long.
* "Don't Tell Mama" -- one of the songs from ''[[Cabaret]]'' -- involves Sally Bowles dressed as a nun and doing a strip tease.
{{quote| "Mama thinks I'm living in a convent,<br />
A secluded little convent,<br />
In the southern part of France.<br />
Mama doesn't even have an inkling,<br />
That I'm working in a nightclub,<br />
In a pair of lacy pants." }}
* The French Celine Dion song "La Religieuse" ("The Nun") describes the internal conflict of a nun tortured by her memories of a life of passion.
* [[The Beatles (band)|The Beatles]] give us:
{{quote| "Crabalocker fishwife<br />
Pornographic priestess<br />
Boy, you've been a naughty girl<br />
You let your knickers down" }}
* ''[[The Bob and Tom Show]]'' had a very humorous poem describing a nun, stuck on a broken-down bus with a bunch of kids on a church outing, strongly tempted to join a passing group of Hell's Angels.
* Skyclad's song, "Spinning Jeny"
{{quote| She whispered of her innocence - (a plea I must contest)<br />
While baptising helpless sinners with a missionary zest<br />
She will exorcise your demons - then exercise your thighs<br />
Await your 'second-coming' with a hunger in her eyes. }}
* Mercyful Fate song "Nuns Have No Fun".
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== Theater ==
* Appears rather disturbingly in [[William Shakespeare]]'s ''[[Measure for Measure]]'', when Angelo begins to develop an obsession with defiling Isabella. There was actually a modern production done of the play that plays up the fetishization to eleven, with whips and chains and things.
{{quote| The impression of keen whips I'd wear as rubies,<br />
And strip myself to death, as to a bed<br />
That longing have been sick for, ere I'd yield<br />
My body up to shame. }}
** "Nunnery" was apparently slang for a brothel in Shakespeare's day, which is how he uses it in ''[[Hamlet]].''
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* While not explicitly nuns (only because the churches of the Light don't segregate by gender), [http://www.wowhead.com/?npc=3977#screenshots:id=51422 High Inquisitor Whitemane] and [http://www.wowhead.com/?npc=34102#screenshots:id=126382 Argent Confessor Paletress] in ''[[World of Warcraft]]'' are both devout holy women who happen to wear [[Fetish Fuel|bikinis and garter belts]] in lieu of pants. (In Paletress's case, to wear them in [[Meaningful Name|Icecrown]].)
* ''[[The Witcher]]'': Not really an analogue of Catholic nuns, but members of a monastic order of nurses wear the habit. Geralt gets two of them in the neutral endgame, something of a consolation for [[Everything Trying to Kill You]].
{{quote| "And afterward, we'll pray!"}}
* ''[[Assassin's Creed II]]'' has a strange, invoked example. In Venice, you will find La Rosa Della Virtù, a bordello owned by Sister Teodora, a former Catholic nun, and is staffed by former nuns. She gives her reasons to why she equates her bordello to a nunnery (she considers herself a nun by her own brand of faith), some points cover the indiscretions of monks and priests of the time ([[Hypocritical Humor|who label those same things as evil]]), and how in some ways, it helps men better than a confessional does.
* Leliana from ''[[Dragon Age Origins]]'' is a lay sister who's [[Gay Option|bisexual]] and a former [[Mata Hari]], and admits to sometimes ogling her fellow Sisters.
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* [[Fetish Fuel Station Attendant|And yes,]] ''[[Bayonetta]]'' has touched this fetish as well.
* ''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'''s Battle Nuns. Demonic, yes, but also naughty.
{{quote| '''Eddie''': No, wait, I know this one. I'm supposed to think you're all sexy and stuff, but when you turn around, you'll be all demon-y. (Battle Nun turns around and is indeed demon-y) HA! Knew it! ...though you're still kind of hot in a kinky sort of way.}}
* The nuns of the Order of the Mysterium in ''[[Anachronox]]'' all wear red bodysuits with hoods, black thighboots with heels, elbow-length black gloves and a hardly-covering white tabard. They (and the monks) take vows of chastity, although at least one monk and sister don't let it get in their way, as you may overhear from them. You also find one nun in the Red District on Sender Station, having taken up a new profession... while still wearing her old outfit.
* [[Time Splitters|Jo-Beth Casey]] was originally in nun attire. Considering her outfit in a later game has a shirt with "SLUT" across it, there may be implications to note.