Never Smile At a Crocodile: Difference between revisions

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{{quote|''"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik Interior Crocodile Alligator, I drive a Chevrolet Movie Theater!!!]"''|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}kZwhNFOn4ik Chip Tha Ripper]''', ''[[Memetic Mutation|SLAB Freestyle]]''}}
 
Everyone knows that [[Everything's Even Worse with Sharks]]. They make the sea a scary, dangerous place. However, they live only in the sea, so that means rivers and lakes are safe. Right?
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* [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Vector the Crocodile]] is another subversion. He may be loud, bossy, and rude, but he's a good guy at heart, often taking cases for free.
* What, no mention of [[Pitfall]]?
* In ''[[Dwarf Fortress]]'' crocodiles and alligators are fairly nasty, but normally just lie in ambush until the food presents itself. They are also domesticable, and [[Milking the Monster|often end up]] bred as source of valuable materials (especially Cave crocodile), as guard beasts (you can't train them like war dogs, but at their size, there's not much need) and for producing [[Explosive Breeder|lots of eggs]]. Goblins also sometimes breed cave crocs, and ''[[Horse of a Different Color|use them as mounts]]''.