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{{quote|''"This fanfic deals with some pretty sick shit. Sorry. This was a product of watching [[Natural Born Killers]], [[The Doom Generation]], and [[The Matrix]] waaaaay too much. Still, I hope you like the fic. It's possibly the most psychotic and evil things [sic] you'll ever read. ''|from the author's note}}

'''''Neo Armageddon Evangelist''''' is a ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' fanfic]] written by Sara Anne Grantham. It could also be described as the [[Dark Fic]] to end all dark fics.

This fanfic follows a gunslinging angel/human hybrid named Sublime as she stages a hyper-violent counter-strike against the power-mad Gendo Ikari from fulfilling his [[A God Am I|delusions of godhood]]. At the same time, Seele sends a sexually perverse assassin who calls himself [[As Long Asas It Sounds Foreign|Washington Blasmov]] to dispose of (and [[Rape Asas Drama|rape]]) the remaining Evangelion pilots. Both characters slaughter and sexually humiliate the entire core cast of Evangelion as they engage in pseudo-philosophical discussions on the nature of humanity (or something). Features a [[Bowdlerise|strangely heterosexualized Kaoru Nagisa]], [[Anatomically -Impossible Sex|a sex scene between Gendo and Lilith]], [[Squick|borderline incest]], [[Gun Fu|gratuitous gun fu]], [[Gorn|brutal eviscerations]], and [[Gratuitous Rape|heaps of sexual trauma]]. An [[Alternate Ending]] tries to fix some of the problems with the original fanfic by adding gun-fights and boinking to the traditional [[Gainax Ending]].

The [https://web.archive.org/web/20080331120749/http://www.svamcentral.org/ewic/mstings/Neo-Armageddon-EVA.txt original story] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20080331192545/http://www.svamcentral.org/ewic/mstings/NAE-End.txt alternate ending] were both MST'ed by Mark Foster. An [http://pamachu-productions.blogspot.com/2011/05/episode-1-neo-armageddon-evangelist.html audiobook production] is also available.

* [[As Long Asas It Sounds Foreign]]: Washington Blasmov

* [[Girls Withwith Guns]]: Sublime