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There is just something about nuns that [[Fetish Fuel|turns a lot of guys on.]] Maybe it's the [[Nuns Are Spooky|mystery]] of it all. After all, they wear the elaborate robes and [[Women's Mysteries|live in secret, away from men]]. Maybe it's the [[Forbidden Fruit]] factor: you cannot have them, so, ironically, they become more appealing.
If a nun is fetishized, expect her habit to be far shorter and tighter than anything you would see in a real convent. Additionally, most [[Nuns Are Mikos]] in [[Anime]]. Any [[Church Militant]] nun, by nature of not only being a nun but an [[Action Girl]], will tend to follow this trope. Because [[Action Girl|Action Girls]] are always sexy.
Christian nuns are by far the most common in fiction, but there are Buddhist, Taoist, and Hindu nuns too. This trope actually dates back to [[Older Than You Think|Middle Ages]], as the literature and songs of the time often paint convents as "houses of vice" because it was, after all, [[All Women Are Lustful|a building full of women]], making this one of the [[Older Than Print|oldest]] [[Porn Tropes]] in Western history.
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== Advertising ==
* In the 1960s, there was [http://www.epson-kunstbetrieb.de/language/de/content/artists/aID/34/pID/122/prev/ an ad for the German soft drink] brand Afri Cola which implied this trope.
== Anime and Manga ==
* ''[[Chrono Crusade]]'': Rosette Christopher (pictured above). On the other hand, flirting with her [[Badass|can have]] [[Action Girl|very serious]] [[Tsundere|implications]].
* Somewhat noted in ''[[Mahou Sensei Negima]]'' when Misora was forced to wear a miniskirted habit as a part of the class' "cafe". She prayed for the Lord's forgiveness. That said, she and Sister Shakti ''are'' kinda cute, and the skirts on their ''real'' habits are short enough as it is.
* The [[Captain Obvious|Korean manhwa]] ''[[Rebirth]]'' features a ''very'' God-fearing nun in a ''very'' [[Stripperiffic]] outfit.
* Knight Carim, Sister Schach, [[Time Skip|and later]], {{spoiler|Sein, Otto and Dido}}, of the [[Crystal Dragon Jesus|Belkan Saint Church]] fill the [[Moe Moe]] nun quota for ''[[Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha]]'', though their habits are pretty modest. On the other hand, Sister Schach's battle armour consists of a sleeveless top, hotpants and pretty good [[Zettai Ryouiki]].
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* Zange from ''[[Kannagi]]''.
* Melpha from ''[[Queen's Blade]]''. It's hard to not see her as sexual, from her gigantic breasts to her "holy poses". In ''Rebellion'', there is Siggy. Instead of being ashamed when she does the poses, she does them willingly...shame that she burns people for practicing magic, or science.
* When Sato from ''[[Welcome to The NHK]]'' first meets Misaki and discovers she apparently has religious reasons for wanting to help him cure his [[Hikikomori]] ways, he has fantasies about her wearing a nun's habit while touching herself and moaning "No! I shouldn't! It's a sin!"
** Though this isn't explored further in the anime, the manga reveals that while her uncle and aunt are very religious Christians, she only goes along with them because they've been so kind to her; she holds no religious beliefs whatsoever.
* Sister Teresa Beria of ''[[Seikon no Qwaser]]''. Doubles as an action girl, but in her very first action scene she bares her chest so her partner Sasha can drink Soma and power up..
* Most [[Nuns Are Mikos|nuns]] in ''[[To Aru Majutsu no Index]]'' wear relatively reasonable habits, considering the ridiculousness of what they actually do, but one, Sister Agnese, upon her return is wearing a habit that is more [http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/2876/agnese1ep15.png holey] than [[A Worldwide Punomenon|holy]].
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* In the film within an film of ''[[How To Lose Friends And Alienate People]]'', [[Megan Fox]] plays a younger and sexier Mother Teresa ... and ends up winning an Apollo award for it.
* ''[[Hudson Hawk]]'' includes a nun {{spoiler|and she's undercover}}.
** She also {{spoiler|leaves the order to marry Hudson Hawk.}}
* Inverted when the Angels masquerade as nuns in the second ''[[Charlie's Angels]]'' movie.
* In ''[[Shoot'Em Up (film)|Shoot Em Up]]'', the hero takes the baby he has rescued from thugs who murdered his mother to a building that looks like a convent, and the door is opened by a young woman dressed as a nun. He barges in, and when she turns around in shock to follow him it's revealed that her costume has the rear end cut out of it, revealing that she is wearing some decidedly un-nunlike lingerie underneath and cluing the audience in to the fact that the building is actually a... [[Get Thee to a Nunnery|"nunnery"]].
* Low-budget cult film ''[[Roller Blade]]'' features naked lesbian roller skating nuns.
* In the Pedro Almodóvar movie ''[[Dark Habits]]'', the nuns are naughty in a wide variety of ways; they're sadomasochistic lesbians, drug addicts (and pushers), writers of erotic novels, and various other sins.
* Ken Russell's ''[[The Devils]]'' is full of [[Naughty Nuns]], led by Sister Jeanne, who has lurid sexual fantasies about Father Urbain Grandier, the film's male protagonist (including one in which she imagines him {{spoiler|coming down from the cross to couple with her}}. Unfortunately, this is part of a [[Sanity Slippage]], and ultimately results in some serious [[Squick]]. Depending on [[Executive Meddling|what cut of the film you're watching]], there's even more explicit naughtiness from Sister Jeanne's fellow nuns. It is [[Based on a True Story]].
* In the 1974 film ''Seijû gakuen'' aka ''School of the Holy Beast'', the 'convent' is run much like a school for wayward girls, including the typical girl-on-girl catfight. They seem to find themselves getting into and out of their habits with alarming frequency due to their constant showering and [[Les Yay|friendly experimentation]], though they do engage in more nun-like activities from time to time, such as praying, scrubbing floors and whipping newcomers with thorned roses to keep it spicy. Pinku Eiga and [[Naughty Nuns]] are a perfect match.
* While she's probably not taken any oaths, the papal agent in the French film ''[[Brotherhood of the Wolf]]'' masquerades as a prostitute.
* Castle Anthrax in ''[[Monty Python and
** And the punishment for lighting the beacon is a spanking... for both the nun that lit it ''and'' every other sister in the castle.
{{quote|'''Dingo:''' And then, the ''oral sex''!}}
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== Live Action TV ==
* In ''[[Californication]]'''s infamous opening scene, David Duchovny's character has a dream in which he is serviced by a nun.
* When the original ''[[Blackadder]]'' finds himself appointed as Archbishop of Canterbury, he finds that the 'sexual favours of nuns' are a major source of income for the Church, along with curses and pardons. Baldric mentions that many sales are to other nuns (and Edmund's surprise isn't that nuns offer sexual favours, but that "some people actually ''pay''"). He also has a secret passage to a nunnery in his bedchambers, which leads to an...[[Not What It Looks Like|interesting scene]] with two drunken would-be imitators of the knights who slew Thomas Becket.
* Australian skit comedy show ''[[Skithouse]]'' had a scene with a group of people waiting for the bus, among them a Catholic nun. A voiceover asks "Can you tell which one hasn't had any sex?", and then an arrow appears, pointing to a man chatting with the nun.
* ''[[Married... with Children]]'': A nunnery hired Kelly to advertise their olive oil, dressed as a nun. She couldn't fulfill the morals clause in her contract. Bud manages to get his "chaste" mother the part, but she hardly acted nunly.
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Boy, you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down" }}
* ''[[The Bob and Tom Show]]'' had a very humorous poem describing a nun, stuck on a broken-down bus with a bunch of kids on a church outing, strongly tempted to join a passing group of Hell's Angels.
* Skyclad's song, "Spinning Jeny"
{{quote|She whispered of her innocence - (a plea I must contest)
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** Actually, it has been stated that Ciel isn't really a nun. She just likes to [[Cosplay|dress up as one]] when she fights. At the very least, she would be considered a [[Knight Templar]], considering how fanatical she can get when hunting "heretics". Caren, on the other hand...
* ''[[Guilty Gear]]'''s Bridget. Of course, there's something a bit [[Wholesome Crossdresser|off]] [[Dude Looks Like a Lady|with this]] [[Dropped a Bridget On Him|Nun]]...
* Prier from ''[[La Pucelle]]''. Actually lamphaded in one chapter, where another character tries to call her out on her outfit, only for Prier to retort that hers isn't much better. At this point, they both remember [[Dirty Old Man|who ''gave'' them their outfits...]]
* ''[[Arcana Heart]]'''s Clarice di Lanza. Not only she is a nurse, she is also quite impure, starting from her demon heritage (but [[Dark Is Not Evil|she's not 100% evil]]) and her light and very playful personality.
* ''[[Darkstalkers]]'''s Felicia becomes a Nun on her ''[[Darkstalkers|Vampire Savior]]'' ending. She ''is'' naked under the habit. There's also her [[Flung Clothing]] intro pose in ''[[Capcom vs. Whatever|Marvel vs Capcom 2]]''.
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